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Jordan Etier Charged with Evading Arrest, Littering and...


littering and....littering and....smoking the reefer.

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via i55.tinypic.com

http://www.kxan.com/dpp/news/local/ut-player-charged-with-evading-arrest

The story goes some jerk thought it was their civic duty to report a couple of guys pissing under a bridge. Oh the humanity!

DPS officer responded to the complaint and one man fled on foot. A harrowing chase ensued as Etier allegedly ran into a nearby parking garage, up to the 2nd level and tossed a small object into the bushes below. Officers found a crumpled up receipt with Etier's credit card information on it (d'oh!) that contained a leafy, green substance. Troopers determined the substance to be hippy lettuce. 

The article just says he was charged with evading arrest and doesn't mention a drug charge. Just as a reminder to UT athletes, this is what you do with evidence:

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via i55.tinypic.com

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