A slow work day allowed my mind to wander...
Baylor: Oh no I can do that. I'm only religious when my parents ask.
Iowa State: Wanna play Iowa corn-hole?
Kansas State: Everything is purple.... every...thing.
Kansas: Charlie Weis is not indicative of my looks.
Oklahoma: I'll steal your heart like I stole the land for my campus.
Oklahoma State: Up for a Poke?
Texas: Do I have to say it?.... Longhorns
Texas Tech: Kliff Kingsbury IS indicative of my looks.
TCU: I don't know what to put here. I am used to strong defense. Going on the offensive isn't really my thing.
West Virginia: Indecipherable mountain babble followed by a literal shotgun wedding.