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Top 10 Comedies of all Time -- Thread

Ok, so I stole the idea from Nickel Rover over at Barking Carnival, but we're in the doldrums of the offseason, so get over it. Baseball season is great, don't get me wrong; however, it is only a mirage of happiness.  Omaha is too far away to make plans anyways. 

So, the drunken monkeys with typewriters over at BC put together their own top-10 list of their favorite comedies of all time.  This is great because it takes our minds away from the ideas such that Avery Bradley may be leaving early, who's going to step up to replace Lamarr Houston, and where in the hell is billyzane?

Surveys.... All of the other blogs are doing it, don't you wanna be cool too?

Star-divide

Of course you do.  That's why you're in the clubs every Friday night, fist pumping like a champ.
Fist-pump-fridays_medium

Why?

Because you're cool. In fact, you're cooler than the other side of the pillow.  And cool people know movies, especially the funny ones.  Your DVD/Blu-ray library is probably stacked full of blockbuster hits like:

  • Battlefield Earth
  • Roadhouse
  • Batman & Robin
  • Gigli
  • The Hottie and the Nottie

In fact, if I asked you to come up with your own top-10 list of the best comedies of all time, I bet you could even find time to get away from your Guido-hairstyle-Affliction-wearing-Cristal-pouring friends to come up with something decent.  However, if Jon Heder is anywhere near your list, you will be automatically banned from BON.  To start things off, I will put together my list.  Enjoy, argue, comment, speculate, criticize, or do anything other than decompose in your office cubicles waiting for August to get here.

10: Airplane - The beauty of Jim Abraham's mind is obvious in this parody.  Would be higher on my list if not for Julie Haggerty's annoying voice.  Lloyd Bridges is a God among men however.
"it looks like I've picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue"


9:  Swingers - Outstanding direction from Jon Favreau who acted as the writer and lead actor in this classic.  Lines from Vince Vaughn are priceless. The hockey-game-on-SNES scene was outstanding, too.  Truly a man's movie. Hey! What're you kicking me for? You want me to ask? All right, I'll ask! Ma'am, where do the high school girls hang out in this town?

8:  Office Space - Wow.  For the folks who are slowly decomposing in their cubicles, listening to their boss rant on and on about some bullshit TPS Reports, this movie is for you.  Mike Judge created this movie from short comedic clips about Milton, the bumbling idiot office worker, and turned it into pure gold.  Mostly filmed in Texas, as thats Judge's home state.  In fact, Chotchkie's Restaurant was filmed at the Alligator Grille off N. Lamar in Austin.
Oh, oh, and I almost forgot. Ahh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too...

7: The Hangover - Yup, had to put it in here.  You can thank Zach Galifinakis for that.  Bradley Cooper played the same character he always plays, which works in this movie.  Basically its a story about a bachelor party in Vegas-gone wrong, and a story that all men wish they could tell their son when its their wedding day.  It was hard to put this movie over Out Cold on my favorite Zach Galifinakis movies, but I did it anyway.  I hate myself. 
Tigers love pepper... they hate cinnamon.

6: Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie - In all honesty, this isn't even my favorite MST3K episode, however this is the only one made into an actual movie and shown in theaters.  Their episode of "The Skydivers" would be my number one comedy of all time, but alas, it does not fit the stipulations.  Mike, and his robot friends, Crow, and Tom Servo watch B rated Sci-Fi movies and basically make fun of them. In this movie, they make fun of "This Island Earth", which is actually a decent movie and the first movie ever to have legit special effects. Back in the day, Alamo Drafthouse used to show old reruns on the Big Screen.  I'm actually kicking myself for not putting this as number 1.
Well believe me, Mike, I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... and I went ahead anyway.

5: Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Nothing needs to be said here.  No need to explain the genius of this movie. It's just a flesh wound

4: Blazing Saddles - Another gem from Mel Brooks.  Racism and Sexism at its best (in a comical way...get off your pedestal)  Gene Wilder was tops in his prime and Cleavon Little was perfect for the part.  This is a Western parody about a corrupt politician putting a black sheriff in a racist town to make it easier to put in a railroad through.  Everything was perfect except for the ending....which was a little too out there for me. 
Hey, where the white women at?

3: Dumb and Dumber - Classic.  Epic. This is the pinnacle of all Jim Carrey movies.  There is no other word to describe this masterpiece except "Perfect". 
Petey? You sold my dead bird to a blind kid? Lloyd! Petey didn't even have a head! 

2: The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! - Another Jim Abrahams masterpiece in reuniting with the age-less Leslie Neilson as Lt Frank Drebin tries to thwart an assassination on the Queen.  Co-starring The Juice (prior to his murdering days) this movie was laugh after laugh after laugh.  Also it had one of the best lines from a comedy ever:
Nice Beaver! Thanks, I just got it stuffed.

1: The Big Lebowski:  As if there were really another possible choice for the best comedy of all time.  In the words of Scipio Tex..."John F&%@#ng Goodman!"  The man made this this film.  His beef with Smokey, his association with Nam, his "Is this your homework, Larry" scene....pure gold! Gold I tell you.  I will admit that this is a cult classic, so you may have to watch it a few times to REALLY get the feel for it, or maybe you need to be somewhat intoxicated...whatever the case may be, there is no other movie that can even come close to topping this....except for maybe Super Troopers. 
Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

The reason Super Troopers is not on this list is because I can watch all of those 10 movies countless times and it will never get old for me.  Super Troopers was the best...once.  It just doesn't have that timeless feeling to it, I guess.

