So I know the whole TFLN shtick belongs to somebody else, but since it didn't get posted last week and I need my fix, I thought I'd throw one up here for your consumption.
First, and best, was between me and an aggie friend currently living in Colorado.
(aggie): Tough loss yesterday, Ags, but BTHO Arkansas!
(me:) I hear "BTHO" has been updated to "Bend The Hell Over (for)" in honor of your new conference home.
(aggie): That was a mass text...didn't mean to include you.
(me:) No kidding, dumbass. I think the meaning of "GTFO" remains the same.
We are not close friends.
My dad and I went back and forth during the aggie/OSU game:
(me): Neither one of these teams looks all that impressive.
(dad): Just turned the game on with OSU up 24-20.
(me): You should rewind and watch. 20-3 aggie at halftime. All OSU since. aggie El Foldo in full bloom.
(dad): Aggies look gassed. Faking injuries to slow down the OSU hurry-up offense
(me): Holy crap. This meltdown is epic..
(dad): Crowd chanting "Big 12"
What about you, fellow BONizens...how was your off-week banter?