You know...just in case you'll be in the Greater Greensboro area later today...

"Au revoir, Gopher."

You live in a hole

(Sign 1) Nice Gopher
(Sign 2) Thanks, I just had it stuffed

Pipe down Gophers or we'll beat you like Chuck-E-Cheese

Ski-U-Mah in Sioux actually means "suck it white devil"

Red & Yellow killed the Jell-O

"Gotta chubby for Tubby?"

Ralph Sampson, III wears Bad Idea Genes

Hoffarbering is an Icelandic mating ritual

First time at a dance this big?

Tim Brewster is rooting for Texas

Got Minnesota's #? You betcha

"Prepare to be Bro-manced"

Dexter heard gophers help lower your cholesterol

Even Ace Ventura - Minnesota Governor  can't help you

I-35 bragging rights on the line

We piss bigger than your lakes

Good luck Team Canada