Ask A Golden Bear
by TwistNHook on Dec 4, 2011 11:34 PM CST
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PrintA lot of the NFL sites do this thing where a mod from one site goes to the rival site to answer questions for their readers. I thought we could try this here. I'm TwistNHook, "Marshawnthusiast" from CaliforniaGoldenBlogs, SBN's Cal site.
We're facing each other in the HBowl this year. So, I thought I could help answer all of your Cal-related questions. We've got some time before the game, so I'll be here every day or so to check in and answer your questions. Ask away!
And before you ask, yes, yes, I did consider answering every question with "FUCK YOU, MACK BROWN," but that seemed classless. Also, a one note joke that woulda gotten played REAL QUICK. I am your guest here, it's important to build trust. Trust is the most important currency we have in this world and I would never, ever want to do anything to ruin that trust. You can trust me, guys. Also, gals.
So, ask away. Good luck at the HBowl, but more than anything, GO BEARS!
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I’ve come down with carpal tunnel, so one of their key bloggers is day to day.
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So pretty much
They’re hurt in the areas that play most to Texas’ strengths. Well that’s nice to know.
TEXAS FIGHT
How are babies made?
Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men. - The Boondock Saints
Hey, I can actually use “FUCK MACK BROWN” for this one! And not be rude!
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by TwistNHook on Dec 4, 2011 11:55 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
So you admit that Mack Brown is responsible for life?
And, in effect, Mack brown is essentially God? Duly noted.
Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men. - The Boondock Saints
OBJECTION! Leading question, your honor.
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This is cross examination, counselor.
Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men. - The Boondock Saints
That’s not a question. I asked specifically for questions.
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I can haz cross examination?
Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men. - The Boondock Saints
Now, that’s a question!
Also, no.
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I am SO glad someone else has this figured out.
If a man is alone in the woods and he speaks, if no one hears him,,is he still wrong?
“It all started in 1978, when we were making out with Priests of the Temples of Syrinx playing in the background.”
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
The strange thing
Is you’re not the first person to make this type of comment TODAY.
Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men. - The Boondock Saints
You misspelled Neal Peart.
Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men. - The Boondock Saints
And I also misspelled Neil Peart
I’m up too late…
Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men. - The Boondock Saints
It's ok, Joe
You’re still my favorite Rush fan on the board.
One conference to rule them all. One conference to bore them.
One conference to annoy them all, and have ESPN whore them.
Good. I thought I was gonna have to send a gleaming alloy aircar after him.
(Different album…we still good?)
We're going to play like we're in a bad mood.
Moving Pictures, ftw.
One conference to rule them all. One conference to bore them.
One conference to annoy them all, and have ESPN whore them.
How many ‘Fountain of Lamneth’ references will I have to make to take the #1 spot?
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
Not sure you could actually take the top spot
But keep it up. I’m sure you could be his Counterpart.
One conference to rule them all. One conference to bore them.
One conference to annoy them all, and have ESPN whore them.
Do you consider Adam Duritz to be Cal's version of Matthew McConaughey?
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Well, I find Adam Duritz’ romantic comedies to be far, far better than McConaughey’s, BUT Duritz doesn’t look as good shirtless.
Or does he???
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Ah TwistNHook
I remember you coming around here when that whole conference realignment thing was going crazy and Texas to the Pac was imminent.
Welcome back mate.
Who on the Cal team should I be keeping my eye out for as I watch the games?
"Slammed that hoe on the counter like I just got 35 on the domino table!!"
Sherrod Harris
Happy to be here.
As for who you should keep your eye on, definitely Marvin Jones:
Look at that smooth skin, those gorgeous eyes, that luminescent smile. He is easily the most attractive player we have. You’ll definitely want to keep your eyes on him.
Otherwise, you’ll just be looking at uglier people. And who wants to do that?!??!?!?
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if an aggie writes a blog and nobody reads it...
is it still a blog?