Anyways, there's my list.  Comment, critique, or post your own below.  Hope this helps add discussion that doesnt involve anything about UT sports, as this is the offseason, and we need something to keep us going and sane.

Adios, and Hook em!

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Good List

I can’t really argue with any of these. I think I might have put in The Meaning of Life instead of The Holy Grail, but they’re both good.

Also,
11. The Jerk
12. Zoolander

by dtc on Apr 9, 2010 3:14 AM CDT reply actions  

I'm not going to make a list at this time.......

but it seems to me that there needs to some kind of qualifier here.

No Abbot and Costello, Keystone cops and Harlod Lloyd.

Nothing antimated.

No Rocky Horror Picture Show.

No porn.

The Old Dinosaur over and out.

by TCB Orange Dino on Apr 9, 2010 4:00 AM CDT reply actions  

If it allowed porn...well...Showtime "porn"

Playmate of the Apes was just too damn funny.

Stumpy: It's called the '80s. Ford was president, Nixon was in the White House, and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-the-wall town in what is now called "Utah".

by kriess on Apr 9, 2010 4:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

Steve Martin

is an acquired taste for me. I haven’t acquired it. Agree with Bill Murray. Caddyshack and Stripes are great!

Stumpy: It's called the '80s. Ford was president, Nixon was in the White House, and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-the-wall town in what is now called "Utah".

by kriess on Apr 9, 2010 6:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

The Jerk is absolutely genius

"I live in the tower with Coach Brown." -Bevo

by run Bevo run on Apr 9, 2010 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you

bows

There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.

by burntorangehorn on Apr 9, 2010 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

It also features one hell of a ukulele duet.

By the way, as per your signature, the clearly inevitable break-up I was to have with my first long-term girlfriend (we were both 18) was precipitated by an argument we had over her fondness of Ayn Rand and that damn novel.

Many years later, with passions tempered, perspective gained, and wisdom cultivated, I still deem it to have been wholly justified…

by BrooklynHorn on Apr 9, 2010 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha! That's funny, BH.

There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.

by burntorangehorn on Apr 9, 2010 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ironically

mine was precipitated by her lack of skill in cooking Spaghetti. So I completely understand where you’re coming from man!

Stumpy: It's called the '80s. Ford was president, Nixon was in the White House, and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-the-wall town in what is now called "Utah".

by kriess on Apr 10, 2010 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Animal House

should be in that list somewhere. I’m not sure I’d put Big Lebowski as #1, but different strokes for different folks.

by longhornricky on Apr 9, 2010 6:44 AM CDT reply actions  

Ah!!!

How the hell can I forget that one? For me that would fall somewhere in the upper top 10. Thanks!

Stumpy: It's called the '80s. Ford was president, Nixon was in the White House, and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-the-wall town in what is now called "Utah".

by kriess on Apr 9, 2010 6:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

2

"Nobody leaves this field until we beat the hell out of them".................... L.J."Louis"Jordan in 1913 before kickoff of the Texas/ou game.

by ouALWAYSsux on Apr 12, 2010 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

old school

Some Like it Hot and Its a Mad, Mad, Mad World

"Nobody leaves this field until we beat the hell out of them".................... L.J."Louis"Jordan in 1913 before kickoff of the Texas/ou game.

by ouALWAYSsux on Apr 12, 2010 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Monty Python's The Life of Brian...

…kicks the Holy Grail’s arse all over the map. It’s the best Monty Python by a wide margin, IMO.

I’ll have to think about the list, but my sense of humor seems to gravitate toward the type of over-the-top, action-kitsch variety found in movies like Grindhouse (Planet Terror/Deathproof).

I liked the Big Lebowski, although I think most Coen bros. movies are about as good. In the same John &$&!#ing Goodman vein, I still love Raising Arizona, and to this day it is probably the only Nicholas Cage movie I can watch without cringing and cursing in disgust.

Something from Kevin Smith probably also belongs on this list, but I can’t figure out which one.

I think another question to consider is whether we’re talking about the ten best movies that happen to be comedies or the ten funniest comedies. For instance, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels has been among my top three movies of all time since it came out, and it’s a comedy, but it’s not as funny as Superbad, which wasn’t actually as good a movie.

There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.

by burntorangehorn on Apr 9, 2010 7:33 AM CDT reply actions  

Agreed.

Life of Brian is funnier, but gets far less play.

by BoddickerIsClutch on Apr 9, 2010 8:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Rush Hour 2 and Beverly Hills Cop

belong in the top 5. My Cousin Vinny and Analyze This in the top 10.

Also is it just me or is Dumb and Dumber drastically overrated by both kriess and NickelRover?

by GGoffense on Apr 9, 2010 8:07 AM CDT reply actions  

It's just you!

I routinely find myself thinking that I need to pick up a copy of Dumb and Dumber.

There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.

by burntorangehorn on Apr 9, 2010 8:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

This.

Stumpy: It's called the '80s. Ford was president, Nixon was in the White House, and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-the-wall town in what is now called "Utah".

by kriess on Apr 9, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me, Myself, And Irene

Somebody feel me on that one. The names, Hank….Fuck-Face.

Throw Ya Horns, Mayne

by texasboi01 on Apr 9, 2010 8:46 AM CDT reply actions  

Commented at BC

But it’s just too hard to compare comedies across generations. Trying to determine whether Animal House or Old School is funnier is like debating whether George Mikan or Tim Duncan was better.

