Ball Don't Lie: All right, let's get the hard-hitting questions out of the way. In March, SLAM magazine held a reader contest to try and find you a new nickname. Now, I shut it down early, suggesting — nay! — demanding you be called "Durantula". What do you think? Does this get your vote?
Kevin Durant: Durantula?
BDL: Yeah. You're long, you're lean, everyone's afraid of you ...
Durantula: Yeah, yeah, I like it. I like it a lot.