Texas vs OU: Frequently Asked Questions
It's the best week of the year: Texas vs OU in the Cotton Bowl. The Texas State Fair, corn dogs, football, carnies working the fair, carnies wearing crimson... It's all wonderful. Even the 50% of it that's awful is wonderful. After all, you can't have pretty without ugly.
For many of us, the Red River Shootout is a birthright, but there are always a number of questions about the big game. To help you out, I've put together a handy FAQ for your reference, touching on the rivalry overall, as well as a bit on this year's Oklahoma team. These are all facts, verifiable on Wikipedia. Maybe.
Q: What is the all-time series record between Texas and Oklahoma?
A: The 2011 game will be the 106th meeting in the rivalry. The Allies lead the series over the Axis 59-41-5.
Q: Um, didn't Hank Williams Jr. just get cut from Monday Night Football for comparing the President to Hitler? Should we refrain from making comparisons between Oklahoma and genocidaires?
A: We were as surprised as you were that Hank Williams Jr. didn't know that Hitler was reborn in the body of Bob Stoops.
Q: Speaking of Bob Stoops, does he have a chin?
A: He does not. The Oklahoma head coach sold his chin to the devil for the 2000 national championship. The devil told him he could only get it back when he won a BCS Bowl Game on his own. And that UConn doesn't count.
Q: I heard that every time the Sooners score a touchdown, an angel has its wings ripped off by a demon, and is forced to tearfully beg the demon to cauterize the wounds. The demon will refuse, and the sobbing angel will lie in a puddle of angel blood and feathers for eternity, wondering why the Sooners are allowed to score touchdowns. Is that true?
A: Yes.
Q: Why do Sooners throw the Horns down all the time, even when they aren't playing Texas?
A: That's a good question, and one that we don't have a good answer for. We posed the question to a few Sooner fans and they provided us with a video response.
Q: Can I have those three minutes of my life back?
A: I'm really sorry, but no.
Q: Is it true that Oklahoma fans can't read?
A: This is one of those urban legends that's gotten a bit overblown over the years. In truth, an estimated 15-20% of Sooner fans are literate.
Q: Should we give the state of Oklahoma back to the Native Americans?
A: Setting aside that it would certainly be the fair thing to do, the rest of us are subsidizing Oklahoma with our tax dollars anyway. Kind of a win-win, isn't it?
Q: What is that horrible pony-drawn thing that tears around the Cotton Bowl?
A: Sooners sometimes refer to it as the Sooner Schooner, but it's official name is the Cheat Wagon.
Q: Last but not least, which is more pathetic: a Sooner or an Aggie?
A: An Aggie.
Q: Wow, really?
A: Really.
Q: Okay, so this year's team: how good is Landry Jones?
A: Kind of good? His overall numbers are gaudy, but against the five ranked teams he's faced over the past year he has 10 TDs against 9 INTs.
Q: Last year, I could have sworn the carnie running the ring toss was Landry Jones. Could that be right?
A: Common mistake. Everyone from the state looks like Landry Jones. Which is to say, a carnie.
Q: How good is Ryan Broyles?
A: Fucking good.
Q: Is it me, or is Brent Venables kind of a dolt?
A: It's not you.
Q: Will Travis Lewis ever not be the starting middle linebacker for OU?
A: I miss Ryan Reynolds, too.
Q: Can the Sooners actually rush the ball this year?
A: They ran the ball well against Tulsa and Ball State, but struggled with Florida State (2.9 ypc) and to a lesser extent Missouri (3.7 ypc).
Q: Any other Sooner names I should know for this year's game?
A: DE Ronnell Lewis is a terror on the edge, WR Kenny Stills is big and a damn tough cover in the end zone, and DB/LB Tony Jefferson plays the game fast as hell.
Hook 'em. And OU sucks...
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Does OU still suck?
Of course. It’s currently 1:16 and OU still sucks.
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by Wescott Eberts (GoBR) on Oct 4, 2011 1:16 PM CDT reply actions
Q: Why did the Sooner cross the road?
A: Because the Longhorn crossed the road and OU must do everything UT does
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by 54b on Oct 4, 2011 1:22 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Q: What do Oklahoma graduates and tornados have in common?
A: They always end up in trailer parks.
"We are who we are. People say what they say. The outcome is the outcome. We are proud of ourselves." -DeLoss Dodds 9/21/2011
by TowerPower on Oct 4, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Q: Why didn't the Sooner cross the road?
A: Because the Longhorn decided to stay put.
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by 54b on Oct 4, 2011 1:26 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
About Venables
He made Greg Davis look like a genius in 2008 with his failure to adjust to Jordan Shipley in the slot. Not an easy task making Greg Davis look like a genius.
