File this in "Things I Wish To Unsee." Take it away, Spencer: "Awkward tried to cover this but sprained its ankle in the process of trying to describe it, and will be out of use for at least two weeks. At eleven minutes plus of flashmobbing we really can't use that term. How about "strobe mob meets hostage situation?" That starts to cover it, but as with all atrocities words sort of bounce off of the horror of the thing. Maybe the best response is silence, a quick identification and punishment of those involved, and then asking the relevant gods for forgiveness for what has just happened."