Why did the Boston Strangler send Tony Romo an email? He wanted to compare notes about choking.

What did Romo get his wife for her birthday? A diamond stuffed choker.

How do we know Tony Romo is immune to execution by hanging? He chokes all the time and is still in good health.

What is Romo's favorite drink? Choka- Cola.

Why is Romo forbidden to be within 100 yards of grade schools? He presents a serious choking hazard to small children!

Romo's parents took away his nerf football when he was six because he almost choked on it.

Tony Romo, in a fit of depression after all the “choke” jokes, attempted suicide after the Lions game today. He threw himself off a cliff. Unfortunately he missed and landed on top of Bobby Carpenter.