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by horns1025 on Dec 5, 2011 1:31 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
Throwing your own feces at a computer screen does not a blog make. It would fail a threshold issue and whether its read by others is rendered, thus, meaningless.
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by TwistNHook on Dec 5, 2011 3:04 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
First time for everything, right?
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Trick question
I hear that Aggies can’t read or write.
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by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2011 11:23 AM CST up reply actions
If a USC Trojan and Stanford Cardinal were both trapped in a burning building
and you had time to save only one of them, would you purchase a vegan sandwich or attend an Evolving Gender Roles in Modern Literature Conference?
by BrooklynHorn on Dec 5, 2011 1:49 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
C: Try to put the fire out with an Oregon Duck.
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by TwistNHook on Dec 5, 2011 3:06 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
That's obviously a trick question
There are no Stanford fans.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 7, 2011 9:30 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
What crazy, hodepodge ethnicity is Zach Maynard?
My roommate and I were trying to figure that out tonight.
BEVO IS ANGRY!
I don’t see race. People tell me I’m Jewish and I can actually confirm that (more on that never), but for others it is difficult. I mean this is Obama’s post-racial America afterall.
But if I had to hazard a guess:
100% Armenian.
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You lost me at Obama’s post-racial America...
by Hook Em Horns on Dec 5, 2011 3:08 PM CST up reply actions
I won!
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These are some great questions, guys. I think I’m really helping you learn more about the Cal football team before the HBowl. Keep em coming!
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POM squad wins ,,any contest,,,any day.
If a man is alone in the woods and he speaks, if no one hears him,,is he still wrong?
Do you recruit any cheerleaders from this high school?
The pictures posted on MySpace.com looked like the latest installment of “Girls Gone Wild.” In them, cheerleaders from McKinney North High School in Texas exhibited all variety of bawdy behavior. One shot showed a bikini-clad girl sharing a bottle of booze with a friend. Another featured a cheerleader and several other girls in risqué poses offering glimpses of their panties. But the most infamous photo of all was taken in a Condoms To Go store. Five smiling cheerleaders dressed in uniform posed with large candles shaped like penises. At least one of them appeared to be simulating fellatio. “It would be an overstatement to describe any of the photographs as pornographic, but it would be an understatement to describe them as harmless high jinks,” wrote Harold Jones, a lawyer hired by the school district to investigate the incident. “Quite frankly, I personally found it ‘creepy’.” (Article continued below…)
Because, if so, I gotta give you guys the nod. Plus, Cal doesn’t have male cheerleaders. So, I think Texas would win.
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I have no idea whats happening here, but Im intensly interested in voting for whatever this is, yes.
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I wanted to vote
I attempted punching a hole into something, but I think I hurt myself.
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
Me. In a bare knuckling brawling match.
And I’d been working on my sweet 1800s style mustache, too!!!!
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What is the Left Coast's consensus opinion on...
… the all-Selective-Enforcement-Conference BCS Championship game?
OKState got FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED, but if OKState had made it to the Natty, all y’all woulda been somewhere else. Because the BigX12 teams woulda slotted up one.
So, secretly happy.
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Is this the greatest compliment I’ve ever received?
Yes
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I think I rather like this TwistNHook person.
Just don’t move here. Yet. Austin is quite full of rather likeable California runaways.
If a man is alone in the woods and he speaks, if no one hears him,,is he still wrong?
That’s not a question. However, let it be clear that there are no plans to ever leave the paradise that is the Bay. EAST BAY!
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Hard for me to picture Californians in Plano.
They sort of blend in here in Austin. I would imagine they stand out up there in hairspray heaven/hell.
If a man is alone in the woods and he speaks, if no one hears him,,is he still wrong?
Remember...
…my wife’s more an Orange County girl than a “California” Girl. She fits in very well in Dallas suburbia.
by Hopkins Horn on Dec 5, 2011 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
More like Red County, amirite??
No? I’ll shutup and continue eating my flack-seed bagel with tofu-egg for breakfast.
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
WTF is tofu-egg?
Pretty sure my Torchy’s brisket breakfast taco is much yummier.
