Rename the Big 12 contest
The Big 10 now has 12 members and the Big 12 has 10. In order to get past all the bitter disappointment of not going to the PAC-16 like God intended, I think it only good and right that we rename the conference. Please use this thread to enter your suggestion. Here are my top 5:
5. Texas and the Nine Dwarves Conference.
4. The Suck It Osborne Conference.
3. Beebe's Folly Conference.
2. The DeLoss is Your Daddy League.
1. Conference USA.
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I think it should be:
The “United Ten Conference”.
The “U.T. Conference” for short.
Aggie of course could call it the “ten united Conference”.
by tdwalsh on Jun 15, 2010 3:09 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
gold star for you sir
Never ask a man if he's from Texas. If he is, he'll tell you soon enough. If he's not, don't embarrass him.
dont you mean, the 12th team conerence, for the aggies?
"you owe it to yourself to be the best in baseball and in life" Pete rose.
F the jets, bills, patriots and cryboys...and sooners, but go phins, longhorns, dodgers and stanford!
by dolger14 on Jun 15, 2010 5:12 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
It might have been funnier if I had said:
Burnt Orange and the Nine Dwarves Conference. Alas, there is no edit function.
"Stats are for losers, I like winning games"
". . .switzer is a cracked out bitch . . ."-osu poster
Alas, there is an edit function
Open the fanpost, then check out the grey bar underneath your type. There should be a function that says edit.
Make it Big IIxII
and it almost looks like a hook ’em
Somewhere in there
There’s a Jon and Kate +8 reference. Of course, that’s jumped the shark, too.
sorry
I work with ALL women. It permeated my skull despite my attempts to tune it out. The parallels are pretty uncanny, though.
I say we keep it long enough to make the Big 10 good and mad
And then charge them a gazillion dollars for it.
Or we can will sell it to them very inexpensively if they make Nebraska change their team colors to yellow since they will now overlap with Wisconsin which will confuse all of us not watching the game on tv.
After they pay and change their name, we can be the Big 10 for free.
the big one conference
"you owe it to yourself to be the best in baseball and in life" Pete rose.
F the jets, bills, patriots and cryboys...and sooners, but go phins, longhorns, dodgers and stanford!
by dolger14 on Jun 15, 2010 5:20 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I-35 Conference
I think it touches every state in the conference, and, oddly enough, swerves around Nebraska.
The conference that sucks more today than it did last Friday
There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.
by burntorangehorn on Jun 15, 2010 9:33 PM CDT reply actions
I don't always agree with you
But you bring it every day. Nice job.
Patches
"When you pass, three things can happen and two are bad", DKR, why he chose to run instead of pass.
lol
Never ask a man if he's from Texas. If he is, he'll tell you soon enough. If he's not, don't embarrass him.
Snow Orange, Her Two Bitches and The Seven Dwarfs Conference
That or “Very Temporary Conference”
I give it 1 to 3 years.
"I can't believe I finally decide to let a girl into my life and she tries to eat me" - Zombieland
Big X
This has all kinds of double-entendre possibilities.
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