But yeah, having The Hangover on the list and not having Old School, Wedding Crashers, or Anchorman is also a non-starter for me. It’s like trying to put Kevin Durant on the top 50 NBA players of all time. Sure, he may get there, but it’s just way too early to tell. LeBron James? Yeah, he’s already made it.

by jc25 on Apr 9, 2010 8:49 AM CDT reply actions  

Your generation has something to do with what you’re exposed to, I guess, but picking your favorites should be possible even with many decades of movies to choose from. I’m probably considered in the Anchorman, Old School generation, but would never in a million years put them above “Dr. Strangelove” because they weren’t nearly as funny, clever, or original as it was.
I also thought The Hangover was funnier than Old School, Wedding Crashers or Anchorman…. it’s really just personal opinions anyway….

by jmptexas on Apr 9, 2010 9:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the Vince Vaughn/Will Ferrell thing...

…really gets repetitive to some people, including me. I think Vince Vaughn is funny, but he’s the same guy in every movie, so I don’t even laugh anymore because he does the same crap every time. Same with Will Ferrell. But I understand that some people have that preference for that type of humor, which is totally okay. Opinions vary.

There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.

by burntorangehorn on Apr 9, 2010 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

Swingers was better when it was basically his only movie like that.

I agree it has lost something due to our VV exposure, which is too bad.

Still love Swingers though.

by BoddickerIsClutch on Apr 9, 2010 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

I found it to be a colossal disappointment

But mostly because I wanted it to be about swingers.

There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.

by burntorangehorn on Apr 9, 2010 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can no longer sit back

and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

by Loisaida Horn on Apr 12, 2010 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is what I did

I lumped all of the Old Schools, Wedding Crashers, Hangovers….all in one pile. In my mind, they are all blends of the same movie with most of the same form of humor. So I picked the best one in my opinion, and disregarded the rest, for the sake of a top 10 list.

Stumpy: It's called the '80s. Ford was president, Nixon was in the White House, and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-the-wall town in what is now called "Utah".

by kriess on Apr 9, 2010 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's a pretty good way to do it

And fair, too.

There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.

by burntorangehorn on Apr 10, 2010 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

No Fletch or Young Frankenstien?

What about Sherlock Holmes Younger Smarter Brother?

I vote a redo!

" Answers --Become Resources."
Without Questions, There are limited Resources...

by KWashburn on Apr 9, 2010 9:07 AM CDT reply actions  

Fletch!, +1

"I live in the tower with Coach Brown." -Bevo

by run Bevo run on Apr 9, 2010 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

I do feel bad for not including Fletch in my list

Sorry….you can make ur own.
:)

Stumpy: It's called the '80s. Ford was president, Nixon was in the White House, and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-the-wall town in what is now called "Utah".

by kriess on Apr 9, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here are some others worth considering:

Porky’s – the scene where the coach’s and principal meet with Ms. Ballbreaker is classic. Police sketch artist!

DC Cab – Mr. T in tights, enough said.

Booty Call – You’re the MVP dog scene under the table.

Revenge of the Nerds – What the F#@& are Robster Craws!

White Chicks

Heartbreak Kid

Something About Mary

by longhorn1997 on Apr 9, 2010 9:10 AM CDT reply actions  

White Chicks?

C’mon, son.

Throw Ya Horns, Mayne

by texasboi01 on Apr 9, 2010 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

+∞

There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.

by burntorangehorn on Apr 9, 2010 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

Dumb & Dumber #2

Dumb & Dumber had funny moments but is hardly the #3 comedy of all-time? Was it the laxative toilet scene? Come on. Above Blazing Saddles, Airplane, Holy Grail. No mention of Top Secret. Animal House. Trading Places. I guess that was a stirring the pot suggestion.

by Eskimohorn on Apr 9, 2010 9:21 AM CDT reply actions  

+1 for monty pythons and animal house.... also trading spaces

“I bet a lotta people out there are gonna go belly – up for that one!”

"We'll be baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!"

by greenspointexas on Apr 9, 2010 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

I usually disagree with you on a lot of posts

But Trading Spaces…yeah, good call.

There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.

by burntorangehorn on Apr 9, 2010 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Stupid TLC.

There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.

by burntorangehorn on Apr 9, 2010 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Um, Trading Spaces is on some chick network...but the host is hot...or at least she used to be.

"Stats are for losers. I like winning games." ~ Will Muschamp
""I always felt like, and I paid a price for it, that it didn't seem right for one guy to bring me down." ~ The Tyler Rose

by Mulliganville on Apr 9, 2010 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Paige something or other.

Broadway Dancer with great legs. It was on TLC.

" Answers --Become Resources."
Without Questions, There are limited Resources...

by KWashburn on Apr 9, 2010 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damnit!

Dan Akroyd and Eddie Murphy? Boy I screwed that up, haha!

" Answers --Become Resources."
Without Questions, There are limited Resources...

by KWashburn on Apr 9, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

ABSOLUTELY NO WAY HANGOVER SHOULD BE IN ANYONES TOP 10!

maybe the top 1000, but not top 10, sorry

Trading Spaces

Money Talks

Saving SIlverman

Dumb and Dumber

Life

Tommy Boy

Beerfest

Anchorman

Half Baked

Superbad

in no particular order

"We'll be baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!"

by greenspointexas on Apr 9, 2010 10:04 AM CDT reply actions  

Wow, GPT with an extreme statement

and in all caps no less…….. shocking.

"A lot of people look for the easy way to do anything, in swimming there is no easy way." - Eddie Reese

by SwimTexas on Apr 9, 2010 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I grant you Half Baked

There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.

by burntorangehorn on Apr 9, 2010 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

No Hangover but Superbad?????????

