This week's Pro BONo ad brought to you by the makers of "Vitaminzyte B12 - The secret to Natural Conference Enhancement.
by dimecoverage on Sep 22, 2011 4:40 PM CDT
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Sure, being 8 or 9 deep seems like it would be big enough, but to all those network executive whores, it’s just the tip. But don’t worry, with Vitaminzyte B-XII, you‘ll see immediate results. In fact, in some cases, we’ve seen the size of a conference almost double over night.
Don’t spend another sleepless season wondering if the insecure teams in your conference are out flirting with other commissioners. Because guess what, they are.
Call to get your free trial supply of Vitaminzyte B-XII today.
Legal: Not for use by non-AQ conferences (or the Big East). Side effects include nausea, diarrhea, low network distribution, removal of conference commissioner and in some rare cases, law suits from bitter Baptists.
Formerly endorsed by Dan Beebe.
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"A&M has had every opportunity over the past 50 years to emerge from Texas' shadow, and failed." - Jean-Jacques Taylor
Well done!
"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat."
by MexicanTitanFreak on Sep 22, 2011 4:47 PM CDT reply actions
There were others, but this one just fit.
Never pass up an opportunity to make fun of a Stoops.
SEC- Southern Evangelical Cheaters. Since Jesus didn't specifically mention cheating in football in the New Testament, they are good to go.
by dimecoverage on Sep 22, 2011 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions
There were others, but this one just fit.
That’s what she said, Bob.
by The Mack Attack on Sep 22, 2011 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions
This. Is. Awesome.
He looks a lot like the guy in the Enzyte commercials. Its kinda creepy how much he resembles him.. lol
Manny Diaz will take your lunch...and eat it too...
That’s why it was chosen.
SEC- Southern Evangelical Cheaters. Since Jesus didn't specifically mention cheating in football in the New Testament, they are good to go.
by dimecoverage on Sep 22, 2011 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I just never realized how much they look a like until this. Lol, Great stuff. As always
Manny Diaz will take your lunch...and eat it too...
It's working...
Hearing that Mizzou is holding a presser in an hour or so to announce they are STAYING in the Big 12.
Thanks to 54B for the ad copy and creative idea.
This was a joint effort.
SEC- Southern Evangelical Cheaters. Since Jesus didn't specifically mention cheating in football in the New Testament, they are good to go.
Mainly 54B’s joint. I just added the graphic work.
That sounds dirty, doesn’t it?
SEC- Southern Evangelical Cheaters. Since Jesus didn't specifically mention cheating in football in the New Testament, they are good to go.
by dimecoverage on Sep 22, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Joe Parker is that funny or what!!
Fantastic. It is actually a good picture of Big Game Bob. He’s gotten a bit chubby and his lower lip somehow manages to pout enough to reach his weak chin nowadays.
A&M: Go, Ready,Set.....
Well, here it is.
Ding dong, the witch is dead. Thank you for you service, Mr. Beebe. You did a lot of good for this and, I certainly am appreciative. I wish you the best in your future endeavors, but it was time to part ways.
If you watch "The Lord of the Rings" backwards it's about this little dude that finds a really cool ring in a volcano and spends the rest of the three movies walking home.
*This conference.
If you watch "The Lord of the Rings" backwards it's about this little dude that finds a really cool ring in a volcano and spends the rest of the three movies walking home.
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