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by Wescott Eberts (GoBR) on Oct 4, 2011 1:33 PM CDT reply actions
True
and I actually thought about that when typing my comment, but decided to limit it to opposing coaches who could scheme so little as to make a Greg Davis gameplan seem legitimate.
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by Wescott Eberts (GoBR) on Oct 4, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Didnt Vince change the call at the line like 80% of the time?
"The only sport that should be cried over is tee ball."
- don't remember who said it, but I like it.
Me on 2
Greg Davis haikus; a lot like his offenses; always go sideways.
by pleaseplaykindle on Oct 4, 2011 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Bob Stoops is NOT HItler.
Bob just thinks Hitler was just misunderstood.
SEC- Southern Evangelical Cheaters. Since Jesus didn't specifically mention cheating in football in the New Testament, they are good to go.
by dimecoverage on Oct 4, 2011 1:42 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Always look for a good time to post this.

SEC- Southern Evangelical Cheaters. Since Jesus didn't specifically mention cheating in football in the New Testament, they are good to go.
Is there any doubt OU should thank SMU every day for being the death penalty martyr
If you think college football teams are bad today, you should read the article that goes with that cover above.
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by 54b on Oct 4, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Gang rape in the dorm, guns firing off at all hours…Just a typical Sooner team under ol’ Barry.
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Switzer makes Nevin Shapiro look like Father Flanagan
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by 54b on Oct 4, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
How did that criminal program ever survive that crap?!
I remember how bad it was and how despicable Switzer was / is. You’re right about them thanking SMU. To me, the sooners were worse. A complete lack of institutional control.
Joe Paterno once said....
that he decided not to ever coach in the NFL because he did not want to leave college football to the likes of Barry Switzer…who really was Hitler sans the stache. Next to him, big Bob is more like a Noriega.
I will root for Alabama or Ohio State when they play the Chinese...maybe.
Darrell Royal
"Why, those sorry bastards, I don’t trust ‘em on anything." - referring to Switzer & OU.
But to his credit, Charles Thompson has turned his life around and has made some nice contributions to the community. That needed to be said.
SEC- Southern Evangelical Cheaters. Since Jesus didn't specifically mention cheating in football in the New Testament, they are good to go.
I call the SEC
Stroking Eachothers Cocks
nice sig
@THEREALALLENOU on twitter - "The man, the verb, the legend" OU'd
Isn't Charles Thompsons's son
On scholarship at OU?
by BurntOrangeForever on Oct 4, 2011 4:58 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Yeah
Quarterback.
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by Wescott Eberts (GoBR) on Oct 4, 2011 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Kendall Thompson.
Played practically in Norman. From what I understand in high school circles, the apple didn’t fall far from the tree.
by 40A on Oct 4, 2011 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Odd
Considering the history you would think one, or both, parties would want to put, some distance between each other…
Like a generation or two…
by BurntOrangeForever on Oct 4, 2011 6:50 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Friggin hilarious
I had no idea our fearless leader PB could pull off such biting humor. Well done!
by iamjackburton on Oct 4, 2011 1:46 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Bill Hicks has a few good Oklahoma jokes
“Ever been to Oklahoma? It’s the only state Arkansas can look down on.”
“I told that joke in Oklahoma and a lady stood up and yelled ’You’re going to hell, boy!’ I said, ‘Look lady. I’m already in Oklahoma. Tell me something that might scare me, like my return flight just got canceled. Nooooooooooooo!’”
by bigdukesix on Oct 4, 2011 1:58 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Bill Hicks
Has apparently never been to Arkansas.
New Orleans, here we come.
by KratosWasASooner on Oct 4, 2011 8:30 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
now that he doesnt get 15 yard penalties and hit people 5 seconds after the whistle
he is coming into his own.
@THEREALALLENOU on twitter - "The man, the verb, the legend" OU'd
Why do OU fans display the "Horns down" sign?
Because from an evolutionary standpoint, they haven’t developed the correct number of digits to display Jazz hands yet. Make sure to tip your waitress. I’ll be here all week.
Hook Em Horns!
that was the dumbest one ive heard EVER
you guys can do better than that, I would hope
@THEREALALLENOU on twitter - "The man, the verb, the legend" OU'd
And yet
so funny. A UTeran criticizing OU fans for lack of jazz hands is awesome on several levels.
by TwoPalePonies on Oct 4, 2011 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions
A student, alumnus of fan of UTerus, of course
Look at your helmets with the symbol of the uterus and fallopian tubes on the sides.
by TwoPalePonies on Oct 4, 2011 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions
That's so creative.
