College Gameday heads to Austin, TX Week 3

Don’t Let Matthew McConaughey be our Celebrity for Pick ’em!

There’s only one team in Texas

Moustaches not welcome here

or

We’ll knock the moustache off you – Texas D

Someone sure did know what they were doing when they rescheduled the Tech game…probably in no other week of the season would a game like this warrant GameDay coming to town and a primetime TV slot. I’m guessing Tech will crack the Top 25 this week to make it seem more worthy of this kind of attention.

Certainly the revenge factor and Colt’s bid for the Heisman makes for a good story surrounding the game, but this game is hardly the marquee match-up that made UT a frequent Gameday attraction last year.

And as for Colt, even though it’s still early, this it put up or shut up time. He needs to have big numbers to match the hype because everyone will be watching unlike the first couple of weeks. This is definitely his chance to establish himself as the front runner for Texas to look like a world beater. The pundits will be begging for any excuse to dismiss Texas as simply the tallest midget in a year when the Big XII seems to be down.

…and being left out in the cold at the end, but there is nothing we can do about it. We’re fans, not players. Its not like I can dial up Greg Davis and tell him the endzone is north, not east. The only thing we CAN do…is show up Saturday. Be there early, be loud, wear orange, and bring DKR down!

I want the Tiggers in Baton Rouge to piss their pants because of the decibel level in DKR on Saturday. The word “REVENGE” needs to be on everybody’s mind. Think about the Crabtree TD, think about the Gideon dropped pick, and think about the safety. Hell, dream it in your head if you have to. Just make a statement. America will take notice.

Stop showing us the #ucking Crabtree catch.

Not really a catchy slogan, but a very helpful suggestion.

was still unbeaten, would gameday be coming to Austin while knowing they would be headed to Dallas? Will they still head to Dallas? If Ok St. has only one loss and Horns are unbeaten, are they in Stillwater for Halloween?

Leach Would Rather Be at Miami, UCLA, Washington, Clemson, or Auburn

Maybe something relating to how Ruffin looks like Carl Winslow.

Lubbock – Still has Crabbs, but once again has no trees.

Mike Leach ate my Baby

Lubbock – VD lives here.

Texas Tech, because you were rejected from community college.

Someone get a translator for Lou.

Hey Lou, your gray merkin looked better than your blonde one.

Texas Tech, what starts here burns the next morning.

and maybe a sign that has a marijuana leaf with a circle around it and a line through it.

Thats all I got for now.

Taylor Potts creeps out the Burger King

YO TEXAS TECH, I’M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT UT IS THE GREATEST TEXAS FOOTBALL PROGRAM OF ALL TIME

YO COACH LEACH, I’M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT BLACKBEARD WAS THE GREATEST PIRATE OF ALL TIME

YO WEST TEXAS, I’M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT SIBERIA IS THE GREATEST WASTELAND OF ALL TIME

Or something funnier. Whatever, there will be 9 trillion of these signs.

Any ideas on where to tailgate this week? I just want to spend the entire day laughing at tech fans. I am going to savior this win more than any other regular season game.