You know, just in case you're going to be at Allen Fieldhouse this afternoon and have a marker and poster board handy...

Does it smell like up-phog in here?  

Your mom waives the wheat  

Bill Self is Lieutenant Dan with old legs  

Hey Bill, will you accept a collect call from T. Boone?  

Playing in the Big XII North is like believing in Santa  

Sherron Collins is all-natural*  

You never thanked us for taking Griffin out  

You can't stop Balbay, you can only hope to restrain him  

Damion is averaging a double trouble  

Harrison Smith is the cure for March Sadness  

Our Dexter is a "cereal" killer   

The 10% (FG average) Rule threatens UT basketball  

AJ is hotter than a $2 Abrams Tank  

Lee Ann Womack hopes Texas dances  

And last but not least, let's respect the classics...  

Mangino ate my other sign