Sounds like something a 3rd-grade boy would come up with. Seriously, aren’t you a bit embarrassed?
Embarrassed? Hell no.
The fun of this week lies significantly, if not primarily, in hurling puerile invective and bad jokes at each other. So get the robthecob out of your rear and enjoy it! Silly whorn — what fun would you be having on here without a few OU trolls around?
And I elicited a menstruation joke from LonghornEm. /giggles maniacally
by TwoPalePonies on Oct 4, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm kind of baffled as to why that's noteworthy.
But congratulations nonetheless.
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted Scotch.
Small pleasures, Em
IIRC, you’re waiting for bar results. I’ve been practicing law for a number of years. I take amusement and the lighter side of humanity where I can find it.
by TwoPalePonies on Oct 5, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh, I didn't mind that you were amused
I agree on the finding amusement where I can thing. Just that I’ve never been averse to making jokes like that.
Yep, you’re correct. There is a disproportionately high number of lawyers/lawyers to be on this board. What kind of law are you in?
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted Scotch.
I guess more than a few lawyers look for outlets
and we happen to be near computers much of the time. I’m in various sorts of litigation and arbitration — right now commercial and sovereign matters with a smattering of IP, but I’ve done everything from plaintiff’s wrongful death to medmal defense to criminal defense to antitrust.
I’m with a BigLaw in NY now (wifey’s career took us here) and have practiced all over the place, so I embrace getting shipped out on whatever case doesn’t fit within the mainstream.
Good luck on the bar results, btw.
by TwoPalePonies on Oct 5, 2011 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions
Thanks
I’m in tax myself, which I love. Never had any interest in courtroom stuff – my fiance is the litigator in our lawyer couple – but I admire those who do it.
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted Scotch.
Whereas your school's main color looks like what it looks like
when the uterine lining drains out of a woman’s vagina once a month. People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted Scotch.
crimson and cream...
…ew
Greg Davis haikus; a lot like his offenses; always go sideways.
by pleaseplaykindle on Oct 4, 2011 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
You're welcome.
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted Scotch.
by LonghornEm on Oct 4, 2011 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Do you really want me to go into detail?
Yeah, we’ll just go with the egg.
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted Scotch.
Ha
Menstruation jokes.
New Orleans, here we come.
by KratosWasASooner on Oct 4, 2011 8:32 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
OH, I do like to stonehenge pic
thats a good one!
@THEREALALLENOU on twitter - "The man, the verb, the legend" OU'd
That's some good stuff
How do you circumcise a UT grad? Kick him in the chin.
My yogi admires your flexibility, but says your karma will be better if you love others rather than just yourself.
Good stuff, PB.
Q: Why would OU not only take pride in opportunistic land theft, but name their flagship football team after the people made famous for such dishonest actions?
A: You do realize we’re talking about Oklahomans right? I mean you asked a question about Oklahomans, so I can only assume this was a rhetorical question.
"The only sport that should be cried over is tee ball."
- don't remember who said it, but I like it.
Did you know there are only four sooner jokes? The rest are all true stories.
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by dimecoverage on Oct 4, 2011 2:41 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
"All the Sooner Fans!"
That.video.was.disturbing.
…and bizarre. This is football and the best song Sooner Nation could think of is Single Ladies? I’d mock them but the challenge is gone.
I got two seconds in and couldn’t hit the back button fast enough.
It’s 2:43 in beautiful Austin Texas and OU still sucks!!
by BurntOrangeForever on Oct 4, 2011 2:44 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
On the video ...
Was that Landry Jones front & center and Jaxon Shipley in the back right?! If so, the back left must be yet another Shipley receiver … only taller?! I am SO excited for the future! Just tell Jax to change from his filmmaking major.
What is the state tree of Oklahoma?
The telephone pole
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by 54b on Oct 4, 2011 2:47 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
What do a tornado in Arkansas and a divorce in Oklahoma have in common?
Either way, someone’s losing a trailer
The difference between Oklahoma and Texas?
We fought a war for Texas, but gave Oklahoma away. ’Nuff said.
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by Wescott Eberts (GoBR) on Oct 4, 2011 2:52 PM CDT reply actions 18 recs
Green'd
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Love the joke
But to be the history nerd, we actually fought two wars, Texas Revolution and the Mexican-American War (the war started after a dispute over the Texas borders).
by OminousPolaris on Oct 5, 2011 8:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Why does OU's fight song only have two words?
Boomer and Sooner were the only words in the song they could say without teeth.
@longhorn54b
OU Grad school exam
requires memorizing those words in order.
After a recent robbery at a Norman 7-11 the clerk was asked if they could identify the suspects.
