"The Thanksgiving Song" (if Adam Sandler were a Longhorns fan)
by 54b on Nov 22, 2011 9:02 AM CST
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As we limp to the finish and lament the relative impotence of our offense, we hope the hate we feel in our hearts will gird our loins for one final dance with the Agronomists of Texas A&M...better known in the animal kingdom as, "The Ewe."
If there is any justice in this vast wasteland of conference infidelity, Texas will fittingly say goodbye to the Ags by putting over one more win and reminding our zealous neighbors once again that we're not their big brother, we're their daddy.
To mark the occasion, I think it only fitting that we revisit that BON tradition unliked more than any other.
Without any further do-do, I give you, perhaps for the final time...
(tears...of joy...after the jump)
"The Thanksgiving Song" (if Adam Sandler were a Longhorn)
Love to beat Aggies.
Love to beat A-a-a-gies!!!
Love to beat Aggies cause it's good
Love to beat Aggies like a good Horn should
'Cause they're Aggies....they whoop....how rude
The Aggies are bowl eligible after whipping KU,
But their offense still stinks, so does the Wrecking Crew
Love to beat those Aggies in College Station
Freshmen report to Fish camp for indoctrination
Aggies like to stand all game long
If lovin' sheep ain't right, they'd rather be wrong
Aggie-maggie moo and Aggie-maggie mat
A&M once had an LB whose name is Dat
Thanksgiving is a special night
If you yell TEXAS, I'll yell FIGHT
that's RIGHT
Aggies' have a head coach, Mike Sherman is his name,
Can't believe SEC-bound Ags say LHN is ALL to blame
Watching the game, drinking a Bud
Can't believe Old Sarge looks like Elmer Fudd
Offense, Defense, Texas just can't lose
Tony Jerod-Eddie pinched a Husker's butt and he got a bruise
Aggies on the run from dawn to early morn'
It'll never be over 'till Gabriel blows his horn
Beat those Aggies - put 'em 6 feet deep
Poor Aggies like to fornicate with their sheep
A&M's uniforms are maroon and white
Last week will be forgiven if Texas wins Thursday night
Oh, Aggies in the corps are called the noble men of Kyle
But they're about as close to real soldiers as Gomer Pyle
Gobble gobble goo and gobble gobble Gig'em
I don't like those Aggies and I hope we beat'em
Oh, Texas (used to) love to beat Aggies on Thanksgiving
Texas - 23
S-E-C-You-Never - 16
Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
54b
@longhorn54b
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score prediction.... 75-37 Texas +or- 5 for the good guys....
These anarchists are making us do CARDIO...
Just Joe Parker PERFECT score. Well done.
If a man is alone in the woods and he speaks, if no one hears him,,is he still wrong?
I predict the defense will score about 50 of those points. nt
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on Nov 22, 2011 7:02 PM CST up reply actions
God bless and Hook 'em, 54b ...
The thought of winning that last one in Collie Station is glorious. We can only hope … with a little O we can all be singing.
I will change my legal name to "I. M. Harsin" if Texas scores on a Statue of Liberty or Hook-and-Ladder vs. OU."
by Distributor of the Football on Nov 22, 2011 12:07 PM CST reply actions
23-16?
Is that your final prediction? Lol
According to Wikipedia You Don't Exist!
by horns1025 on Nov 22, 2011 12:26 PM CST via mobile reply actions
In roughly 60 hours we will be finished with aggy football. Thank God.
If a man is alone in the woods and he speaks, if no one hears him,,is he still wrong?
it will only be happy if we win
If we lose (God forbid for if there is anything resembling justice Texas will win) it’ll be a horrible day and I shall take out ny anger on a dead turket carcass
According to Wikipedia You Don't Exist!
by horns1025 on Nov 22, 2011 1:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
This is why God in Her Wisdom invented "the deer lease".
Guns are legal, encouraged even. You can post a target and shoot your frustration into oblivion.
If a man is alone in the woods and he speaks, if no one hears him,,is he still wrong?
id rather take the W. oh how sweet that would be
According to Wikipedia You Don't Exist!
by horns1025 on Nov 22, 2011 2:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Bravo!
This man approves!
Cut!
No. No. No, man.
You're making me fall asleep.
To death, bro! -Ghandi
On a more serious note
I too am happy that after Thursday we will no longer have to deal with the aggies. Just too sick and tired of them to even care about discussing them once that game is over. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Cut!
No. No. No, man.
You're making me fall asleep.
To death, bro! -Ghandi
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