Credentials revoked.

"Stats are for losers. I like winning games." ~ Will Muschamp
""I always felt like, and I paid a price for it, that it didn't seem right for one guy to bring me down." ~ The Tyler Rose

by Mulliganville on Apr 9, 2010 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah man

Well, that’s like….your opinion, Dude

Stumpy: It's called the '80s. Ford was president, Nixon was in the White House, and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-the-wall town in what is now called "Utah".

by kriess on Apr 9, 2010 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

This List NEEDS Fletch!

“It’s all right, they’ll be back. He went out for his urinalysis.”
“What kind of name is Poon anyways?”
“Keep ten for yourself. Go and get yourself a nice piece of ass.”
“Ever do any time Doc?”
- Just epic! I’d have to throw Old School/ Wedding Crashers into the mix as well. Basically the same movie.

by OUSUX on Apr 9, 2010 10:16 AM CDT reply actions  

that's what I'm screaming....

“I have a lease with an option to buy”
“moonriver”

" Answers --Become Resources."
Without Questions, There are limited Resources...

by KWashburn on Apr 9, 2010 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Receptionist: May I help you Dr…?
Fletch: Oh, it’s me, Dr. Rosenpenis. I’m just here to check out Alan Stanwyk’s file.
Receptionist: Dr. who?
Fletch: Dr. Rosenrosen, I’m here to get to the records room.
Receptionist: What was that name again?
Fletch: It’s Dr. Rosen, I want to check the records room.
Receptionist: Dr. who?
Fletch: Dr. Rosen. Where’s the records room?

by UTLawGrad on Apr 9, 2010 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

For the most part i like the list

I think Spinal Tap and Caddyshack would be somewhere in my top 10 though

by shaqui chan on Apr 9, 2010 10:18 AM CDT reply actions  

I also really liked Superbad

but i think its two recent to be an all time great. Same for the Hangover

by shaqui chan on Apr 9, 2010 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

I feel ashamed

Because this list is incredible. Almost* exactly what I would have said. Which means that we are of very similar taste in comedies. And I have never seen the Big Lebowski.

So I guess I should pick that up this weekend.

*I would have switched MST3K with either Fletch or Caddyshack

"A lot of people look for the easy way to do anything, in swimming there is no easy way." - Eddie Reese

by SwimTexas on Apr 9, 2010 10:28 AM CDT reply actions  

Lebowski

my fave of all time. get it. get it right now.

by Infield Elephant on Apr 9, 2010 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

I agree

I mean, I cant walk through a store without seeing a rug and thinking to myself, “That rug really tied the room together.”

Probably one of my favorite movies of all time, let alone comedies.

The "Big Bang" was actually a Will Muschamp chestbump......with the Earth!

by kirk1005 on Apr 9, 2010 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Its hard for me to switch MST3K

All of their episodes can and should be considered movies, yet I could only use their actual movie. I have a very soft spot in my heart for MST3K.

Stumpy: It's called the '80s. Ford was president, Nixon was in the White House, and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-the-wall town in what is now called "Utah".

by kriess on Apr 9, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Word.

Nice list – can’t argue with any of it really. Somewhere in there, I’m also going to have to add: Caddyshack, Raising Arizona, Anchorman, Half Baked, Ferris Bueller, Something About Mary, Groundhog Day, Spaceballs, Meet The Parents, Goldmember, Old School, Stripes, Vacation (+Xmas), Rushmore, Fletch, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, The Jerk, Three Amigos, Plains Trains & Autos.

Top Ten is too hard.

by Infield Elephant on Apr 9, 2010 10:29 AM CDT reply actions  

Somebody's a Saturday Night Live fan!

There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.

by burntorangehorn on Apr 9, 2010 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Watch Xmas Vac every Xmas eve........

"Nobody leaves this field until we beat the hell out of them".................... L.J."Louis"Jordan in 1913 before kickoff of the Texas/ou game.

by ouALWAYSsux on Apr 12, 2010 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

You had me with MST3K

My list would also have:

Some Like It Hot
Meet the Rutles (or Spinal Tap)
The Producers
Three Amigos

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. If they get mad, you're a mile away AND you have their shoes.

by Caradoc on Apr 9, 2010 10:47 AM CDT reply actions  

The Producers was funny

chorus…Springtime for Hitler and Germany

"You've got to think lucky. If you fall into a mudhole, check your back pocket - you might have caught a fish" -- Darrell Royal

by SpiritOfTheFedora on Apr 9, 2010 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm glad somebody appreciates the pure genius

that is….MST3K

Stumpy: It's called the '80s. Ford was president, Nixon was in the White House, and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-the-wall town in what is now called "Utah".

by kriess on Apr 9, 2010 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Misty

During a particularly dark period of my life, I made out a list of reasons to live. Mystery Science Theater 3000 was #5.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. If they get mad, you're a mile away AND you have their shoes.

by Caradoc on Apr 9, 2010 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

So I have to ask...

Mike or Joel?

Stumpy: It's called the '80s. Ford was president, Nixon was in the White House, and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-the-wall town in what is now called "Utah".

by kriess on Apr 9, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can I choose TV's Frank?

Mike was much better, but Joel was the soul of the show.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. If they get mad, you're a mile away AND you have their shoes.

by Caradoc on Apr 10, 2010 8:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

I liked Mike, because he was just funnier IMO

But Joel sang…that was awesome!

