It's Time for a Change
I think it's obvious now to all of us what the problem is, and I think we need to do something about it. We just simply cannot let this continue. We have to cut ties before it gets worse.
Perhaps she has become old and tired, as she's been through a busy and stressful several months. Perhaps she is yet to recover from the Colt injury. I can't say for sure, but I think it may be time to retire Psycho Lady. She just isn't capable of bringing the added fire twice a week during a grueling conference run. And as much I hate to say it, she has reached her ceiling and is now taking a step backwards.
I am not sure who we could get to replace her. I mean, seriously, who in their right mind would want to walk into a situation like this after we force out such a brilliant force who has become the face of our game threads?
We should probably start placing some calls to see who we could get. I've spent the last 15 hours brainstorming and here are some potential candidates I have come up with:
The Dude -
Pros- Sports background, mild-tempered, calm under pressure, loves White Russians.
Cons- Wrong sport, lethargic, offensive (but by the wrong definition), loves White Russians.
Kevin McAllister -
Pros - Young, full of energy, good under pressure, crafty, brilliant on the home court.
Cons - Shorter than Jai Lucas, more annoying than Hamilton's shot selection.
Pennywise -
Pros - Instills fear, can climb lampposts, can juggle.
Cons - Kills children.
This monkey -
Pros - Surprisingly quick and agile, can be trained to consistently make free throws.
Cons - a monkey, bad hair, worse sweater.
This Math Major / Robot. With lasers.
Pros - Distracting to opponents.
Cons - Distracting to our own team and fans, but honestly, I really just wanted to post this picture.
Am I simply overreacting to a shooting slump, a tough schedule, or overinflated expectations?
Please post your suggestions.
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I vote for The Dude. Because at this point, if we’re down 10 at the half to Nebraska, I will feel exactly like that. Screaming lady is when you had expectations to begin with.
How about getting-prepped-to-kick-ass Woody Harrelson?

I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less.
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i am in agreement. it would make me feel better.
by The Mack Attack on Feb 9, 2010 4:07 PM CST up reply actions
New BON shirt model imo.
Things would sell like hotcakes.
by BoddickerIsClutch on Feb 9, 2010 4:14 PM CST up reply actions
Babe
They also had a profile shot last night….we should dig that up
They did a profile up on the babe?
Who are “they?”
I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less.
by burntorangehorn on Feb 9, 2010 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
ESPN camera men
Of course it’s not as bad as MLB camera men.
I sat in a production truck for a Mets game once
During commercial breaks, the cameramen spend the entire time scanning the crowd looking for hot chicks. The producer will say something like “zoom on camera 3, we caught a big one.”
Deadspin
Deadspin is ‘all over’ (ahem) Longhorn girl. She’s getting really popular, really fast.
by heeltuckitandrun on Feb 10, 2010 7:36 AM CST up reply actions
Could always go for a face palm
One of my favorites, the Picard/Riker double up.

by BoddickerIsClutch on Feb 9, 2010 3:56 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
During the fall
we had a good halftime pic (cheerleader) and a bad halftime pic (screaming lady). Will the same apply here?
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
by Infield Elephant on Feb 9, 2010 4:19 PM CST reply actions
The cameramen had the babe in their sights all during the 2nd half last night.
None of these pics will be as good as Psycho Lady so just keep looking. The Babe, however, is strictly for recreational purposes and would apply to any situation. Always love seeing a gal with burnt orange hair and 2 top running back recruits hiding under her shirt.
Testing, Testing
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Thoughts?
You ain't hurt...
by Peter Bean on Feb 9, 2010 5:03 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
Nicely done.
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
by Infield Elephant on Feb 9, 2010 5:12 PM CST up reply actions
Smoking Hot Babe
Pros – If you need to ask, you’re probably still waiting for pube #1 to sprout.
Con – Mrs. 54b will question why I’m now live-blogging in the bathroom with the door locked.
Be nobody but yourself in a world that desperately wants you to be like everybody else.
by 54b on Feb 9, 2010 8:12 PM CST up reply actions 8 recs
EXACTLY
Because when were down this will put a smile on every texas fan haha. Apparantley the camera man thought she was as hot as i did cause i saw a lot of her last night.
While most are dreaming of success, winners wake up and work hard to achieve it.
Nice. Lose the dude and add Roger Rabbit.
"Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable." - Tom Landry
Better than the one with Elisha Cuthbert
And math guys always seemed to complain about the lack of hot girls in their major…
by TheElusiveShadow on Feb 10, 2010 12:10 AM CST up reply actions
tough call
i liked The Dude, but the face palm seems really appropriate. In fact, that’s been me a lot lately. I think The Babe should be used for post game celebration threads—kind of like BON’s version of lighting the tower.
I like the Tower idea.

