Audio here. Chat, here.

Time: 7:00 p.m. CT.

Rules: after the jump.

Sip:

• Mention of Stoops' brothers obvious brotherhood
• "Mr. Suh"
• Suh gets tackle
• Three sips if any announcer makes reference of Cody Green being "more athletic" than Zach Lee.
• Combined announcing crew goes WHOA WOOO OHHHHH after a hit.
• Erin Andrews is groped by a coach unnecessarily< ---stop there is no necessary groping you sick, sick people
• If someone says "Vuna Tuihalamaka"
• Drink TWICE if someone mispronounces "Vuna Tuihalamaka"
• At mention of AFLAC
• Every time Erin Andrews says "guys"

Gulp/Shot:

• Awkward mention of Craig James' son
• One of Chris Fowler's sly puns appears
• Suh sack/INT/murder of lesser species
• Nebraska somehow gets a first down
• Each time the Hunter Lawrence field goal goes through the uprights on replay
• Suh sack
• Zach Lee does something good (subject to judges' interpretation)
• Zach Lee destroyed on option play
• If you hear the words "House of Spears."
• For every reference to the brothers Pelini and Stoops friendship, Cardinal Mooney High School, Youngstown Ohio, or how Mark Stoops was a groomsman in Bo Pelini's wedding.
• For mention of the 1998 Holiday Bowl between Arizona and Nebraska.

FINISH YOUR DRINK:

• Hasselhoff!