Did Craig James Kill 5 Hookers while at SMU?
by Wrangler86 on Dec 20, 2011 6:44 PM CST
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EDSBS wants Answers-If the rumor that Craig James Killed 5 Hookers while at SMU is utterly false, why hasn't he publically denied it?
So, our good friends in the SEC at EDSBS set out on a mission to see if Craig James Killed 5 Hookers while at SMU. And, if he did not do it, why hasn't he publically denied it.
Of course, being the largest school in Texas you would think that we would have investigaged if Craig James Killed 5 Hookers while at SMU on our own. But, being the lazy Longhorns that we are we left that fun work to EDSBS.
I admit that I was suckered into the parallel world initiated by the SECers, because, after all, if anyone would know about Craig James killing 5 Hookers while at SMU it would be an SEC school. The only logical explanation I could find after searching the internet was that the rumor that Craig James Killed 5 Hookers is a good start to Craig James' political career aided by some savvy internet sports blogger. Has anyone else learned anything more about this and if Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU?
My intent is that no hookers are harmed in the reporting of my findings as to whether Craig James Killied 5 Hookers while at SMU or not.
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It is a plausible defense
If he was a serial hooker killer, surely Adam James wouldn’t be alive today.
We're Texas, We're not OK.
I don't think he killed them...
I think he locked them in a dark room after they banged their heads on the headboard and they were experiencing concussion like symptoms.
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by HornsRiverine on Dec 21, 2011 6:40 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU, allegedly.
Google Bombs are fun.
" Answers --Become Resources."
Without Questions, There are limited Resources...
On the Internet,
it is irresponsible to type that Craig James killed five hookers while at SMU without including the word, “allegedly.” It is irresponsible because we really don’t know whether Craig James killed five hookers while at SMU. The only thing we do know is that Craig James has not denied the allegations that Craig James killed five hookers while at SMU. #SEOPurposes #rememberthe5
by mnHorn on Dec 21, 2011 10:49 AM CST reply actions 4 recs
Isn't it more irresponsible that there has been no public denial
from Craig James as to whether or not he killed five hookers while at SMU?
IF there is a public denial that Craig James killed five hookers while at SMU I’m certain the first follow up question will be if he was not at SMU at the time, where was he when he killed five hookers, allegedly.
How can we find out if Craig James Killed Five Hookers while at SMU if he will not answer the voters’ questions?
We're Texas, We're not OK.
Were those 5 hookers
That Craig James allegedly killed male or female hookers? or both? Why hasnt James denied this in public yet, and when will the media do their job by asking Craig James if he actually killed those 5 hookers.
Didnt Craig James also kill a program with the initials S.M.U., and didnt Craig James also kill Mike Leach’s job?
Sounds like Craig James has a track record of killing, so maybe he did kill those 5 hookers.
I wonder how this will effect his Senate bid
Is allegedly killing 5 hookers viewed as malfeasance or a commitment to upholding strong family values?
@longhorn54b
by 54b on Dec 21, 2011 1:25 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
I'm not sure which way it will fall
I did watch his self-promoting video to see if he denied that Craig James Killed 5 Hookers, and he did not deny it. So, perhaps he is embracing it.
However, I was very upset to see him use a video clip of Longhorns and that really crosses the line. It is bad enough that he has not denied that Craig James Killed 5 hookers while at SMU, but I’ll be darned if I sit back and let him imply that Bevo or other Longhorns support him in any way, shape or form. Bevo is a lot smarter than that.
We're Texas, We're not OK.
Well...
There is no evidence supporting that he DIDN’T kill 5 hookers… sooo…
I guess Tempe will have to work.
by KratosWasASooner on Dec 21, 2011 4:49 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Does this look like a hooker killer?
Cut!
No. No. No, man.
You're making me fall asleep,
to death bro! -Ghandi
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I’ve never had such an overwhelming urge to deficate on somebody’s face in my life.
Seriously, fuck that guy.
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Texas Tech Alum
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Without Questions, There are limited Resources...
Beady eyes, no top lip
I’m pretty sure that fits the description of a serial hooker killer.
We're Texas, We're not OK.
I believe you're correct.
" Answers --Become Resources."
Without Questions, There are limited Resources...
GWB, Perry, Lamar Smith....
Welcome to the Mt. Rushmore of Texas politicians I loathe, Craig James. Enjoy the large, extra dry pretzels.
My source close to the program can beat up your source close to the program!
by burrito on Dec 22, 2011 11:06 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
I do wonder if Craig James Killed 5 Hookers during his time at SMU
Though there has been no direct proof that Craig James Killed 5 Hookers during his time at SMU, there has been much supposition on the topic. It is theoretically possible that Craig James Killed 5 Hookers during his time at SMU and even potentially plausible that Craig James Killed 5 Hookers during his time at SMU, but without some form of corroboration that Craig James Killed 5 Hookers during his time at SMU, it is only conjecture.
Surely if Craig James Killed 5 Hookers during his time at SMU, one of his political opponents would look into it. It is not like Leach would not have been curious whether Craig James Killed 5 Hookers during his time at SMU and used it during his lawsuit. This is Texas politics we are talking about. Someone is going to look into if Craig James Killed 5 Hookers during his time at SMU, just to make sure. Imagine the political outrage that would come about if after the fact that it is discovered that Craig James Killed 5 Hookers during his time at SMU. The political blackeye it would give Texas would be enormous. The investigation into whether Craig James Killed 5 Hookers during his time at SMU is just a matter to time from happening and then we will all know if Craig James Killed 5 Hookers during his time at SMU…
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by laxtonto on Dec 23, 2011 4:11 PM CST reply actions 9 recs
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