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Mack Brown was hospitalized when he passed out watching Garrett Gilbert complete a pass located...

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Mack Brown was hospitalized when he passed out watching Garrett Gilbert complete a pass located several yards downfield in spring practice, but avoided injury by falling onto Dan Beebe, Big 12 commissioner and Brown manservant. "I'm happy to be concussed in the name of helping Mr. Brown anytime," said Mr. Beebe, who lives in a spacious shed located behind Brown's house and is at his side 24/7. "A concussion is a small price to pay to be in the company of Coach Brown," who was given a lollipop and a gift certificate to Vince Young's Steakhouse in exchange for his sacrifice."

Spancer Hall, making funnies over at the mothership. Also known as completely made up lessons from spring football. Go. Read. Laugh.