AUSTIN, TX - NOVEMBER 5: Quarterback David Ash #14 of the Texas Longhorns breaks away for a long second quarter rush against the Texas Tech Red Raiders on November 5, 2011 at Darrell K. Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium in Austin, Texas. Texas beat Texas Tech 52-20. (Photo by Erich Schlegel/Getty Images)
The countdown until the Texas Longhorns open the season at DKR against Wyoming is now at 14 days, give or take a few hours, depending on when the kickoff actually happens, which hasn't yet been announced.
However, given that the game is on that network that no one has, it will probably be in the evening.
And sorry for mentioning that network, as this is supposed to be a happy post. 14 days 'til football, y'all.
This calls for some celebration! /cracks cold adult beverage