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- I was walking in the grocery store in the chips and dips aisle. This lady was walking in front of me pushing her cart she stopped to pick up some pringles and let one rip. Sounded like a growl and and a motor but smelt like a dead carcus. OMG! Now I knew it wasn't me LOL and we were the only two people on the aisle. She just smiled and kept walking like nothing happened the smell followed her. I swear I could see it like smoke out of a train just nasty.

- I believe in aliens. I've actually seen four or five of them in my lifetime. Although they aren't as smart as everyone seems to think. I played one in monopoly, checkers, and chess and I destroy him/her couldn't really tell which it was so I'm just going to call it It.

- I mean there are dumb people and I'm probably one of them. LOL. Thanks Texas A&M LOL.

- Although Mel Kiper talks players into being first round draft picks. Think about it there's about 700 prospects that come out every year there is NO WAY he can watch all those players. So how he decide who is good at what?

- And that comes to WWMBD which stands for What Would Marty B Do? Now if I were in this situation I would have handled it differently, first I would have said I wasn't feeling well the moment I saw her, that wouldve set me up to be sick at any time. Then I would've order some of the same snacks and made sure I got nachos because we all know how they can upset a stomach. Then I would've went in the movie and began to live it up during the previews while destroying all the snacks. Next I woulda been like man those nachos got my stomach churning I need to use the restroom. This is awesome at this point I'm laughing in my head. Then I would leave the theater, go wherever while texting her the whole time like I was in the bathroom. Then I would return towards the end of the movie.

Ohmygodthisisawesome.

HT: KSK

7 months ago Alba_icon-2_tiny jc25 3 comments 0 recs  | 

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Wow, great find.

You should re-post this over at 12th man. That might get a rise out of their fan.

by Horn Brain on Apr 7, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Gold

This should be an everyday stop now. As long as he doesn’t try to rap.

by BigTexBD on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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