I hate to be so hard on my alma mater but they are seriously out of touch when it comes to coaches salaries. They overpay and demand little in return.
Case in point numero uno: Mack Brown, head football coach. He is the highest paid coach in all of college football yet has been totally eclipsed by the coach of the Oklahoma Sooners, Bob Stoops. Stoops' team has played in 8 of the last 11 Big 12 championships. He has won six Big 12 championships, Brown only two.
So as Stoops prepares his team for Saturday versus Nebraska, we are in Austin engaging in auto-erotic activities.