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Hilarious Reactions To USC



Good morning Longhorns!

My name is Keith Balmer. I'm an ACC guy (UNC Tarheels) but I've been fascinated with the news surrounding Texas this past week. I told a football friend of mine that Texas is like LeBron James, a potential free agent that everybody wants. Whether or not you guys stay in the Big 12, leave for the Pac-10, or (shudder) join the SEC, I will continue to follow this riveting story.

With that being said, I am also an aspiring humorist. I wrote a blog piece last Friday about your perhaps soon-to-be conference rivals USC. As we all know, the Trojans are in hot water thanks to Reggie Bush, OJ Mayo, Tim Floyd, Pete Carroll, etc.

So what I decided to do was to have a little fun at the Trojans expense. I named my blog post "Hilarious Reactions To USC". The reason I decided to share this blog post with Burnt Orange Nation is because: 1. I know you guys don't care for USC. And 2. I gave the Longhorns a shout out in this blog post.

I think you guys will find this quite funny. The blog link is below. Enjoy and good luck to the Longhorns!

http://balmer.typepad.com/keithsmooth/2010/06/hilarious-reactions-to-usc.html

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"Fictional Reactions To USC" would be a much more honest title

You should forward your link to Jay Leno. It seems about his speed.

I'm not sober.

by white rob on Jun 14, 2010 10:49 AM CDT reply actions  

Sorry if I'm bursting your bubble...

One thing the internet has taught me: if someone calls their own material “Hilarious”, it usually isn’t. Just seems too forced.

by GoHorns on Jun 14, 2010 1:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Awful

That was predictable and not funny. White Rob is right, send that on to Leno.

by OminousPolaris on Jun 14, 2010 5:15 PM CDT reply actions  

The gem I see

‘Mark Sanchez: "I don’t know what’s worse: The fact that USC is banned from postseason play, or that the Governor of Arizona wants me deported."’

Now that one’s amusing to me. Would be funnier if he played for the cardinals though

TEXAS FIGHT

by Darklust on Jun 14, 2010 7:45 PM CDT reply actions  

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