Will Muschamp List
by bevobud on Sep 2, 2009 8:58 PM CDT
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PrintI wanted to know if a "Chuck Norris" style list has been made for our Bada$$ coach in waiting. Is there really any other coach or figure in sports that you see any more deserving, Muschamp has the most energy and intensity that i've seen from a coach in a long time. He gave a brickwall a chestbump, and bleeds during games that hes not even playing in, come on!!! If there is a list i would like someone to send it to me, if there is we should add to it. But if there isn't, I see no reason not to start one of our own.
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Welcome aboard.
Here’s one to get this thing started:
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Will Muschamp.
by Wescott Eberts (GoBR) on Sep 3, 2009 12:11 AM CDT reply actions
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When Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Will Muschamp!
Hook Em!
by Margaritaking on Sep 3, 2009 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions
History has it all wrong.
When Constantine had his vision/dream the night before the Battle of the Milvian Bridge, he was told to mark his army in the sign of Muschamp and victory would be certain.
by HornPossessed on Sep 3, 2009 6:25 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Mack Brown
opened a can of whoop ass and Will Muschamp hopped out
BOOOOOOOOM MF!
by TNHorn on Sep 3, 2009 8:34 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Will Muschamp doesnt jump
he pushes the world down with his legs
by owenh on Sep 3, 2009 9:20 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Contrary to popular belief . . .
Will Muschamp actually was the one who invented the spread offense. Because he was bored.
Nobody makes Will Mushamp bleed his own blood, nobody!
"Stats are for losers. I like winning games."
-Will Muschamp
Epic thread.
Ahh the good ole days. For you young ‘uns, if you haven’t, read up on Scott Ware on this very blog.
Muschamp...
put the blue in blue collar. Who’s got their lunch pale bitches!
by Make em' eat Chet! on Sep 3, 2009 12:15 PM CDT reply actions
Muschamp got so tired of drawing up plays against opponents' vanilla offenses...
He once drew up a blitz against an entire apartment complex, and texted it to his players.
After the apartment complex regained conciousness, the complex manager agreed to send Muschamp a birthday card every year with a hundred dollars in it, for the rest of his life, and said it was the best zone blitz he’d ever seen.
Will Muschamp
visited the virgin islands, they’re now known as “the islands”
by Houstonhorn on Sep 3, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
After they found Hitlers suicide note
it was determined that the reason Hitler decided to end it was because he heard a rumor that Will Muschamp was on his way to Germany to take care of some business
by future_longhorn_dad on Sep 3, 2009 11:01 PM CDT reply actions
A new archaeological find shows that
The statues on Easter Island were Will Muschamps toys as an infant.
by future_longhorn_dad on Sep 4, 2009 7:48 AM CDT reply actions
When Muschamp heard about the swine flu...
he coached up his own immune system on how to defend against it. His blood is not the vaccine.
by BSnyder on Sep 4, 2009 8:23 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Will Muschamp's father was an outside linebacker.
His mother was a strongside defensive end.
Muschamp was conceived on a 4-3 strongside blitz.
by pleaseplaykindle on Sep 6, 2009 10:32 PM CDT reply actions
He was born on the next play.
And played free safety on the play after.
by pleaseplaykindle on Sep 6, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
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