The clerk wasn’t sure about the faces but he got the jersey numbers.
Ahhhhh..Oklahoma
Three Million people……..300 last names !
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize
by MeatchickenHorn on Oct 4, 2011 4:00 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Q: How many Sooner players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he gets a car, money, and 3 credit hours for it.
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by kriess on Oct 4, 2011 4:56 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
A Sooner walks into a bar with a huge jar full of money sitting on the bar, he inguires to the bartender about the money. The bartender tells him he must complete 3 tasks to win the money.
1- knock the 7 ft 350 lb Shaquelle O’Neil look-alike out cold with 1 punch.
2-There is a pitbull out back on a log chain with a sore tooth, you must pull
that tooth.
3- There is a lesbian in the room upstairs who has never been sexually
satisfied by a man, you must satisfy her completely.
The Sooner says "no problem" walks to the end of the bar and knocks the 7 footer out cold with a single punch.
He then heads out the back door, where growling, barking, snarling, whining, then yelping is heard.
He stumbles back into the bar, clothes tattered and bleeding profusely and says, "OK now where’s that lesbian who needs her tooth pulled?
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by kriess on Oct 4, 2011 5:10 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
It is amusing that y'all think this is the biggest rivalry in college football
RRS has nothing on the Iron Bowl or Army-Navy.
by Beergut on Oct 4, 2011 5:58 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
The Iron Bowl is comparable
But that’s moreso of an in state Rivalry such as Texas – TAMU. Also they’ve only played 75 times, compared to 105 for the RRS.
The Army – Navy game is more of a tradiational “Pro-Army vs. Pro Navy” types of people and only REALLY matters inside Annapolis and Westpoint. It really isn’t much of a football rivalry since the days of competitiveness of those service academies.
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Aggies are just jealous that they take a back seat to OU when it comes to rivalries that matter to Texas
and wasnt there an extended period when Alabama and Auburn didnt even play? yea great rivalry right there…….dont you have a rivalry game this week to concern yourself with?
formerly "Horns102591"
Take a backseat?
They don’t even do that. A&M hasn’t been our rival in years.
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Please inform Bean of this
Then maybe he won’t headline posts addressing an A&M game texas had npthing to do with. People might wonder why y’all are so obsessed.
by Beergut on Oct 4, 2011 10:20 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
No.
I could give a damn if we play you or not.
I just think it is funny seeing texas take the coward’s way out.
by Beergut on Oct 5, 2011 11:12 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Would you keep playing you if you were us?
Granted, playing Aggie in college station is no picnic and part of the decision would come down to whether or not we wanted to add another difficult non-con game, but from the fans perspective, playing Aggie has been a no-win situation for many years now…we win and it’s well, of course you did, you’re Texas and you have all the money and all the recruits. We lose, and it’s ha-ha, look who’s overrated.
I’m actually looking forward to a hiatus from the rivalry where A&M can go find an identity completely apart form UT and then a few years from now, continue the rivalry more as equals or at least without all the big brother/little brother BS.
In advertising, we never recommend a brand engage in a pissing match with the competition when the aggressor is clearly in a position where they have nothing to lose and engaging them only gives them more exposure.
That may sound terribly arrogant to you, but I think there’s some truth to it…or at least that’s how I and many Longhorns fans feel right now.
And I do think you give a damn if our two teams play or not…otherwise, you wouldn’t have bothered to comment…or spend so much time on this forum for that matter.
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cowards way out?
Well A&M is being a bunch of babies (and huge liars I might add planning on leaving the Big 12 last year?)
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by horns1025 on Oct 5, 2011 6:43 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
where did he do that? correct me if im wrong but the title of this post is Texas vs OU
by the way you figure out the rules of blocking a punt yet? or do you still think the refs are throwing games to Texas?
formerly "Horns102591"
Not sure what you're referring to regarding the blocked punt?
As for the post I’m referring to, search Whoop on here. You’ll see what I mean.
by Beergut on Oct 5, 2011 11:19 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
when Texas blocked an ISU punt
You put on your blog “roughing the kicker welcome to the Bevo conference”
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by horns1025 on Oct 5, 2011 6:22 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
What do you have?
Sede Ya!
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by TXStampede on Oct 4, 2011 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You read my mind. :-)
SEC- Southern Evangelical Cheaters. Since Jesus didn't specifically mention cheating in football in the New Testament, they are good to go.
