For a little levity, I point you to today's UT Police Digest:

DKR TEXAS MEMORIAL STADIUM, 405 East 23rd Street

Public Intoxication: A non-UT adult female was observed laying in a fetal position yelling and crying. The female became more emotional when she explained that she could not find her dad and her dad was mad at her for being an Aggie. The officers detected a very strong odor of alcohol on her breath and noted other signs of intoxication. The subject was taken into custody for Public Intoxication and was transported to Central Booking. Occurred on: 11-25-10, at 7:43 PM.

What a monster.

I mean, how could anyone possibly do that to his or her father?