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Top BON Search Engine Referrals

Just for fun, here are some of my favorite terms that have been typed into search engines and resulted in clicks on BON pages in the past few days.  I'm not sure how exactly these reflect on this fair blog (poorly?  well?  accurately?), but they're interesting to say the least...

Coach shorts (this is just a quality picture, but who the hell is searching for this?)

WTF (approximately 4 or 5 times...)

Cat Osterman Boyfriend (54b, we know this is you.  All 6 times it was searched.)

Cat Osterman Lesbian (Mrs. 54b, it's okay.  You have nothing to worry about.)

Texas Longhorns sucks (grammatically incorrect, natch)

OU Sucks (obvs)

My Girlfriends boobs (okay, interesting)

I have huge boobs (oooookay)

Jai lucas where is he (existential! sort of!)

Comparing boobs (oh, we're back on this?)

GG boobs (seriously? did this site used to be porn?)

Naked texas guys (at least we're evening it out a bit...)

an example of pluralistic ignorance (you're welcome google!)

beer boobs (it's quite a long ways from the last search term, isn't it?)

perfect boobs (seriously, WTF?  PB, you opened a can of worms.)

conch shell in lord of the flies (BON=8th grade english class crib notes)

who will replace billie gillespie at UK (ha!)

Well, that was fun and pointless.  The moral of the story is that you guys a sick (except the one who searched for pluralistic ignorance; you're awesome) and that this post will undoubtedly only serve to increase BON's google hits with such phrases until it inevitably becomes an all-out porn site.  You're welcome BON!

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