Near the end of last season, someone mercifully and hilariously went from player to player and wrote one of the funniest damned things I'd ever read...but I can neither recall WHO wrote it (Scipio maybe???) nor the title.  

There was a classic line about some players going over to Mack & Sally's house, and Kenny Vaccaro demonstrating a tad bit too much intensity by crashing two hall mirrors and a screen door just because he saw his "twin".  I was crying laughing so hard.  Anyone remember it...any authors claim it??  After today's, um, "game" I could use a good dark laugh....