…thought it only read SEC, not $EC…
rice band, hats off to you!

If you couldn’t make out all that was said (which I had a hard time at parts because it was loud in my section), or they didn’t show the whole show on the broadcast, here’s the script, from the MOB website. It’s hilarious.

Also, saw this funny tweet: Rice MOB Dir.: We like playing in Austin…theUT crowd is smart enough to get the jokes and self-confident enough not to be offended by them

The IQ of the BIG 12 and the SEC will rise once TAMU leaves.

Announcer:
Speaking of Aggies, there’s Texas Governor – A-and-M alumnus – Rick Perry. He looks like he needs a little direction. Okay, God, tell him. [long pause]

No? All right, everyone, let’s try this:
Simon says, touch your ear.

MOB:
All touch their ear.

Announcer:
Simon says, jump up and down.

MOB:
All jump up and down while touching their ear.

Announcer:
Now run for President!

Field Action:
Rick Perry look-alike dashes toward a Barack Obama look-alike.

Announcer:
Nuh-uh! Simon didn’t say!

So, the next time you go to the polls, ask yourself: is your candidate smarter than an Aggie?

Formation:
Outline of The State of Texas

Music:
School’s Out (for Summer)

Field Action:
After Perry flunks out from Simon Says, members of the press attempt to interview Obama with Perry attempting to steal the show every chance he gets.

Satan watches, amused, eating from an over-sized bucket of popcorn.

Nicely done.