The opening match of the 2010 World Cup, which pitted host South Africa against my beloved Tri left a bad taste in my mouth.
The outcome was a 1-1 draw, was for South Africa as good as a win and it's safe to say that for the team representing my native land, it was as bad as a loss.
Again, if careful and exegetic analysis of the match are your cup of tea, go check out it here.
Before the ball even got rolling there was a problem for México: Óscar "El Conejo" (The rabbit) Pérez starting at keeper for México. What catastrophe has to unfold for Mexican helmsman Javier "El Vasco" (The Basque) Aguirre to leave this guy on the friggin' bench?
I won't even get into another lousy decision by El Vasco: starting Guille Franco as the point man up front. To summarize Franco's brilliant performance, he whiffed on 3 clear scoring opportunities. Two off-target headers and a feeble shot on goal that noted South African, Bishop Tutu could have stopped.
It's worth noting that after South Africa opened the scoring, Desmond started cutting a rug. I'd point out something about the dignity that accompanies age but then I'd come across as the woman (not to mention legalistic Baptists) who despised King David in 2 Samuel.
Like Rudy, Conejo is 5-foot-nothing, unlike Rudy, he is a wee bit more than a "100-nothing". In the modern era of fútbol (after '66 when they used that ridiculous volleyball as a match ball), no team has gone deep into the World Cup with a keeper that vertically challenged. I'd understand if the man still had his ups, but he's 37!!!!!! Whatever spring he might have had is long gone.
I'd also understand if you didn't have any other options, but riding the pine like some perpetual bridesmaid is Sideshow Bob Guillermo "Memo" Ochoa (right).
Vasco, if Allstate is going to make Memo the centerpiece of an entire ad campaign, the least you do is start the man. Forget the fact that he's 6', agile and in the prime of his career.
Throughout the match, Pérez looked to be way in over his head. He whiffed on a couple of crosses into the box that a taller and/or athletic keeper would have easily snagged. Given that set pieces and the aerial game are 2 of México's main problems, it's inexplicable why Aguirre goes with Pérez. I'm not sure that even Memo would have stopped South Africa's impressive goal, but judging by the replay, Pérez was a few inches from getting at least a glove on it.
Then in what could have been South Africa's game-winner, Pérez defends it by doing a jumping jack [Photo by Clive Mason/Getty Images]: Pérez has no business being on this team, much less being the starting keeper. If Aguirre comes to his senses and starts Ochoa, at least this gives the team a better chance and will eclipse some of the other shortcomings that were in full bloom against South Africa (inability to capitalize, adventures in set pieces etc).
Given Aguirre's noted stubbornness and pride, I have a feeling he will continue to follow his white rabbit (below, Photo by Clive Mason/Getty Images) all the way into the hole that is not making it past the group stage.
Run, rabbit run... all the way to the bench please