I think it's obvious now to all of us what the problem is, and I think we need to do something about it. We just simply cannot let this continue. We have to cut ties before it gets worse.
Perhaps she has become old and tired, as she's been through a busy and stressful several months. Perhaps she is yet to recover from the Colt injury. I can't say for sure, but I think it may be time to retire Psycho Lady. She just isn't capable of bringing the added fire twice a week during a grueling conference run. And as much I hate to say it, she has reached her ceiling and is now taking a step backwards.
I am not sure who we could get to replace her. I mean, seriously, who in their right mind would want to walk into a situation like this after we force out such a brilliant force who has become the face of our game threads?
We should probably start placing some calls to see who we could get. I've spent the last 15 hours brainstorming and here are some potential candidates I have come up with:
The Dude -
Pros- Sports background, mild-tempered, calm under pressure, loves White Russians.
Cons- Wrong sport, lethargic, offensive (but by the wrong definition), loves White Russians.
Kevin McAllister -
Pros - Young, full of energy, good under pressure, crafty, brilliant on the home court.
Cons - Shorter than Jai Lucas, more annoying than Hamilton's shot selection.
Pros - Instills fear, can climb lampposts, can juggle.
Cons - Kills children.
This monkey -
Pros - Surprisingly quick and agile, can be trained to consistently make free throws.
Cons - a monkey, bad hair, worse sweater.
This Math Major / Robot. With lasers.
Pros - Distracting to opponents.
Cons - Distracting to our own team and fans, but honestly, I really just wanted to post this picture.
Am I simply overreacting to a shooting slump, a tough schedule, or overinflated expectations?
Please post your suggestions.