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There's been some chatter about it in the BDR comments, but here it is in all its glory: Colt McCoy with a mustache. Glory, Glory Hallelujah! To borrow a PBism, Out-standing, sir!

See also: Dr. Saturday and EDSBS

2 months ago Pigeons_tiny billyzane 46 comments 3 recs  | 

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I'm a huge Colt fan

But really…. that needs to come off, Colt.

by TheElusiveShadow on Aug 26, 2009 3:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It's solidarity with the O-Line.

He said it’s coming off before the season starts.

by billyzane on Aug 26, 2009 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

According to this it should already be gone.

"From the waist down, Earl Campbell has the biggest legs I have ever seen on a running back." -John Madden

by run Bevo run on Aug 26, 2009 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Truly a spectacular pornstache, Colt.

I mean, that’s just fantastic. I would participate in this but I don’t have enough facial hair to grow a ’stache, but I think the BON writers need to grow mustaches as a sign of solidarity. Just thought I would throw that out there.

by GhostofBigRoy on Aug 26, 2009 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Solidarity with my girlfriend wins out

From her keyboard to my inbox, 20 minutes ago:

McCoy mustache is disgusting!

I was hoping to read your BON article, and was instead greeted by his ugly face!

Clicked right away from BON. Too scared. :)

J.

I’m thinking I’ll have to skip the author ’stache-fest

--PB--

by Peter Bean on Aug 26, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

She is absolutely right. Tell her hi.

by dimecoverage on Aug 26, 2009 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's because your not whipped by the kitty.

"From the waist down, Earl Campbell has the biggest legs I have ever seen on a running back." -John Madden

by run Bevo run on Aug 27, 2009 8:29 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dimecoverage

I think she may have a little problem with this suggestion.

by Hookem4life84 on Aug 26, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for thinking of me.

Some men just should not grow facial hair. For me, that includes every male, but some people like it. On McCoy… no.

by dimecoverage on Aug 26, 2009 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

your a girl?

then how is your roundup so awesome?
just kidding…but seriously

by acho81 on Aug 26, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had one until I was 30.

That was long enough, but it was a charmer, oh yes.

by whills on Aug 26, 2009 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Try the 70s with your backhand.

Not totally illogical in this instance.

by whills on Aug 27, 2009 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome

That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Aug 26, 2009 3:28 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Bitchin!

That is one kickass flavor savor

BOOOOOOOOM MF!

by TNHorn on Aug 26, 2009 3:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

I’m sorry Colt needs to shave. He looks too much like a rapist now.

by clra2 on Aug 26, 2009 4:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I actually look very similar to Colt McCoy, and a picture of me when I was 15 and Colt when he was a freshman would’ve made people think we might be twins. I started my crapstache right about age 15, and man, it didn’t look any better than that. Babyfaces and facial hair just don’t mix, but this particular joinder deserves that pornstache HOF spot.

Bravo, Colt. Bravo.

by burntorangehorn on Aug 26, 2009 4:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I say keep it!

dudes respect the ’stache

3/19/2009 - Dogus Balbay Made a Three-Pointer. Never Forget.

by burrito on Aug 26, 2009 4:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

PS

“I’m sorry, George. You’ve gotta get a job.”

“Damnit.”

by burntorangehorn on Aug 26, 2009 4:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Finally!

May I point everyone to my campaign started during last year’s season.

I’m going to guess that Colt reads BON!

by TXinDC on Aug 26, 2009 4:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Out-standing

I’d missed that

--PB--

by Peter Bean on Aug 26, 2009 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who wants a mustache ride? I vant one!

Littering and…littering and…

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Aug 26, 2009 4:30 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

That's no mere mustache my friends...

that’s an ABC After School Special titled, “Get In The Van Little Girl,” starring the irrepressible 80’s Ladies Man, John Schneider.

Be nobody but yourself in a world that desperately wants you to be like everybody else.

by 54b on Aug 26, 2009 4:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Aug 26, 2009 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh my goodness!

Billy, what did you do to Colt? I never thought Colt would do this to himself. What a funny look! LOL…

by Horns98 on Aug 26, 2009 6:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wooderson For Heisman

Man, it’s the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. If it ain’t that piece of paper, there’s some other choice they’re gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they’re gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin’ man, L-I-V-I-N.

by burntup on Aug 26, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I hear the Coltstache and Shipstache were roommates.

by burntorangehorn on Aug 27, 2009 7:47 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I grew one stache ever

my ditsy better half did not notice for a week, then told me I looked like a motorcycle cop.

But enough about me… Colt, the stache no es bueno, mi amigo.

by bfaut86 on Aug 26, 2009 10:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think

we should start calling Colt “Lieutenant Dangle” (Reno 911) with that ’stache.

Maybe they thought the ’staches would help out if they started getting in trouble with the law again.

by tdwalsh on Aug 26, 2009 11:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes!

I love the stache. Its the about the only thing I can grow, in addition to a slight soul patch which when grown together, I have aptly named the conquistador.

I haven’t shaved in a week, and now that I see Colt with the stache, I think I’m going to have to regrow mine.

Who cares what people think, Colt needs to do what he would do, not what the media or fans want him to do.

Keep it!

by prince8846 on Aug 26, 2009 11:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The Conquistador! That's a riot! .nt whills

It's a Horns' world. Even Aggies play hoops with a burnt orange ball.

by Speedway on Aug 27, 2009 7:55 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds powerful.

"From the waist down, Earl Campbell has the biggest legs I have ever seen on a running back." -John Madden

by run Bevo run on Aug 27, 2009 8:31 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I always called that the Doc Holliday.

’Stache by itself = cookie duster

by burntorangehorn on Aug 27, 2009 8:33 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is a thing of beauty

You can't spell COCKSUCKER without OU.

by nathantx57 on Aug 27, 2009 4:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

it's cool, Colt

You just gotta keep on livin’, man. L-I-V-I-N

by zissou on Aug 28, 2009 10:28 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BZ

I hope you don’t mind me using this picture you linked as my little avitar deal thingy picture. It just cracks me up when I see it.

Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, and, I do think the pic. is outstanding.

by Wrangler86 on Sep 1, 2009 3:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Coincidence?

Did anyone else notice that the advertisment on this link is for the “rollingrazor” ?

by Wrangler86 on Sep 3, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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