Aggie WR Fuller Arrested
Yesterday
Aggie Fan 1: Those dang tu players are bunch of crooks. That's what Buckner gets for coming to the Holy Land which is College Station and messing with our girls
Aggie Fan 2: Darn right! I'm gonna give all my tea-sip friends a call and ask them about the kind of program Mack Brown is runnin ova der.
Today
Aggie fan 1: Did you hear our very own Jeff Fuller was arrested? He is supposed to be the next T.O>
Aggie fan 2: That's a bunch of bull, this is a conspiracy! The Longhorns control the media, and they leaked this information to cover up for Buckner's arrest.