I read this and had to share it with everyone here:
"Colt is living in The Matrix. He should just start wearing all black and talk in barely audible whispers. If you can't beat Tebow's Christian bonhomie, just go to the Dark Side. Have a beer. And a threesome. On the same night! Right before the Tech game. Wearing a zorro mask!
I laughed so hard I cried when I read this paragraph. Enjoy the good!