So I know the whole TFLN shtick belongs to somebody else, but since it didn't get posted last week and I need my fix, I thought I'd throw one up here for your consumption.

First, and best, was between me and an aggie friend currently living in Colorado.

(aggie): Tough loss yesterday, Ags, but BTHO Arkansas!

(me:) I hear "BTHO" has been updated to "Bend The Hell Over (for)" in honor of your new conference home.

(aggie): That was a mass text...didn't mean to include you.

(me:) No kidding, dumbass. I think the meaning of "GTFO" remains the same.

We are not close friends.

My dad and I went back and forth during the aggie/OSU game:

(me): Neither one of these teams looks all that impressive.

(dad): Just turned the game on with OSU up 24-20.

(me): You should rewind and watch. 20-3 aggie at halftime. All OSU since. aggie El Foldo in full bloom.

(dad): Aggies look gassed. Faking injuries to slow down the OSU hurry-up offense

(me): Holy crap. This meltdown is epic..

(dad): Crowd chanting "Big 12"

What about you, fellow BONizens...how was your off-week banter?