Barking Carnival Gold
I read this and had to share it with everyone here:
"Colt is living in The Matrix. He should just start wearing all black and talk in barely audible whispers. If you can't beat Tebow's Christian bonhomie, just go to the Dark Side. Have a beer. And a threesome. On the same night! Right before the Tech game. Wearing a zorro mask!
I laughed so hard I cried when I read this paragraph. Enjoy the good!
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Link please so everyone else can enjoy the article in it's entirety.
by Wescott Eberts (GoBR) on Jul 28, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions
I didn’t think there was any option other than a zorro mask on beer ‘n’ threesome nights.
by burntorangehorn on Jul 29, 2009 7:11 AM CDT reply actions
not for me
I usually roll (pun intended) the Walter Sobchak’s.

"From the waist down, Earl Campbell has the biggest legs I have ever seen on a running back." -John Madden
by run Bevo run on Jul 29, 2009 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions

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