If a man is alone in the woods and he speaks, if no one hears him,,is he still wrong?
I don’t think it really exists. I was just trying to think of the ‘hippy-est’ sounding thing to mention. I really had a sausage croissantwhich for breakfast.
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
I wouldn't last long in California
if tofu-eggs were required eating. I’ve lived in Texas for at least 118 years and I figure I’ll stay here another 118. If I can’t shoot it or grow it,,,there’s a good chance I’m not going to willingly eat much of it.
If a man is alone in the woods and he speaks, if no one hears him,,is he still wrong?
Well, you could always hunt the wild tofus. We have vast herds of them..
"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898
Aren’t they protected under the Free Healthcare For All Muslim Homosexuals Act?
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Doesn’t that only apply to Undocumented Muslim Homosexual Immigrant Tofus?
"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898
You don’t know the answer to this? And you call yourself a lawyer!
The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
Hey, Twist calls himself a lawyer!
"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898
Clearly he doesn’t specialize in Muslim Homosexual Immigrant Tofu Law…
The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
That’s weird because most of our California courts are Muslim Homosexual Immigrant Sharia Law courts.
Oddly enough,
I’ve been to the hippiest places both states have to offer, and despite most of Texas being extremely conservative, I think Austin beats the Bay Area.
"The only sport that should be cried over is tee ball."
- don't remember who said it, but I like it.
Only if they are married and have adopted at least 3 children from an American state not bordering any ocean.
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Trust me… lots and lots of Californians agree with you on Tofu… i just retched thinking about it.
The worse offender is Whole Foods with their counters filled with Tofu awfullness… and we know where Whole Foods is based….
They have really delicious chocolate cake,,,
If a man is alone in the woods and he speaks, if no one hears him,,is he still wrong?
I think they call 'em "Mushrooms"
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by run Bevo run on Dec 8, 2011 12:30 PM CST up reply actions
He reminds me
of a mediocre version of Hopkins Horn.
TEXAS FIGHT
by Darklust on Dec 9, 2011 9:08 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Wow. Just, wow.
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Twist would much rather be bad than mediocre.
"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898
Do you really have a bear?
(We bring a live cow to the game.)
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. If they get mad, you're a mile away AND you have their shoes.
We apparently did use to have a real live bear. But sometime in like the 1940s, it mauled some dude (or dudette!), so we switched to a dude in a bear suit.
Creepiest part is when he drinks anything, his mouth is right by the eye holes. So, he has like a little tube that goes into the eye of the bear costume. Must freak kids out SO MUCH!!
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it mauled some dude (or dudette!)
Bevo almost did that at the Baylor game in 2005. (One year after Mack Brown screwed you out of your Rose Bowl berth.) It was amazing to watch.
Yes, we do most things based on a new calendar. Instead of AD and BC, its BMBS and AMBS. Before Mack Brown Screwjob and After Mack Brown Srewjob.
So, that was in the great year of one!
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So the world won't end for another 2000 plus years by your calendar?
If a man is alone in the woods and he speaks, if no one hears him,,is he still wrong?
As if
Once we hit 1999 AMBS, Mack Brown will whine some more and be granted extra years.
by Hopkins Horn on Dec 5, 2011 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
Hook Em
Talk about scaring the kids: We also have a pantomime cow we call Hook Em. When the suit first came, it didn’t have the plastic eyes — just dark, empty sockets. Yikes.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. If they get mad, you're a mile away AND you have their shoes.
Hook Em is kinda creepy at first. He doesn’t bother me as much as the HEBuddy thing and the dancing pizza slice at the games. Costume mascots are just odd and creepy. The giant corn from Nebraska? The Stanford tree? Give me a live Bevo, a gorgeous black horse with masked rider, hell even a pretentious collie,,anyday.
If a man is alone in the woods and he speaks, if no one hears him,,is he still wrong?
Dancing pizza slice? What sort of black magic is this?!?!
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Dark empty sockets like the recesses of its soul?
