It's done. Finally. Goodbye drama queens. And good riddance. We should have kicked your asses out a long time ago.
Also found the release's "Texas A&M at a glance" section highly amusing. Looks like it was put together by $Bill:
"Recognized as Home of the 12th Man, where students stand during football games to show support for the team – and for fellow Aggies – a personification of the Aggie Spirit."