You know how Duke fans love their gameday signs...here's a few I'm guessing they won't appreciate all that much...
Br'er Barnes is at home in the Greensboro Patch
The Abrams-ham Lincoln Beard scares Chuck Norris
Dex says Gerald's forearm needs salt
Dex-A-Trim makes Duke The Biggest Loser
Turkish Delight makes Duke puke
Barack's Just Not That Into Duke
Coach K's safety word is "Laettner"
Coach K knows the secret of NIMH
Blue Devils are French - just like their defense
Brainy Smurf was too cool for the Cameron Crazies
Our b-ball team could beat Duke's football team
UT's Law School shits bigger than yours
Hey, even Ralph beat the smart kids once