Texas v OU
I would say over the last 50-60 years the top rivalries have been:
Texas v OU, Michigan v Ohio St and Aub v Ala in no particular order. I am sure there are other good ones but in terms of importance of the games in terms of titles or championships, these 3 are the tops in college football
Also, I was just on your board reading some posts and its just sad some of the things that are out there. Most Texas fans I know have no problems with OU or Texas A&M fans and we all usually have intelligent discussions/arguments every year. I am not saying there aren’t bad Texas fans but that is true for every school out there. However, you, as the moderator for the Texas A&M SB nation blog, should be above the petty remarks and arguments. Sadly, your behavior and attitude only adds to the general Texas A&M fan perception of being petty, childish and kind of sad.
You could have actually changed that perception (at least in the SB nation universe), but you just add to it daily. Hopefully, you can leave the Texas stuff behind when you go to the SEC and hopefully you won’t be as childish.
by memphizbell on Oct 4, 2011 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
Miami-Florida State has effected the national title picture
more in the last 20 years than Michigan-Ohio State has. They like to sing the praises of Michigan-Ohio State in B1G countrt, but reality is that game hasn’t had national title implications since Bo and Woody stalked the sidelines. 2006 was a rare exception to the rule.
I don’t know if there is a rivalry that matches the Iron Bowl when it comes to pure hatred.
by Beergut on Oct 4, 2011 10:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
The hate in our 'Rivalry'
Goes one direction, from CS towards Austin. It passes by Apathy heading the other direction.
Not nearly as amusing as your open threads where the posts go Beergut, Beergut, Beergut, Beergut, Beergut, Beergut, Beergut, Beergut, Someone posting because they feel bad for Beergut, Beergut, Beergut, Beergut, Beergut, Beergut, Beergut, Beergut, the only other poster left after miketag left, Beergut, Beergut, Beergut, and on and on, ad infinitum.
"The only sport that should be cried over is tee ball."
- don't remember who said it, but I like it.
It is amusing how blatantly obvious your little brother complex is.
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted Scotch.
yeh but is Auburn gonna run crying to another conference because Alambama is kicking their ass?
Because being a Texas fan means never having to say you're sorry.
Aggy's biggest rival?
The second half.
We're going to play like we're in a bad mood.
by JoeT63 on Oct 4, 2011 9:20 PM CDT via iPhone app up reply actions 13 recs
This wins the comment of the day.
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by dimecoverage on Oct 4, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I know you are just trolling
But it got me interested. Either Texas or UO (get it????) has participated in 6 of the last ten national championships, whereas the iron bowl has only recently had national championship implications.
60% is that good?
But A&M had that 1939 championship. Does that figure in to any statistic?
I guess the SEC can add that to all their national titles.
SEC- Southern Evangelical Cheaters. Since Jesus didn't specifically mention cheating in football in the New Testament, they are good to go.
you forget.
when one SEC team wins a Title they ALL win a Title so by joining the SEC A&M automatically gets a share of all their Titles
formerly "Horns102591"
Never happen...
Alabama already claims it…
by BurntOrangeForever on Oct 4, 2011 6:55 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
That and 128 other national titles.
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And every one of 'em is legit! WAR EAGLE!!
Or whatever…lol
by BurntOrangeForever on Oct 4, 2011 7:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
1939 Wasn't really that long ago, I mean...
The last public execution in France was of Eugene Weidmann by the guillotine. Albert Einstein writes President Franklin Roosevelt about developing the Atomic Bomb. The independent republic of Czechoslovakia is dissolved. Regular television broadcasts began in the United States. Nazi Germany attacks Poland. Thailand Changes it’s Name From Siam. The Spanish Civil War ends. Aggies win National Championship. See, these events are still fresh in our minds.
Hook Em Horns!
by spinmonkey on Oct 4, 2011 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
When was the last time the winner of the RRS
Won the national title?
The Iron Bowl has effected the last two national chaionships.
Given 2008 and its early position in the season, saying the RRS effects the national championship picture is dubious.
by Beergut on Oct 4, 2011 10:06 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
the point is Texas and OU get to the game and compete for it
when was the last time A&M even sniffed a National Title?
formerly "Horns102591"
For God's sake, man...
at least wait until you’re (officially) in the G-damn conference before you start claiming ’Bama’s, Florida’s, LSU’s national titles as your own. Last time I looked, Aggie is still playing a Big XII schedule this football season.
I wouldn't get into a bowl game argument with an Aggie.
They’ve won two total bowl games in the last 20 years so they’ve had ample time to analyze other school’s accomplishments since they have none of their own.
by WreckerTex on Oct 4, 2011 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Q: Should we give the state of Oklahoma back to the Native Americans?
No…it wouldn’t be the nice thing to do…
What do you get when you drive by the OU Campus?
….a degree!
I will root for Alabama or Ohio State when they play the Chinese...maybe.

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