You know how Duke fans love their gameday signs...here's a few I'm guessing they won't appreciate all that much...

Br'er Barnes is at home in the Greensboro Patch

 The Abrams-ham Lincoln Beard scares Chuck Norris

Dex says Gerald's forearm needs salt

Dex-A-Trim makes Duke The Biggest Loser

Turkish Delight makes Duke puke

Barack's Just Not That Into Duke

Coach K's safety word is "Laettner"  

Coach K knows the secret of NIMH

Blue Devils are French - just like their defense

Brainy Smurf was too cool for the Cameron Crazies

Our b-ball team could beat Duke's football team

UT's Law School shits bigger than yours

Hey, even Ralph beat the smart kids once