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#&&$&$&$$$$$$$$&&$$CK!!!!

I'm piss drunk, swaring a blue streak, and my wife is presently clutching the family pet because she's affraid I'm going to go for a record hang time in cat-punting.

I hate blaming the refs for a loss, but I can't help it, the zebras gave Duke the benefit normally reserved for Notre Dame.

I do applaud the effort from the boys in Burnt Orange, but I can't help but feel like Clark Griswold after he opened his Jelly of the Month Christmas Bonus.

If any of you are looking for any last minute gifts for me, I want Coach K brought from his Tobacco Road grato with a Burnt Orange Bow wrapped around his rat face so I can tell him what a low down, scum sucking, ass licking, four flushing, brainless, hopeless, dickless sack of monkey shit he is.

Holy shit, pass the Tylenol.

If you need to bitch, go ahead and get it out here. We'll let the rational people have the main page. And we can delete this thread later (when we're sober.)

F me in the goat's ass.

 

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How the FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF??????????!!!1

Do we miss a defensive rebound when they hand us a favor and miss both free throws tho ice the game!

by Egonz on Mar 21, 2009 10:23 PM CDT reply actions  

I was looking at various other boards

Even KU fans acknowledged that we were screwed over. One guy said Singler should’ve been called for over-the-back when he got that put in. Also, some other Duke player traveled late in the game but no call. I wish we could get another look at it, but oh well.

It just sucks that they got every meaningful loose ball at the end. Either they got it, or they got the benefit of a loose ball foul on us. Then on offense, we missed free throws, and James was getting robbed by the rim at the end. Rimmed out a go-ahead three and missed an easy tip on. What an awful taste for him to end his college career if he does leave. I have a strong feeling he really wants to come back.

by goingforthecorner on Mar 21, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

On the Damion James note

Rick Barnes is quoted saying James wants to finish what he started. Hinting that he would come back. I think that he may stay.

 That being said, we have been through this the last 2 seasons and I want James to make the best decision for his life. The guy can jump out of the Gym and I would love have him back next season.

Blazz

by blazzinken on Mar 21, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

These carolinian pansies can kiss the fattest part of my ass.

by burntorangehorn on Mar 21, 2009 10:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Doc Sadler Quote from CBS college Sports
“We know that a Big 12 team can’t play in ACC country and expect to get any calls.”

Blazz

by blazzinken on Mar 21, 2009 10:40 PM CDT reply actions  

for a second

I thought it said “big12 teams can’t play with ACC teams”, I was about to break something.

by owenh on Mar 21, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

so much for the "home crowd"

The place was full of more dukie than a port-o-potty.

by owenh on Mar 21, 2009 10:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Slight moral victory

at least for once we played a respectable game against Duke. We’ve had better teams that were completely blown out by Duke.

by goingforthecorner on Mar 21, 2009 10:46 PM CDT reply actions  

I really have no qualms

We played one of our better games tonight and in the final minute any little stroke of luck can lose or win a game for you. We were in the game all night and who knows a rebound here a lucky bounce there…

The final 30-ish seconds was crap but what can you do.

by owenh on Mar 21, 2009 10:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Well I say fuck duke!

and blake griffin and capel……and griffin’s mom is still ugly!

by SneezyBeltran on Mar 21, 2009 11:08 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

Classic!

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Mar 21, 2009 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck. That. Game.

I’ll say something a little more measured in the main page tomorrow, but…

Motherfuck. That was a kick in the balls.

Texas needed to do a few things better — no question — but Christ Almighty did the basketball gods just drop a corn-filled deuce on our house tonight. From the officials to the random bounces of the ball…. it just wasn’t our night.

Great, great effort by this team, though. They finished the season good enough to play into the Sweet 16 or Elite 8. In a more just universe, that’s exactly where we’d be.

--PB--

by Peter Bean on Mar 21, 2009 11:36 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm just a Kansas fan, obviously.

But I was pissed as shit at the end of the game. It was just complete and utter bullshit.

Not only the terrible, horrible calls, but James’ rimmed-out three. Oh, that killed me.

I had a nice, five-minute punching session with my couch after that.

Good luck next year. If Balbay and Ward can get a consistent jump shot, holy shit. You guys will be freaking unreal.

