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Rally Thread

So, this post was going to be a part of a sponsored campaign, but it looks like we're not rolling with it until next week when, well, this post will be dated. Never mind. We need to get unrealistically optimistic for a few hours before tip, in any case. Have at it, Horns fans. BELIEVE.

You wouldn't know it spending any amount of time around us Texas fans, but this is that peak of excitement behind all those November-December dreams of glory.  For Longhorns fans, the fall from the No. 1 ranking to a No. 8 seed has been trying. Anyone who's been asking us if we're excited to Dance has likely been met with an icy stare. "What's the point? The music will stop any minute, anyway."

Sadly, that's not at all melodramatic.

Like always, many of us will force ourselves to push Texas deep through our brackets, even as we can't help but believe the music really is going to stop early for the ‘Horns -- against Kentucky, if we manage not to trip and fall in the opening act. It's not that fun to think about - let alone try to write about - so I was actually really glad when this opportunity arose to write a sponsored post. Though I wouldn't have been surprised to have received a pitch from Weed-Corley-Fish to participate in their "Are You Prepared For Imminent Death?" campaign, good news Longhorns fans: everyone else knows that this is supposed to be a time of excitement and wild optimism, which is why they're associating themselves with 'Anything's possible!' posts.

Count me in, because heading into this tournament what we really could use is a volley of reasons to get excited. To believe that there might be March magic for us this year, too. So let's brainstorm a list of reasons to be optimistic, ignore whether they at all correspond to reality, and charge into this tournament with reckless abandon. 

PB: ARE WE AFRAID OF KENTUCKY?

BURNT ORANGE MASSES: NOOOOO!!!!

PB: ARE WE AFRAID OF KANSAS?

BURNT ORANGE MASSES:  NEVER!!!!

PB: WHO DO WE WANT??!

BURNT ORANGE MASSES:  THE LAKERS! 

PB:  CHARRRRRRRGE!!!!!

Star-divide

1. Down and on the brink of out is actually the preferable way for this team to enter the tournament.  No, Texas is not a No. 1 seed in Houston, but should we be so sure we're not better off the No. 8 seed in the East? How well did things go the last time we had a No. 1 next to our name? Hmm?

Do we not get to play the ‘chip on our shoulders' card now? After a yearlong lack of leadership and unity, mightn't a disrespectful slap to their collective faces be just what this team needs to pull together at the last possible moment, just in time to achieve their full potential? Isn't this standard operating procedure for superheroes and their happy endings? (Hero rises to the top. Hero faces major setback. Hero appears down and out. Hero revives at last minute to save the day!)

2. Success will now taste that much sweeter. No one likes a juggernaut meeting its expectations. Who besides USC fans was rooting for the Trojans in the 2006 Rose Bowl? And how much sweeter was our win because no one believed we could do it? For that matter, how impossibly amazing was that game because Texas trailed 38-26 with six minutes remaining in the game?

How much fun was Florida basketball's repeat national title in 2007? It was awful, as the Gators snored through the regular season, turned on their jets in March, and pistol whipped the field when it mattered most. By contrast...

After all we've been through, can you imagine how you'd feel if Texas made a run through the East Regional to get to Indy? Can you imagine how Rick Barnes would feel? How great would it be to see him run around the court like a lost Jim Valvano? Even better, how great would it be to see Chris Ogden do the same?

3. If you know where to look, there are hidden signs everywhere, and they all say one thing: this is the year of Texas. True believers respond to downturn by engaging reality in hand-to-hand combat. What's that? That's a great way to wind up with David Koresh? Um... Baylor just beat Texas for the fourth straight time in basketball. I'd say he was vindicated.

There are signs for this Texas team, too -- some easier to spot than others. Obviously, Tournament Tom Penders upset run through the C-USA Tournament was the big one a lot of us were hoping to catch. Big break for us there, and of course it's a double bonus since we'll pick up the huge energy pocket coalescence as we fly over Houston on the way to New Orleans.

Slightly less obvious, but a sign I suspect many of you already have picked up on: Texas' potential second-round battle with No. 1 seed Kentucky would be when? You guessed it: six years to the day after UAB upset No. 1 seed Kentucky in the second-round of the 2004 NCAA Tournament.