Stumpy: It's called the '80s. Ford was president, Nixon was in the White House, and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-the-wall town in what is now called "Utah".

by kriess on Apr 10, 2010 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is tough

But I’ll give it a shot

Tommy Boy (not sure how this didn’t make the list in the first place)

Happy Gilmore

Caddy Shack

Blazing Saddles

Planes, Trains and Automobiles

Dutch

Uncle Buck

The Big Lebowski

Dumb and Dumber (every Jim Carey movie thereafter has been a flop in my opinion)

Office Space

Animal House/Old School

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by CoachEtch on Apr 9, 2010 10:48 AM CDT reply actions  

Some Dutch love

Nice!

Wouldnt make a top 10 comedy list imo, but great movie.

by BoddickerIsClutch on Apr 9, 2010 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

Dude I love Al Bundy

His real name escapes me right now but everytime I see that movie I laugh the whole way through.

"I want to be remembered as the guy who gave his all whenever he was on the field."
-Walter Payton

by CoachEtch on Apr 9, 2010 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

The new show he is in

Modern Family is hilarious as well.

"I want to be remembered as the guy who gave his all whenever he was on the field."
-Walter Payton

by CoachEtch on Apr 9, 2010 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not a fan of Yes Man or Bruce Almighty?

Man on the Moon?

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by KWashburn on Apr 9, 2010 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm just not a fan of his comedy

I’ve tried. I really have. I’ve seen every movie he’s made since then. They have there funny parts but overall they are just mediocre to me. I just think he peaked early.

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-Walter Payton

by CoachEtch on Apr 9, 2010 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm mostly on the same level

I’m not usually a slapstick guy, but I think Ace, Mask, and Lloyd were his only roles that were funny at all. I did laugh at some parts of the Truman Show, but it was situational comedy, not Jim Carrey.

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by burntorangehorn on Apr 9, 2010 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fat guy in a little coat

Mr Farley….you are missed greatly.

Stumpy: It's called the '80s. Ford was president, Nixon was in the White House, and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-the-wall town in what is now called "Utah".

by kriess on Apr 9, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

No kidding

You should read the book his brothers wrote about him. It’s called The Chris Farley Show. If you are a fan of him you will really enjoy it.

"I want to be remembered as the guy who gave his all whenever he was on the field."
-Walter Payton

by CoachEtch on Apr 9, 2010 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll have to check that out

Thanks!

Stumpy: It's called the '80s. Ford was president, Nixon was in the White House, and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-the-wall town in what is now called "Utah".

by kriess on Apr 9, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

De nada

"I want to be remembered as the guy who gave his all whenever he was on the field."
-Walter Payton

by CoachEtch on Apr 9, 2010 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay, a few more

Encino Man (Betty Nuggs?)
Tootsie
Fast Times at Ridgemont High (Phoebe Cates in the red bathing suit, oh yeah)
The Party
A Fish Called Wanda
Airplane (roger, roger, what’s your vector, victor still gets me)
Anything Monty Python

More recently America’s Sweethearts (Billy Crystal and Catherine Zeta Jones) was pretty funny. Most of the really funny classic movies are from the ’80’s.

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by SpiritOfTheFedora on Apr 9, 2010 11:09 AM CDT reply actions  

Excuse me, I speak jive

Cut me some slack, Jack. Chump don’ want no help, chump don’t get da’ help.
Say ‘e can’t hang, say seven up

by Infield Elephant on Apr 9, 2010 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

How did this not get mentioned?

“No! We can’t stop here! This is bat country!”

by Horn Brain on Apr 9, 2010 11:43 AM CDT reply actions  

Def

“No point in mentioning these bats, poor bastard will see them soon enough.”

by Infield Elephant on Apr 9, 2010 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

The reason

is something I’m not too proud of. I’ve never watched that movie…ahem….sober. So I have no real frame of reference. “…Its like a child walking into a movie theater, wondering whats playing”

Stumpy: It's called the '80s. Ford was president, Nixon was in the White House, and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-the-wall town in what is now called "Utah".

by kriess on Apr 9, 2010 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

“Let’s get down to brass tacks. How much for the monkey?”

by jmptexas on Apr 10, 2010 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

The Big Lebowski

is actually a really well-written film. Its basically an exercise in character dynamics and character-driven action, and the motivational layers (and subtle repetition) in the dialogue make it one of the most clever films I’ve seen, comedy or otherwise.

Similar smart comedies:

Rushmore
Annie Hall
Dr. Strangelove
PlayTime

Other unmentioned favorites:

Coming to America
Ghostbusters
Clue
Kingpin
Team America

by BrooklynHorn on Apr 9, 2010 12:01 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't know how I forgot Coming to America

I love that movie. Its hilarious. Kingpin is great as well.

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-Walter Payton

by CoachEtch on Apr 9, 2010 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

The endearing thing about Coming to America

is that the actors were noticeably having fun while making it. The barber shop scenes are perhaps second only to The Big Lebowski’s bowling alley scenes for back-and-forth comedy timing.

by BrooklynHorn on Apr 9, 2010 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Royal Tenenbhaums, not sure on the spelling......

another great smart comedy.

Kentucky Fried Movie? VHS “the movie”?

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by KWashburn on Apr 9, 2010 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I always thought Tennenbaums was the better overall film...

while Rushmore was the funnier of the two.

And KFM, wow, haven’t thought of that in years.

by BrooklynHorn on Apr 9, 2010 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

KFM is always funny.

Rushmore is the funnier of the two, I agree.