Now probably wasn’t the time for me to come over, and it’s unfair for me to act like I care as much, but I was soooo pissed off.

Fucking Dukies.

P.S.: Varez Ward is a freaking monster. Holy shit. The Big 12 should be a two-team race, next year, with two legitimate National Title hopes assuming the NBA doesn’t steal too many.

by rockchalk on Mar 21, 2009 11:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Standing under the basket to pick up charges

is one of the most bitch-ass moves in basketball. It’s not defense and anyone who thinks it is denigrates the game. Coach K believes in and teaches that shit. Pathetic. Time for the no-charge circle in college basketball to cut that shit out.

The officials made some bad calls in Texas’ favor — they bought what Abrams was selling on that three-pointer, but killed the rhythm of the game. Coach K works the officials and teaches his players a style that often attempts to do just that — kill the rhythm of the game.

Beyond that, as PB said to me tonight, Duke is like a good mid-major team right now with the way they shoot so many threes and spread for the floor, not to mention all the white kids. That program isn’t in much better shape than the Texas program going into next season, if they are at all.

Fuck I want to beat Duke…

by Wescott Eberts (GoBR) on Mar 22, 2009 12:41 AM CDT reply actions  

Just to clarify

What I said was that Duke beat us like a mid-major (stocked with good basketball players, but short on creators) often beats a higher seeded power conference team with superior athletes and playmakers — they were opportunistic, they hit their free throws, and they had a hell of a night from the three point line to pull the upset. Errr…

Anyway, no comment on the future of Duke’s program.

--PB--

by Peter Bean on Mar 22, 2009 12:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wish I could have seen the game...

… I turned on the TV at 7:15 and apparently Coach K tricked Rick into having a FT contest to decide who would move on. Damn that devil.

Also, wasn’t there a thread on who’s coach most resembled their school’s mascot? Coach K should fucking WIN.

by Horn Brain on Mar 22, 2009 1:26 AM CDT reply actions  

Watching some highlights

Duke could get called for a hand check or reach in every single time down the court. These guys slap at the ball so much its not even funny. Sure Coach K runs a fundamental team but how fundamental is reaching in on ever drive? I know i was never taught that.

Sure I agree that Texas could have and should have won the game even with the Refereeing tonight but they sure did not give them much help!

Blazz

by blazzinken on Mar 22, 2009 1:58 AM CDT reply actions  

lol- perfect reference

my main focus for next weekend is to see duke beaten.

by longhornricky on Mar 22, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Same here

It’s funny, normally you root for the team that beat you to go far so it further justifies your defeat to them. Not in this case. I hope Villanova beats the living shit out of them. We beat Nova in MSG so there’s another little moral victory.

by goingforthecorner on Mar 22, 2009 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I had to go drink lots of beers

The season should not have ended like that. We played with heart (when the refs werent blowing their whistles), confidence (even though the refs were blowing their whistles), and moxy (despite the refs blowing their whistles). I’m honestly sad…It sucks.

-rBr-

by run Bevo run on Mar 22, 2009 3:06 AM CDT reply actions  

Word of advice

Don’t watch a highly contested basketball game at a SXSW venue.

Because before you know it, some emo kid is going to tell you to be quiet at the apex of the game, all because you’re interrupting the set of some shitty Scandinavian band with your screaming.

"Stats are for losers, I like winning games."

by SuperBentley on Mar 22, 2009 4:48 AM CDT reply actions  

"Yo, old dude, no one cares about your stupid basketball game..."

Yeah? Well I got news for you kiddo – No one cares about your stupid veins in your wrist. If you were serious you’d be hacking at arteries. Now go snort some drugs and blame it on me.

by Horn Brain on Mar 22, 2009 5:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not a fan of blaming the refs too much

Even when they do screw up (and they always do; basketball is a hard sport to ref). I’ll just say that I’m happy with our guys effort and heart and that sometimes, the bounces just don’t go your way. You need luck too to get deep in the tournament, and we just didn’t have it.

But the free throws… yeah, that’s just annoying.

by TheElusiveShadow on Mar 22, 2009 12:27 PM CDT reply actions  

The rebounding on free throws is more annoying to me...

Also, I too long for the days when your point guard was a lights out free throw shooter.

by the1austin on Mar 25, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

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