You know, just in case you're going to be at Allen Fieldhouse this afternoon and have a marker and poster board handy...
Does it smell like up-phog in here?
Your mom waives the wheat
Bill Self is Lieutenant Dan with old legs
Hey Bill, will you accept a collect call from T. Boone?
Playing in the Big XII North is like believing in Santa
Sherron Collins is all-natural*
You never thanked us for taking Griffin out
You can't stop Balbay, you can only hope to restrain him
Damion is averaging a double trouble
Harrison Smith is the cure for March Sadness
Our Dexter is a "cereal" killer
The 10% (FG average) Rule threatens UT basketball
AJ is hotter than a $2 Abrams Tank
Lee Ann Womack hopes Texas dances
And last but not least, let's respect the classics...
Mangino ate my other sign