I'll be perfectly honest with you: I'm more worried about Wake Forest than Kentucky at this point, so abundant are the positive signs for Texas defeating Kentucky: Yes, it's nice finally to know how to feel about Derrick Rose's injured wrist (big break for Texas). No, it is not a coincidence that a quarterback from Austin just delivered the city of New Orleans its first Super Bowl ever. And yes, most exciting of all is the fulfilling of The Prophecy: I'm almost embarrassed to admit I thought the Bradley-Wall showdown was to be a marquee April event -- in retrospect, the signs were right there in front of us all along. This is as it was meant to be.

DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER NOW?

I know it's been tough to get excited about this team lately, but hey, even if it takes a nudge from a corporate sponsor to remind us to have some fun with this thing, let's roll with it. You know, just in case the basketball gods throw us a curve by sending us home early. (Prophecy says no way. Just sayin'.)

So let's open up the floor for your reasons to be blindingly optimistic. You're free to tell me about the adjustments Rick Barnes is going to make, but I recommend something a little more realistic.

Reasons to feel great about Texas' chances tonight, and in this tournament: Go.

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"That's a great way to wind up with David Koresh?"

Janet Reno takes issue with this.

Funny you should post our poster boy James for this posting (awkward sentence). He will need to lead this team kicking and screaming if we are going very far in this tourney. I’m pulling for the man.

Go Horns and let’s see some salvation effort tonight. They will need their rocket sneakers to keep pace with the Deacons speed.

My pants aren’t on the ground but my rally cap is on backward. I believe that counts. Hook ’em.

by TXStampede on Mar 18, 2010 7:06 AM CDT reply actions  

We'll lose big ti

Your tongue can't repel flavor of that magnitude!!

by UT2001 on Mar 18, 2010 7:50 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Time

Your tongue can't repel flavor of that magnitude!!

by UT2001 on Mar 18, 2010 7:50 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

get that crap out of here.

plenty of energy wasted on that all year.

by Infield Elephant on Mar 18, 2010 8:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Fiiiiiiggggggghhhhhttttt......

If Texas beats kentucky, man its over. That would be a sign that Texas has unified. Well, I’ll be watching this game in Padre. Tonight I’m just hoping for a victory over wake. Hook’em

by Javi on Mar 18, 2010 8:46 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

In all seriousness,

it is most certainly lost without a rallying cry. Any optimism I have today lies in the guys having over a week to reflect on the season and what it means to be dancing at all considering. They know they have the talent. Coach knows. I like to imagine DaMo in the locker room today standing on a bench, yelling at his team. Which of course results in Sexy Dexy creating his own signature dance. I hope to see the guys working it like the Kentucky tunnel walk we keep seeing clips of.

It’s all gotta be about the want-to. High energy, non-stop hustle, gettin’ mad.

by Infield Elephant on Mar 18, 2010 9:00 AM CDT reply actions  

Thank you, Bean

It’s about time we had some optimism around these parts. It is March after all, and anything can happen in Madness.

Brown, Bradley, Hamilton, James, Pittman.

It’s time to go with the biggest upside potential. These guys need to buy in to focusing for a full game – no lapses.

by jimmer on Mar 18, 2010 9:06 AM CDT reply actions  

I think..

…we’ll see how stubborn Barnes REALLY is. If J’Covan is on the bench like he has been, Barnes needs to evaluate his tactics. We shall see.

by vy til i die on Mar 18, 2010 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

In one bracket

I have us facing a few Big 12 teams, namely Mizzou and Baylor, on the way to the national title for some sweet revenge. Don’t be too excited there, Baylor, when you get into the Final Four. We’ll be waiting.

by TheElusiveShadow on Mar 18, 2010 9:12 AM CDT reply actions  

I have Mizzou going pretty far in a couple of my brackets

There Press and “40 minutes of Hell” style of play is really tough to get used to and could cause for some surprises.

"The best decision I ever made was coming to Texas," James said. "The second-best decision was coming back."

by blazzinken on Mar 18, 2010 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

How can we not win it all

I just changed all my picks, Texas is going to beat Kentucky, Wiscy, WV, Duke, and Finally Kansas in route to one of the best tourney stories ever.

I love this time of year, even when there is no reason for optimism we are still able to find it!