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So can you explain the inherent irony...
…in the fact that the Aggies were terrified of joining the Pac-Whatever because they were scared shitless of road trips to left-wing meccas like Berkeley, but in terms of demonstrating an ability to harbor extreme, hate-filled grudges over ancient, non-existent slights involving the University of Texas, Cal fans are revealing themselves to be the Aggies Of The Pacific Coast?
That doesn’t seem anything like rain on your wedding day at all!
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It's more like winning the lottery and dying the next day...
…except we didn’t really die since we got to play in the Rose Bowl the VERY NEXT YEAR as well.
by Hopkins Horn on Dec 5, 2011 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
Did you just reference Alanis Morreset? (sp?0 ah, who gives a shit. Nobody liked her anyway.
Me: "Hunny, how much is our Wedding budget?"
Fiance`"No, You can't have Craig Way call our wedding.."
Me: "Damnit.."
Have you ever watched your team play in person in the Rose Bowl Game?
Because it’s AWESOME!
by Hopkins Horn on Dec 5, 2011 9:56 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Bwahahahahahaha
If a man is alone in the woods and he speaks, if no one hears him,,is he still wrong?
It IS , It IS AWESOME,,
It’s even more awesome when we get to bring home that pretty crystal football and we aren’t surrounded by aggybamians.
If a man is alone in the woods and he speaks, if no one hears him,,is he still wrong?
That confirms the rumors I have heard regarding this topic.
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by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2011 11:28 AM CST up reply actions
Its really not so hard
Hell, even TCU’s winning the damn thing these days. I don’t know what these Cal Bears are always complaining about.
So have you posted on the OU blog...
…to let them know that they get to play with you if their hotter, smarter, and all around awesomer friends from the south get to come along as well?
I’m a married man. I can’t be gallivating around with so many different blogs!!!!!! I hope my blogwife doesn’t see me here
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Tell me again why we didn't make the move to the Pac 300?
Road trip to Cal is just ever so slightly more appealing than road trip to Morgantown.
If a man is alone in the woods and he speaks, if no one hears him,,is he still wrong?
Change the logos on the helmuts and you can't tell the two teams apart
by Hopkins Horn on Dec 5, 2011 10:11 AM CST up reply actions
What about the former German Chancellor???
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by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2011 11:30 AM CST up reply actions
How do Morgantown’s Thai restaurants stack up with ours?
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quite literally, given the rate of spongiform encephalitis in squirrels... I hear.
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I live in Ohio
My road trip to Morgantown is 3.5 hours. I was rooting for Texas to the B1G.
Your honor, may I present Exhibit A in the “UNBELIEVABLY DUMBER THAN US” category:
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by TwistNHook on Dec 5, 2011 10:14 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Might possibly have to juggle holiday schedule and make this road trip,,,
Wasn’t originally planning on it,,,but,,,hmmmmm,,,,might be fun to see Bevo stomp a guy with a weird eye in a bear suit,,,
If a man is alone in the woods and he speaks, if no one hears him,,is he still wrong?
I notice that you have a particularly awesome sig line. Are you concerned that winter is coming?
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted Scotch.
No, I’ve got a good jacket.
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Got married, passed the bar, etc. It's been a busy fall.
Glad to see you still have that awesome sig.
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted Scotch.
in your opinion
Which band plays the best version of Wabash Cannonball? Texas or KSU?
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by horns1025 on Dec 5, 2011 3:10 PM CST via mobile reply actions
duh...There is ONLY one version,,and it involves Texas Pom Squad,,,
Right?
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Does that say Texas Porn Squad?
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I have less than no idea what you are referring to, but will say KSU just bc why not
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They score a touchdown against USC.
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Trick question!
The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 7, 2011 12:43 PM CST up reply actions
Are Cal tailgates distinguishable from the farmer's market?
Also, can you send me some blue bottle coffee? Thanks.
"The only sport that should be cried over is tee ball."
- don't remember who said it, but I like it.