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by KWashburn on Apr 9, 2010 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

The mark of a great comedy is the quotability of the movie

That’s why, although the movie itself is not top 10 worthy, Napoleon Dynamite would be in my Top10. There are just so many quotes from the movie that you can use in all different life situations.

by aaronlybrand on Apr 9, 2010 12:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Fletch: I’m John.
Gail Stanwyk: Ohhhh, John. John who?
Fletch: John Cock…tos…ton.
Gail Stanwyk: Thats a beautiful name.
Fletch: It’s Scotch/Romanian.
Gail Stanwyk: That’s an odd combination.
Fletch: So were my parents.

" Answers --Become Resources."
Without Questions, There are limited Resources...

by KWashburn on Apr 9, 2010 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll stop here....

Madeline: I’m sorry, who are you again?
Fletch: I’m Frieda’s boss.
Madeline: Who’s Frieda?
Fletch: My secretary.

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by KWashburn on Apr 9, 2010 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kevin Smith's best

I definitely think Clerks should be top ten

by atxdman on Apr 9, 2010 12:54 PM CDT reply actions  

haha My Cousin Vinny

That is one of my Dad’s favorite movies.

“The utes”

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-Walter Payton

by CoachEtch on Apr 9, 2010 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, I'm the same age as the Astrodome, so he and I are probably close

Happy 45th Birthday to the Dome Today. I’m afraid it won’t see very many more.

My friend Hal Morris that played first base for the Reds shares this exact birthday. The Reds played the ’Stros on April 9, 1990 and they wrapped the Dome up like a giant birthday cake and made the towers around the edge the candles—many years ago—but I thought it was super cool.

by Wrangler86 on Apr 9, 2010 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

My dad is 47

turns 48 in July. I’m 24 but its still one that we both like.

"I want to be remembered as the guy who gave his all whenever he was on the field."
-Walter Payton

by CoachEtch on Apr 9, 2010 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Other noticeable omissions

Back to School

Spies Like Us

Oh, Brother Where Art Thou (it’s a genre-bender but had some extraordinarily funny scenes and dialogue)

Better Off Dead (2 dollars.)

Wedding Crashers (somewhat overated, but it always watchable)

16 Candles (I’d consider that a comedy. The romantic teen romance was a diversion)

Stripes

by Eskimohorn on Apr 9, 2010 2:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Spies Like Us and Stripes are great movies.

Family Guy did a spin on Spies Like Us that was hilarious.

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by KWashburn on Apr 9, 2010 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Better Off Ted

Absolutely. Full of great one-liners: “Gee Ricky, sorry your mom blew up”.

by Infield Elephant on Apr 9, 2010 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

OLD SCHOOL

Is my favorite. I don’t know anyone that doesn’t love this movie. Super Bad was also great. There’s a lot of movies that I love but ithink old school is my #1. I laughed so hard during this movie. I think I might have wet myself. But everyone has legit contenders. This is mine

by Javi on Apr 9, 2010 2:10 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

The Toy
Blazing Saddles
The Hangover
Fletch
Trading Places
Wedding Crashers
Team America
Airplane
National Lampoons Vacation
Animal House

by kcmorse on Apr 9, 2010 2:35 PM CDT reply actions  

no one's gonna throw out

The Blues Brothers?

 Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters… sell them to me. Sell me your children.

by Lothor on Apr 9, 2010 3:25 PM CDT reply actions  

It's a comedy?

The music is so good I forget to laugh.

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by Caradoc on Apr 9, 2010 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

We're on a mission from God

There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.

by burntorangehorn on Apr 10, 2010 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Top Ten comedies for someone like me is quite a challenge...

You almost need sub-categories to pull this off: I remember belly-laughing at Porky’s and so many others in the 80’.

In no particular order:

Caddyshack
Fletch
American Pie (modern day Porky’s)
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
My Cousin Vinny
Dumb & Dumber
Airplane
Stripes
The Hangover
Office Space

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by Mulliganville on Apr 9, 2010 3:34 PM CDT reply actions  

I haven't seen anybody mention Death at a Funeral

The real version, not the upcoming American remake. Not sure it should be on any “top” lists, but I think it is one of the better comedies of the last five years.

If you're so sure of what it ain't, how about telling us what it am!

by circa1015 on Apr 9, 2010 3:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Great discussion guys

This is exactly the kind of talk I was hoping for.

Stumpy: It's called the '80s. Ford was president, Nixon was in the White House, and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-the-wall town in what is now called "Utah".

by kriess on Apr 9, 2010 4:01 PM CDT reply actions  

and I love the quotability of Meet the Parents...it was a close on for me.

"Stats are for losers. I like winning games." ~ Will Muschamp
""I always felt like, and I paid a price for it, that it didn't seem right for one guy to bring me down." ~ The Tyler Rose

by Mulliganville on Apr 9, 2010 4:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Whoa whoa whoa... no.

Though I can say Ive seen it multiple times, you are completely misleading people by throwing that name out there.

On second thought, great idea, go see Meet the Feebles if you havent, just dont watch it with your kids.

by BoddickerIsClutch on Apr 10, 2010 8:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

Good post kriess

And imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, so the guys at BC should approve.

Strange that you get more chatter on a list of comedies than our football stuff. I guess Coach Brown & Co. are making our lives too easy. I think I will raise a ’rita to young Mr. Christian Westerman tonight.

by Wrangler86 on Apr 9, 2010 4:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Thanks

and I’ll raise your rita with a Crown and 7.

Stumpy: It's called the '80s. Ford was president, Nixon was in the White House, and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-the-wall town in what is now called "Utah".

by kriess on Apr 9, 2010 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am going hand grenade...

