Cedric Golden reported Thursday,

"Another person close to Brown told me earlier this week to "expect to be surprised" when Brown announces his replacement for Muschamp."

There used to be a sci-fi show on TV like The Twilight Zone, but a different program (can't remember the name).  One episode on the show was entitled (yes, I said "entitled") "The Big Surprise."  A character played by John Carradine (father to David and Keith, but much scarier) told a couple of young boys that if they dug a hole under a certain tree, they would find a big surprise.  In the teeth of a vicious storm, the boys dug and dug, and as they dug deeper, the storm grew more fierce.  Finally, they hit something solid.  They uncovered it.  It was a casket.  They opened it.  John Carradine sat up and said, "Surprise!"  I swear to God, if Mack's big surprise is to name himself as the new DC, I don't know what I'll do.  I may be looking for a casket to crawl into.  All joking aside, or not, who would be a logical, "surprising" hire for Mack's DC?