EDSBS LIVE: The Second Annual Holiday Bowl Drinking Game

by Peter Bean on Dec 30, 2009 3:31 PM CST in Texas Longhorns Football

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Audio here. Chat, here.

Time: 7:00 p.m. CT.

Rules: after the jump.

Sip:

Mention of Stoops' brothers obvious brotherhood
"Mr. Suh"
Suh gets tackle
Three sips if any announcer makes reference of Cody Green being "more athletic" than Zach Lee.
Combined announcing crew goes WHOA WOOO OHHHHH after a hit.
Erin Andrews is groped by a coach unnecessarily< ---stop there is no necessary groping you sick, sick people
If someone says "Vuna Tuihalamaka"
Drink TWICE if someone mispronounces "Vuna Tuihalamaka"
At mention of AFLAC
Every time Erin Andrews says "guys"

Gulp/Shot:

Awkward mention of Craig James' son
One of Chris Fowler's sly puns appears
Suh sack/INT/murder of lesser species
Nebraska somehow gets a first down
Each time the Hunter Lawrence field goal goes through the uprights on replay
Suh sack
Zach Lee does something good (subject to judges' interpretation)
Zach Lee destroyed on option play
If you hear the words "House of Spears."
For every reference to the brothers Pelini and Stoops friendship, Cardinal Mooney High School, Youngstown Ohio, or how Mark Stoops was a groomsman in Bo Pelini's wedding.
For mention of the 1998 Holiday Bowl between Arizona and Nebraska.

FINISH YOUR DRINK:

Hasselhoff!

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I wonder if you and Spencer will have time to get around to talking about Leach tonight?

by billyzane on Dec 30, 2009 3:52 PM CST reply actions

What, something very important happened with Leach?

by TheElusiveShadow on Dec 30, 2009 4:05 PM CST up reply actions

With Craig James calling the game?

Oh I’m sure we will discuss Mr. Michael Leach. And probably James’ daughter, too.

You ain't hurt.

by Peter Bean on Dec 30, 2009 4:15 PM CST up reply actions

No whale?

by bamfor on Dec 30, 2009 4:03 PM CST reply actions

Almost died last year

See Spencer’s explanation here.

You ain't hurt.

by Peter Bean on Dec 30, 2009 4:15 PM CST up reply actions

Good times.

One addition:

Anytime the word “trickeration” or any of its variables is said by the broadcast crew.

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Dec 30, 2009 4:36 PM CST up reply actions

Good one

You ain't hurt.

by Peter Bean on Dec 30, 2009 4:45 PM CST up reply actions

I'm bringing home IV bags from work

for the morning after tonight’s Alcoholocaust. Its amazing what 2 liters of saline can do to a hangover.

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Dec 30, 2009 4:55 PM CST up reply actions

I will miss the "That fucking whale again? Jesus Christ"

by bamfor on Dec 30, 2009 6:12 PM CST up reply actions

Shot worthy?

Boy named “Suh” reference.

"I live in the tower with Coach Brown." -Bevo

by run Bevo run on Dec 30, 2009 4:59 PM CST reply actions

Can somebody post a Holiday Bowl Bingo Card as well?

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Dec 30, 2009 5:28 PM CST reply actions

another suggestion(s) ...

Sip: Any camera shot of stunned WTF look by Pelini after Zach Lee miscue.

Gulp … any mention of Mike Stoops as a candidate to replace Leach.

Finish your drink … if James says “we were just trying to protect our son” after mention of Mike Leach as candidate for Tech job.

"I've always been an admirer of Texas' clock management. Now, I am completely sold." -- Les Miles

by Distributor of the Football on Dec 30, 2009 6:19 PM CST reply actions

House of Spears?

I thought Suh’s first name meant “Can’t Chop This” … (cue MC Hammer).

"I've always been an admirer of Texas' clock management. Now, I am completely sold." -- Les Miles

by Distributor of the Football on Dec 30, 2009 6:26 PM CST reply actions

so i totally just burst into laughter...

thank you so much for that!

by jacobb23 on Dec 30, 2009 6:34 PM CST up reply actions

You are welcome, and just remember ...

If you want your son to grow up to be the meanest mutha that Charlie Tanner and Michael Huey can’t block … name him “Ammo Dump” … “I’m Packing Serious Heat” … “Whole Bunch of Bombs Laying Around Here”, or something like that.

Then, it won’t matter that his last name is Sue, Elizabeth, Gertrude, whatever.

What is the over-under on how many times tonight we get to see Hunter’s kick scrape the paint off the left upright?

"I've always been an admirer of Texas' clock management. Now, I am completely sold." -- Les Miles

by Distributor of the Football on Dec 30, 2009 7:12 PM CST up reply actions