For those who do not know what it is: Pull the pin and down it (shot of Jaigermeister), a Shot of Grey Goose falls into a 1/2 filled glass of red bull and then you down that too. Never more than two per night…or you begin to say very moronic things.

"Stats are for losers. I like winning games." ~ Will Muschamp
""I always felt like, and I paid a price for it, that it didn't seem right for one guy to bring me down." ~ The Tyler Rose

by Mulliganville on Apr 9, 2010 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm more of a Makers guy

just give me some ice and I’m a happy man.

"I want to be remembered as the guy who gave his all whenever he was on the field."
-Walter Payton

by CoachEtch on Apr 9, 2010 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

For Bourbon

Go out an buy a bottle of Rowan’s Creek. Thank me later.

Stumpy: It's called the '80s. Ford was president, Nixon was in the White House, and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-the-wall town in what is now called "Utah".

by kriess on Apr 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just got back from "Date Night"

Not as bad as the reviews suggest, but it won’t make anyone’s list either.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. If they get mad, you're a mile away AND you have their shoes.

by Caradoc on Apr 9, 2010 5:24 PM CDT reply actions  

I can only take Steve Carrell in small doses.

but thats just me.

Stumpy: It's called the '80s. Ford was president, Nixon was in the White House, and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-the-wall town in what is now called "Utah".

by kriess on Apr 9, 2010 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can watch him all day long in The Office.

"I want to be remembered as the guy who gave his all whenever he was on the field."
-Walter Payton

by CoachEtch on Apr 9, 2010 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's good here

So is Tina Fey. Crappy director and so-so script are what bring it down.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. If they get mad, you're a mile away AND you have their shoes.

by Caradoc on Apr 9, 2010 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just got done seeing it

I thought it was pretty lousy.

"I want to be remembered as the guy who gave his all whenever he was on the field."
-Walter Payton

by CoachEtch on Apr 10, 2010 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

so many good ones already mentioned, but I really like these too

Drowning Mona – “Kiss ass!”
The Whole Nine Yards – “that rat f@*! piece of s#$! Tedeski….doesn’t deserve to be breathing…the air?”

by longhorn_dan on Apr 9, 2010 7:50 PM CDT reply actions  

I would probably include Super Troopers -- go watch it again its still funny!

Animal House is an obvious one you left out, but I think someone already said this. Other ones I would probably include:

Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure Fun drinking game: drink every time the word excellent is used.
Old School (this movie kicked off the Vince Vaugn / Wilson Bros / Will Ferrell movie machine)
Happy Gilmore “The price is wrong bitch!”

more as I think of them

Other Receiving Votes: Oklahoma

by pleaseplaykindle on Apr 10, 2010 1:49 PM CDT reply actions  

If we're including Adam Sandler movies

We have to go with Billy Madison over Happy Gilmore.

“That Veronica Vaughn…is one piece of Ace! I know from experience.”
“Nah ya don’t”
“Well not me personally, but a guy I know….him and her Got! It! On! Woooweee!”
“No they didn’t”

Stumpy: It's called the '80s. Ford was president, Nixon was in the White House, and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-the-wall town in what is now called "Utah".

by kriess on Apr 10, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Happy Gilmore was the first one I saw

so I’m biased, but its really a tossup. They’re really just the same movie in different settings.

Also, if you haven’t seen “Funny People” do yourself a favor — its really good.

Other Receiving Votes: Oklahoma

by pleaseplaykindle on Apr 10, 2010 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought Funny People was outstanding

Adam Sandler has actually come a long way from back then.

Stumpy: It's called the '80s. Ford was president, Nixon was in the White House, and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-the-wall town in what is now called "Utah".

by kriess on Apr 10, 2010 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I suspect large parts of that movie were autobiographical for Sandler

I hear there’s another movie coming out with Chris Rock, Adam Sandler, David Spade, et. al. that looks to be pretty funny.

Other Receiving Votes: Oklahoma

by pleaseplaykindle on Apr 10, 2010 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I did as well

I really haven’t seen Sandler make a bad movie other than Little Nicky. He was great in Spanglish and Reign Over Me. He has really shown that he can handle the dramatic roles as well as the funny ones.

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by CoachEtch on Apr 10, 2010 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

The movie is non-existent to me

But yes, that would be lumped in there with Little Nicky

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-Walter Payton

by CoachEtch on Apr 11, 2010 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

The First "Porky's" Movie

I took a date, Real hot girl from our rival town, I lost my suave, debonair, and any hope for a 2nd date when the gym coach pulled the dudes wanker through the hole in the girls shower wall. Litearally fell out of my seat and LMAO…..especially when they showed the scene where the old lady put her foot against the wall and yanked with all her might.

by orangetower on Apr 10, 2010 10:28 PM CDT reply actions  

You're a classy man. :)

Stumpy: It's called the '80s. Ford was president, Nixon was in the White House, and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-the-wall town in what is now called "Utah".

by kriess on Apr 10, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Until that day sir...

Be careful little eyes what you see…

by orangetower on Apr 17, 2010 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

If your bored and have access to netflicks might I suggest...

Zorro the Gay Blade
Crazy People
Grandma’s Boy
and speaking of Adam Sandler how bout " The Waterboy" Farmer Fran Rocks!
Farmer Fran also in Joe Dirt

F.Fran: Ohm eh war youa maykeh
J. Dirt:: You wanna see homos naked?

by Ese-De-SA on Apr 11, 2010 8:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Ah!