"The best decision I ever made was coming to Texas," James said. "The second-best decision was coming back."

by blazzinken on Mar 18, 2010 9:17 AM CDT reply actions  

6 of 8 Elite Eight teams from the Big 12

Mizzou beats the Horns to go to the Final 4. I mean, as soon as it becomes a Big 12 tournament……thud. BUT I’M OPTIMISTIC!! ELITE EIGHT!! PISSIN’ SUNSHINE OVER HERE!!

41-38 !!

by JoeT63 on Mar 18, 2010 9:45 AM CDT reply actions  

Texas Tech 87, Seton Hall 69

For me, this is reason #1 to feel good about our chances in the tournament. Why? We swept Tech this season. Seton Hall is a good team. Yes, it’s NIT, and SH was 9-9 in Big East play. But it was Big East — the only conference that might rival the Big 12 in power this season.

We lost to teams that a lot of people are now putting in their Final Four brackets — Kansas, K-State, Baylor. We took one from the Aggies. Road losses against Missouri and UConn? Forgiveable. Our only real head-scratcher was that loss in Norman. Let’s not speak of it again.

Yes, the mounting losses took a mental and physical toll on this team (we miss you, Dogus). The spiral down was ugly. But we are now blessed with a) a first-round opponent on a colder streak than ours — who wants to face a hot team right now, even if it’s just Houston? and b) we get our championship game in Round 2. Kentucky — not in the final four, but in round 2. That’s our championship game and our chance for a #1 seed (in effect) the rest of the way.

Win tonight, and maybe our confidence is back. All eyes will lock on the Texas-Kentucky game on Saturday. ESPN is already salivating — and talking up the ‘Horns as a threat to the ’Cats. Win tonight, and we’re back!

So hell yes, I am optimistic — and all because Tech beat the hell out of Seton Hall in the NIT!

by NYCHorn on Mar 18, 2010 9:58 AM CDT reply actions  

Normally I'd say that's a good sign regarding Seton Hall

But their leading scorer was out, a player was kicked off the team and one dude was ejected for punching a Tech player in the nuts twice. That might not be a good game to reference!!

by junglerules on Mar 18, 2010 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe, but it's Tech

Not the Raiders’ best year. So an 18-pt win, even over a depleted Seton Hall, surely counts for something. Besides, this thread is about irrational optimism.

by NYCHorn on Mar 18, 2010 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

WE CAN DO THIS...

Last chance to prove that we are still the same team we were months ago….. We can beat Wake…. We can KILL kentucky….. Bring it on!!!!! We are TEXAS damnit…. We ARE TEXAS… WE WILL RISE..

YES I'm a girl! YES I watch Sports! YES I drink beer! If you don't like it, you can kiss my girly, sports watching, beer drinking ASS! ♥ my Longhorns..

by LadyLonghorninOK on Mar 18, 2010 10:11 AM CDT reply actions  

I think we need some Detective work

John Wall and Cousin’s SAT scores are out there somewhere… Waiting to lead us to victory!

Lets down the Deacons and there Smurf of a Point Guard then take on Kentucky to beat that JAGOFF Calipari!!!!!

by HornsUpInLA on Mar 18, 2010 10:35 AM CDT reply actions  

Now or never Horns!

If we can keep Dexy in…we go far. If Dexy can’t play for more than 10 mins in the first half…we go bye bye. Go HORNS!!!!!!!!

by Dawnpatrol on Mar 18, 2010 10:48 AM CDT reply actions  

Hook 'em Horns!!!

Texas 76 Wake 72!

"Football's so important in Texas. On the West Coast, it's a social. On the East Coast, it's a culture. Here, it's a religion."
-- Major Applewhite

by Sunkist on Mar 18, 2010 10:55 AM CDT reply actions  

Motivation Movie for all Longhorns

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It's fun to do bad things. -Latarian Milton

by TexasGarcia37 on Mar 18, 2010 12:39 PM CDT reply actions  

nevermind

It's fun to do bad things. -Latarian Milton

by TexasGarcia37 on Mar 18, 2010 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

They're going to make a movie about this Texas team

Who’s gonna play Rick Barnes? And what is the name of the movie?

Stumpy: It's called the '80s. Ford was president, Nixon was in the White House, and FDR was running this country into the ground.

by kriess on Mar 18, 2010 5:38 PM CDT reply actions  

"Deal with the Devil"

Starring Iggy Pop as Coach Barnes?

by bfaut86 on Mar 18, 2010 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

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