It's absolutely amazing! I can't believe that anyone would have ever believed those drug dealers on the team that were arrested... saying things like "82 people failed that test" and "It's not a big deal. 60 people failed, what can they do?"... OBVIOUSLY they were high when they were just randomly speculating on the amount of their social circle who participates in drug use.

According to the Fort Worth Star Telegram, only 5 players tested positive. Also, 11 had trace amounts... meaning? What? They were NEAR drugs for a minute?

So, let me get this straight...

4% of your football team was just arrested for felony DISTRIBUTION of narcotics

Those players (you know, the ones who SOLD DOPE) said they could only think of 20 or so players that would pee clean.

They made these statements in the midst of causal conversation, not a plea bargain or anything

2 of them made separate remarks to 2 different people stating basically the same thing

The problem is so bad that TCU has RECRUITS telling the coaches they won't be going because of it

And on this random drug test that happens on the 16 days ago... 5 players test positive, 4 of which have already been arrested for felony DISTRIBUTION of narcotics, 11 players have trace amounts, and TCU has decided not to release the test results.

Wow.

It's a miracle. Thank god Patterson runs such a tight ship.