Disownage
by Peter Bean on Nov 30, 2010 1:42 PM CST
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PrintFor a little levity, I point you to today's UT Police Digest:
DKR TEXAS MEMORIAL STADIUM, 405 East 23rd Street
Public Intoxication: A non-UT adult female was observed laying in a fetal position yelling and crying. The female became more emotional when she explained that she could not find her dad and her dad was mad at her for being an Aggie. The officers detected a very strong odor of alcohol on her breath and noted other signs of intoxication. The subject was taken into custody for Public Intoxication and was transported to Central Booking. Occurred on: 11-25-10, at 7:43 PM.
What a monster.
I mean, how could anyone possibly do that to his or her father?
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I just did. Unbelievable.
What we have here is a failure to execute.
by dimecoverage on Nov 30, 2010 1:48 PM CST up reply actions
Saw this in the Campus Watch today
Looks like somebody’s daughter has a history of making poor decisions.
I also like the report about the kid trying to sneak in a leaking plastic bag of alcohol— “bulging pockets and wet pants.”
Elusive Dude
A UT Police Officer responded to a reported fire inside a trashcan. The officer immediately went into evasive action to elude the smoke.
"I’ve established a reputation for integrity. I have maintained those high standards" - Craig James
this one is funny..
DKR TEXAS MEMORIAL STADIUM, 405 East 23rd Street
Possession of Alcohol by a Minor: A non-UT subject was observed attempting to enter the stadium with bulging pockets and wet pants. The officer detected a very strong odor of alcohol on the subject�s person. The officer soon discovered the subject was attempting to bring in a plastic baggie containing alcohol and the baggie had opened inside his pants. The yellow and blue tabs did not make green. The officer determined the subject was under the legal age of 21 and issued him a court appearance citation for Possession of Alcohol by a Minor. Occurred on: 11-25-10, at 6:50 PM.
The UT police guys who write these are true comedians.
I remember reading so many funny ones when I was on campus. I wonder if there’s a webpage where they compile the Best Of?
My bro was a cop on another UT system campus
His fellow officers were one of two breeds: those who took their jobs way too seriously, and true comedians. Thankfully, I’m related to the comedian type. You should see his report on the “subject locked herself in her own car” call he answered. The car’s battery was dead, and he had to show her how to flip the automatic door locks manually and “free” herself.
Watch out, I bite.
by EddieTheAlbinoSquirrel on Nov 30, 2010 11:20 PM CST up reply actions
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