Dude, cal tailgates are chill like pho. This is, BY FAR, the most serious answer I’ve given in this thread. They are all in parking lots, I love it. I’d put my tailgate up against any one in the country for awesomeness.
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We had Joe Montana tailgating next to us last year. I thought Twist was giving me his usual BS when he told me this when I arrived, but it was actually true.
"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898
IM NOT A CREEPY STALKER!
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Joe Montana uses a straw?!!
It truly is a world without heroes.
We're going to play like we're in a bad mood.
Yeah, but only so he can do the one-handed straw-guide
And with his THROWING hand, no less.
We're going to play like we're in a bad mood.
Joe wasn't in the shower...
and you weren’t in his bushes, so I think this is less than creepy. Although, I’m not convinced you don’t have that picture somewhere on your smartphone.
"The only sport that should be cried over is tee ball."
- don't remember who said it, but I like it.
Is your screename
A reference to your regrettable weekend with captain hook?
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BEASTMODE
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A young Sofia Loren
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I would also add
Is California’s Mexican food inferior or substantially inferior to Texas’?
One conference to rule them all. One conference to bore them.
One conference to annoy them all, and have ESPN whore them.
See below
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The answer to this question is clearly...
No.
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by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2011 11:41 AM CST up reply actions
I can’t taste food. People tell me food is delicious, but as an undead vampire, I drink solely the blood of the wicked.
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Please get that Twilight shit out of here
It will not serve you well in these parts. :-)
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One conference to annoy them all, and have ESPN whore them.
How do you know it’s not True Blood shit?
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Prior posting history?
One conference to rule them all. One conference to bore them.
One conference to annoy them all, and have ESPN whore them.
You’ve defeated me at the game of life.
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awww,,,
I happen to like the idea of an undead, blood sucking vampire blogger with a sense of humor. Sure beats some of the brain dead trolls and lurkers we have dropping in occasionally,,you should go nibble some of them,,would be like Thanksgiving for you.
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Beergut tastes NAST-Y!
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It serves him poorly at the Cal blog as well.
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by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2011 11:33 AM CST up reply actions
Why can’t it be both?
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Championship in what?
If they are now awarding a championship in douchebaggery the ags have already clinched the title. If you are wondering about them winning a championship in football,,,BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
If a man is alone in the woods and he speaks, if no one hears him,,is he still wrong?
Aren't there brothers on your team that don't have the same last names?
What’s up with that?
Because we're Texas and we're evil. DUH.
It doesn’t matter anymore as everybody is legally changing their last name to FUCKMACKBROWN (sorry I couldn’t resist, I’m not a good person at heart).
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do you have a QB and WR who are roommates?
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by horns1025 on Dec 6, 2011 3:01 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Not sure. I’m stalking most of the DLine right now. I’m scheduled to be in the QBs bushes sometime next week, so I’ll report back.
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If our band takes the field before the game is over,
do you promise to take a knee?
We're going to play like we're in a bad mood.
Yes. But I don’t play on special teams.
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Why do Cal fans conveniently ignore Aaron Rodgers...
bitch-like behavior in 2004 and instead harp on Mack Brown for supporting his own team?
Is Cal the West Coast Aggy? According to some Stanford alums, they are.
According to some Texas A & M alums, you, Hippie Killer, personally killed Baby Jesus.
Why did you do that, Hippie Killer?
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According to some Stanford alums
How could you possibly know that? This is what all stanfurd alums sound like.
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by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2011 11:35 AM CST up reply actions
We really hate the 2nd commandment. That’s why!
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What does Jack Nicklaus have to do with football anyway?
See ya later, alligator and sheep-mater.
He’s our starting fullback.
You guys have a geriatric at QB, we thought we should just return the favor!
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Jack certainly had the build of a fullback, but I think he used up his eligibility at Ohio State. NCAA investigation to follow.
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by Paleface Horn on Dec 7, 2011 9:58 AM CST up reply actions
Have you noticed any sweet tattoos he has?
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No. He likes it dark when we're together.
