You know...just in case you'll be in the Greater Greensboro area later today...
"Au revoir, Gopher."
You live in a hole
(Sign 1) Nice Gopher
(Sign 2) Thanks, I just had it stuffed
Pipe down Gophers or we'll beat you like Chuck-E-Cheese
Ski-U-Mah in Sioux actually means "suck it white devil"
Red & Yellow killed the Jell-O
"Gotta chubby for Tubby?"
Ralph Sampson, III wears Bad Idea Genes
Hoffarbering is an Icelandic mating ritual
First time at a dance this big?
Tim Brewster is rooting for Texas
Got Minnesota's #? You betcha
"Prepare to be Bro-manced"
Dexter heard gophers help lower your cholesterol
Even Ace Ventura - Minnesota Governor can't help you
I-35 bragging rights on the line
We piss bigger than your lakes
Good luck Team Canada