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Longhorn limericks

As the dreaded post-football season looms, a BON friend and I thought it would be fun to have a bit of fun with limericks since they're fun as hell to write.  I'll start it off and you guys can post your limericks below.  Let's see what our warped minds can come up with to entertain ourselves while we wait for spring practices to start.

of course, since anything anti-aggie or anti-sooner is inherently pro-longhorn, limericks of that nature are welcome.

Please keep it reasonably clean and innocuous.  Have fun.

There once was a coach named Mack,

who many a fan did attack,

then Davis he fired,

and Harsin he hired,

so now we all have his back.

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