I don’t know how I could forget Joe Dirt or Friday.

Stumpy: It's called the '80s. Ford was president, Nixon was in the White House, and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-the-wall town in what is now called "Utah".

by kriess on Apr 11, 2010 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Daaaaaaaaaaannnm!

You got knocked the F@#K out!!!

by Ese-De-SA on Apr 11, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dude wants to see homos naked...don't help me none..nt

" You think this is queer? (slapping his biceps) Are these queer? They’re large and in charge and lookin’ for chickies."

by vy til i die on Apr 11, 2010 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Classic!

You’re gonna stand there, ownin’ a fireworks stand, and tell me you don’t have no whistlin’ bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don’ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin’ kitty chaser?

Stumpy: It's called the '80s. Ford was president, Nixon was in the White House, and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-the-wall town in what is now called "Utah".

by kriess on Apr 11, 2010 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Zorro the Gay Blade is hilarious!

I totally forgot about that movie.

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Without Questions, There are limited Resources...

by KWashburn on Apr 12, 2010 4:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ships?

Diego: you wear exotic perfume…and you don’t smell of ship oil.
Charolette: Ship oil? You meant the oil from boats?
Diego: No, ship oil… From the ships in the field.
Charolette: What ships in the field?
Diego: Jou have never heard of the ships in the field? The little ba ba bas???
Charolette: Oh. . . you mean sheep.
Diego: That’s what I said.
Charolette: No, you said ship. Pardon me, but you have a very pronounced accent!

by Ese-De-SA on Apr 12, 2010 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

No Idiocracy anywhere?

I think that was one of my favorites from the last decade.
“I went to Law School around here”
“You got your Law degree at Costco?”
“Shyeah, I know, right. I didn’t think I’d get in either”

by jmptexas on Apr 12, 2010 8:12 AM CDT reply actions  

One of the best Mike Judge movies ever.

Dax Shepard did a bang up job in that movie.

Starbucks ain’t what it used to be….

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Without Questions, There are limited Resources...

by KWashburn on Apr 12, 2010 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lebowski

is an excellent choice at #1. It is the finest film of all time.

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by Bamagrad on Apr 12, 2010 3:47 PM CDT reply actions  

who could ever forget this witty exchange!

Jefe: I have put many beautiful pinatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little suprises.
El Guapo: Many pinatas?
Jefe: Oh yes, many!
El Guapo: Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
Jefe: A what?
El Guapo: A “plethora.”
Jefe: Oh yes, you have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe: Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora.
Jefe: Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?

by Tubilidentata on Apr 12, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Horrendously underrated

Anyone mention Captain Ron, or is that just me?

"Stats are for losers, I like winning games."

by SuperBentley on Apr 12, 2010 9:53 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Great list... but I would add these two -

Van Wilder (the original)
Buying the Cow

Not Top Ten, but definitely entertaining:
Fired Up
Hudson Hawk
Nacho Libre
History of the World Part One

And Anything Marx Brothers

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by Robertpz on Apr 12, 2010 10:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Fired up was funny as hell

ALOT better than I thought it would be from the previews.

Stumpy: It's called the '80s. Ford was president, Nixon was in the White House, and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-the-wall town in what is now called "Utah".

by kriess on Apr 13, 2010 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Billy Madison?????

This movie provides some of the funniest quotes..

Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Stop looking at me, swan.

Classic.

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by Ian_InsideTheShoe on Apr 13, 2010 7:09 AM CDT reply actions  

Agreed

It was hard for me not to include many Adam Sandler movies. Thanks for the nostalgic quotes. Always good stuff. Gonna have to watch it again tonight!

Stumpy: It's called the '80s. Ford was president, Nixon was in the White House, and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-the-wall town in what is now called "Utah".

by kriess on Apr 13, 2010 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Porky's has to be in there somewhere

funniest scene of all time

Balbricker: Now, Mr. Carter. I know this is completely unorthodox. But I think this is the only way to find that boy. Now that penis had a mole on it – I’d recognize that penis anywhere. In spite of the juvenile snickers of some, this is a serious matter. That seducer and despoiler must be stopped; he’s extremely dangerous. And, Mr. Carter, I’m certain that everyone in this room knows who that is. He’s a contemptible little pervert who…

Mr. Carter: Miss Balbricker!

Balbricker: Well, I’m sorry, but I’ve got him now, and I’m not going to let him slip through my fingers again. Now, all I’m asking is that you give me five boys for a few minutes. The coaches can be present – Tommy Turner and any four boys you see fit to choose and we… and we… can put a stop to this menace. And it is a menace.
[pause]
Balbricker: Well, what are you gonna do about it?

Mr. Carter: Five young boys in the nude, a police line-up so that you can identify his tallywhacker. Please, please can we call it a “tallywhacker”? Penis is so ppp… penis is so personal.

Balbricker: We can put hoods over their heads to avoid embarrassment. Now listen: we have got to do it, as distasteful as it is. I know it’s him. That
[pause]
Balbricker: tallywhacker had a mole on it. And that mole is the key to it.

Mr. Carter: Miss Balbricker, do you realize the difficulty of your request? Now, I would be very happy to, uh, to apprehend the young man myself. But can you imagine what the board of education would say if you were granted a line-up in order to examine their private pa… their private parts for an incriminating mole?

Balbricker: But Mr. Carter.

Coach Brakett: Mr. Carter, I think I have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have ‘em send over one of their sketch artists. And Miss Balbricker can give a description. We can put up “Wanted” posters all over school… "Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls’ locker room at Angel Beach High School."

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