See ya later, alligator and sheep-mater.
by Paleface Horn on Dec 7, 2011 10:32 AM CST up reply actions
P.S.: You must be thinking of Okie State re: the geriatric QB,
unless you consider a 19-year old sophomore to be a geriatric. If you do, you write pretty well for an 8-year old. You may want to have someone else help with the bowl game scouting report, however.
See ya later, alligator and sheep-mater.
by Paleface Horn on Dec 7, 2011 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
Sadly, I write terribly for a 30 year old. And even worse for an 8 year old!
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if texas wins will you change your name to TwistNHook'em?
by ibleedburntorange49-9 on Dec 7, 2011 11:38 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
What would I win if Cal wins?
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how about
ibleedblueandgold25-20
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by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2011 11:51 AM CST up reply actions
ok heres a tough one
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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by horns1025 on Dec 7, 2011 11:57 AM CST via mobile reply actions
Based on the Oregon State record this year, not much. Not much at all.
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well played sir well played
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by horns1025 on Dec 7, 2011 12:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
What's the best way to enjoy a meaningless bowl game between two mediocre teams?
We’re not really that used to this. Given your ample experience, any ways to make it more enjoyable?
Weird, I was just going to ask you the same thing since
you have twice as many Holiday Bowl appearances as we do… I mean you OWNED the Holiday last decade…
Yup
Four Holiday Bowl Appearances through the 2000s. You sure got us there.
May I proffer an additional exhibit? 4 BCS appearances in that same time period, with a record of 3-1 in said BCS games, including a National Championship (won in the Rose Bowl), and a Rose Bowl win?
One conference to rule them all. One conference to bore them.
One conference to annoy them all, and have ESPN whore them.
The ROSE BOWL?
Are you sure we played in the ROSE BOWL? I thought it was just some random BCS game? The ROSE BOWL? Surely you can’t be talking about THE ROSE BOWL? Nah, there’s no way we could have played in the the ROSE BOWL? You’re saying we played in the ROSE BOWL twice in a row? Wow. I sure to love the ROSE BOWL!
One conference to rule them all. One conference to bore them.
One conference to annoy them all, and have ESPN whore them.
See we agree...
When someone says “Holiday Bowl” most people think “who will Texas be playing this year?”
Fixed
When someone says "Holiday Bowl" most people think "who will Texas be playing this year since they didn’t qualify for a BCS game like the RoSe Bowl as they often do?"
The same thing you do pretty much every day living in Texas?
The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
The same thing you do pretty much every day living in Texas?
You mean thank God Almighty that I’m back in the Promised Land after being exiled for two years in the Golden State?
(And let’s discuss that “Golden State” thing for a minute. My wife explained it’s named that because the hills are “golden.” They’re not “golden.” They’re “poop brown.” I recognize, though that the “Poop Brown State” probably doesn’t work very well for marketing purposes.)
Right now all bowl games are meaningless except for the National Championship game.
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YOU’RE MEANINGLESS!
"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898
Texas must be one epic hellhole for you to think anything associated with Fresno has a nice ring to it :)
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by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2011 1:57 PM CST up reply actions
Actually, I just returned from two years in California...
…and with that experience, I think I know an “epic hellhole” when I see it! :)
…so, you were in Fresno?
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by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2011 2:03 PM CST up reply actions
Is there a Whataburger near the new abode?
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YES YES YES A MILLION TIMES YES!
by Hopkins Horn on Dec 7, 2011 8:15 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Not as often as one might imagine
But it’s there whenever I want it, and that’s the important thing.
by Hopkins Horn on Dec 7, 2011 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
Metallica when the lead singer in Megadeath was in there
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Didn't we just play the Bears?
See ya later, alligator and sheep-mater.
Those were non-Golden.
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They may not have been golden,
but they were definitely money, in more than one way.
