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GTFO Aggies: A Tale From A Church Auction!

I am here to tell you a story of how desperate Aggies are to beat UT in anything, and I mean anything. So my church was having a silent auction and what else is for sale but a UT and A&m Pillow pet. So my pastor being a savvy man from the University of Texas knowing a good bunch of the congregation are Aggies proposes a contest to see which pillow pet will sell for more the UT one or the Aggie one. The face value price of the pillow pets were about $30 dollars apiece more or less, so what do the Aggies do being power hungry and starved just to beat UT at a church silent auction stuffed animal bidding. Some crazy Aggy bid $180 for the stuffed animal while the UT one went for $25. Of course the UT people clapped while the AGGIEs whooped and went crazy. My pastor comes up to the mic laughing like crazy when one of the Aggies asked why he was laughing and my pastor replied: " All you have to do to make Aggies crazy is to say you have a chance to beat UT and he will go rabid and spend his grocery money on a stuffed animal".

Everyone got a good laugh about it except the bonehead who spent $180 on a stuffed animal.

Bottom Line: GTFO AGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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