Perhaps somebody who actually has Photoshop can do this better.
by TheElusiveShadow on Feb 10, 2010 12:21 AM CST up reply actions
There's a joke to be made about her and lighting the tower
But I’ll leave that to the rest of you, while I scour the internet for more of her.
I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less.
by burntorangehorn on Feb 10, 2010 4:42 PM CST up reply actions
You forgot we're on a budget here
Pennywise -
Cons – Kills children, needs braces
"Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable." - Tom Landry
Hey Monkey!
Isn’t that Bob Knight’s sweater your wearing?
"Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable." - Tom Landry
dammit..."you're wearing"?
"Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable." - Tom Landry
Guess we need to decide between "oh crap" and "keep up the rally"
Maybe The Dude or Facepalm for disasters, and Rally Babe for good first halves.
You ain't hurt...
You are overthinking this.
It’s Rally Babe by a landslide. And the background does not matter. Pick one.
"Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable." - Tom Landry
Great Fan Post
But I’m still holding out for the pic Adam James took of himself with his cell phone while locked in the electrical closet.
Never experienced that personally, but I’d imagine it was palpable to how I felt while watching the KU game last night.
Be nobody but yourself in a world that desperately wants you to be like everybody else.
Not quite the same feel
He almost looks like he enjoys this.

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
by Infield Elephant on Feb 9, 2010 9:42 PM CST up reply actions
Why won't he just die?
" Answers -- Become Resources."
Without Questions; There are limited Resources...
I don't know, but he got it from his dad
I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less.
by burntorangehorn on Feb 11, 2010 7:34 AM CST up reply actions
Fair assumption,
Elder James has to be strung out on something to think he has a shot at the Senate.
" Answers -- Become Resources."
Without Questions; There are limited Resources...
The more comments I read about that girl also having an out-of-this-world ass.....well

3/19/2009 & 12/15/2009 - Games Where Dogus Balbay Made a Three-Pointer. Never Forget.
also see...
…the baby giving the evil eye (link)
by vy til i die on Feb 9, 2010 11:06 PM CST up reply actions
my vote

"We'll be baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!"
by greenspointexas on Feb 9, 2010 11:34 PM CST reply actions
Add a mustache and you've got Mangino in action!
I've been fuelin' my dreams eatin' greens and beans.
by 16thLonghorn on Feb 14, 2010 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
Seems that's the last game she'll ever go to
Oops. I thought maybe this was a lucky break for her since she models anyway, but now I feel bad for her. She’s probably super creeped out.
by TheElusiveShadow on Feb 10, 2010 12:27 PM CST reply actions
I have to admit I saw this coming.
I do feel bad for any inconvenience this may cause her, but hey, it’s great free publicity and maybe it’ll help her modeling career out.
I’m still in awe of how gorgeous she is.
3/19/2009 & 12/15/2009 - Games Where Dogus Balbay Made a Three-Pointer. Never Forget.
I'm in awe of how awesome her bod looks in those unflattering jeans
I mean, I see the further-back pictures, where the shut-in jeans are visible, and she still looks better than 95% of the college hotties back in my day did in their slinkiest gowns.
I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less.
by burntorangehorn on Feb 10, 2010 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
Modeling picture taken down at user's request
hayzer13 read this post and understandably didn’t want to leave the modeling picture up, asking us to delete his comment. I’ve deleted it, and would ask that we not post any additional pictures of the young woman beyond the ones from the game showing her Texas fandom.
You ain't hurt...
Um, so I am a father of 19 year old also...and....
WHAT IS HER DAD THINKING? I appreciate an attractive young woman but attractive and dressed in a provocative manner? All alone at courtside? This is too suspicious to be true. Call me cynical. I’m not sure I buy the story.
"Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable." - Tom Landry
What?
You dont believe a 19 year old girl who has probably been the hottest girl she knows for years, can go to a game alone?
She wasnt dressed like that FSU chick whose name escapes me, she had jeans and a tight fitting crew shirt. Whats suspicious about that?
by BoddickerIsClutch on Feb 10, 2010 1:30 PM CST up reply actions
Hot girls sometimes sit alone when the BF is on the team
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. If they get mad, you're a mile away AND you have their shoes.
Provocative?
Are you a Baylor grad? LOL, my wife has that shirt. I’m going to tell her to tone it down next time.
"I live in the tower with Coach Brown." -Bevo
by run Bevo run on Feb 11, 2010 10:42 AM CST up reply actions
I'm not going to lie...
…she certainly provoked me. But I don’t think it had as much to do with the shirt, although it certainly didn’t hurt. Heh.
So, uh, if anyone needs me, I’ll be in the bathroom. Knock first.
I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less.
by burntorangehorn on Feb 11, 2010 12:12 PM CST up reply actions
One thing to consider:
Smokin’ babe is, well, smokin’ hot, but her one appearance at a Texas game ended in very convincing loss. Maybe she’s not the icon for a comeback?
I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less.
by burntorangehorn on Feb 10, 2010 4:52 PM CST reply actions
Can someone explain
why the background advertisement on this thread is KY Jelly (Intense) and (yours-mine)?
It fits the thread well
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
+50000
This has been a hilarious thread. That just put a cap on it!
All we need now is an advertisement for athletic tape
Ok, now I really do hope they serve beer in hell.
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
This is what I've been using over the last several games

College Station made The Guinness Book of Records: World's largest tool shed
I was thinking something like this

But, doesn’t look like the wheels have fallen off just yet after the beat down we are giving Nebraska today.
Explanation:
Hotness trumps symbolism.
I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less.
by burntorangehorn on Feb 19, 2010 12:50 PM CST up reply actions

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