See ya later, alligator and sheep-mater.
by Paleface Horn on Dec 7, 2011 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
After brief Internet research,
I have concluded there are black bears and brown bears, but no golden bears. Maybe the Golden Bears are like the mythical Golden State. And if we’re not talking about real bears, but just colors, shouldn’t Cal be the Blue Bears? Why do people from California have to make things so confusing?
See ya later, alligator and sheep-mater.
by Paleface Horn on Dec 7, 2011 4:42 PM CST up reply actions
The California Golden Bear is an extinct sub-species of brown bear, once prevalent in the state of California.
(And no, I’m not an A&M aggy, I’m a UC Davis Aggie.)
I used to go to parties at UC-Davis, so I approve this message.
We're going to play like we're in a bad mood.
Dude, baaaaaaaaaa means no!
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I will not confirm nor deny...but Davis Aggies is way mo betta than College Station Aggies.
We're going to play like we're in a bad mood.
One of them was VERY golden. Heisman Golden.
If a man is alone in the woods and he speaks, if no one hears him,,is he still wrong?
Is it because you're confined to a 200-sqft $1,900-per-month efficiency
that you Silicon Valley types are trying to rid the world of real books?
Thank you!
The internet just doesn’t smell as good as Barnes and Noble.
"The only sport that should be cried over is tee ball."
- don't remember who said it, but I like it.
we buy books, just from stores you wouldn’t have heard of.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
Ever heard of Book People? Didn't think so.
"The only sport that should be cried over is tee ball."
- don't remember who said it, but I like it.
See we have obscure book stores that aren't mega chains, too.
"The only sport that should be cried over is tee ball."
- don't remember who said it, but I like it.
Like Wal-Mart?
See ya later, alligator and sheep-mater.
by Paleface Horn on Dec 8, 2011 11:41 AM CST up reply actions
I thought Planned Parenthood gave you them for free
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by run Bevo run on Dec 8, 2011 12:38 PM CST up reply actions
Hey, DON’T BLAME US for this one!!!
The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
That can't be right
Because if space was the reason for getting rid of books, Aggies wouldn’t be burning them.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
No. I just hate information. Always have. Always will.
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So what kind of crazy tradition does your school/team have when you win?
Tech dismantles their stadium, West Virginia burns couches, we flip a switch and light The Tower in burnt orange. What do y’all do?
If a man is alone in the woods and he speaks, if no one hears him,,is he still wrong?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DSRsieiGWg&feature=endscreen&NR=1
If a man is alone in the woods and he speaks, if no one hears him,,is he still wrong?
i dont think Texas has ripped down a goal post since Darrell Royal snapped OU's win streak over us back in the 50s
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I think if we ever beat the purple people it might just be warranted.
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WOULD RATHER DO MY TAXES
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We file income tax returns with shady numbers regarding the square footage of home offices. GO BEARS!
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Twist? The IRS just called for you.
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I PAID TAXES ON ALL THOSE GAME SHOW WINNINGS, I TELL YOU!
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believe it or not, they are east of every other Division 1 school in the state of California, Oregon and Washington! Bet that’s a bar bet you would lose ;-)
Not really
I was raised in Santa Barbara, whose beaches face due South, which tends to blow everyone’s mind. Another is the fact that Reno is farther West than Los Angeles.
I know from my photography...
…that San Diego is the second most eastern county seat in the state, only west of El Centro in Imperial County.
by Hopkins Horn on Dec 7, 2011 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
Well, a frat was running an enormous cocaine ring, which I’ve heard is an upper-class East Coast drug…
The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
More, I think.
Don’t they lose badly when playing in West Coast bowl games or against West Coast teams (e.g., MNC vs. USC)?
See ya later, alligator and sheep-mater.
by Paleface Horn on Dec 8, 2011 6:56 AM CST up reply actions
I think this year ,,,they blow
If a man is alone in the woods and he speaks, if no one hears him,,is he still wrong?
How soon can these guys play?
Can Hawkins and Moore play in the Holiday Bowl? Would Cryst have to sit out a year? I,,am,,so,,jacked.
See ya later, alligator and sheep-mater.
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