Moderately Disturbing Picture Of The Day

What about the girl tucked under Bevo's arm on the right? She has an absolutely cult-like stare going on. Did David Koresh reincarnate, steal a Bevo suit, and start working the UT pom squad? Why does this girl look like she's under some serious mental programming?

I may have to take this photo down. I'm getting more and more confused by the second.

PB

Take it Down!!!!

Commentary...

The girl on the left is most likely projecting years of neglect by an emotionally unavailable father figure onto our unsuspecting mascot. She also reminds me of every disenchanted teenager who has been forced to go to Disney World with career-minded parents who are trying to make up for all the years of latch-key martyrdom.

The girl in the middle is obviously trying to escape a verbally abusive relationship brought on because her father forbid her from dating the rebel without a clue from across the tracks who thinks he's a bad ass because he spent his last 7 paychecks from his job at Best Buy pimping out his mom's Mazda RX7. In an attempt to separate his daughter from her future wife-beater boyfriend, the father got her in to UT hoping the distance would do the trick. But the deadbeat boyfriend still drives down to Austin every weekend to show the girl who her real "daddy" is (which usually includes 3 minutes of sex followed by 22 uninterrupted hours of Halo on the PlayStation he ripped off at his job.

Lastly, the girl on the far right is basically your garden-variety whore. There is no doubt she has slept with half the band, experimented with her roommate and is looking to add our not-so innocent mascot to her list of sexually-deviant behavior. Within the next six months, she will develop a drug habit, drop out and start dancing around a pole for dollars, guaranteed.

As for the pimple-faced geek with a serious woody under that mascot outfit, he's harmless.

Could be wrong, but I call it like I see it.  

So the main point, is that if it is a girl under that mask then we have one helluva a lesbian festival here.  or as the 54B says, a geek with a woody.  I like to think it is the chic that had a little to much body and no rythm to make the pom squad.

I am definitely questioning the reach around groping from the girl behind bevo...

Also, I can buy the theory that the person under the Bevo mascot is either:

A) An Information Services major irepparably soiling the costume beyond repair

or

B) A chubby Pom girl who got kicked off the squad for making far too many midnight Taco Cabana Chips y queso runs but desperately needs the Pom affiliation to maintain her $500/semester Pell grant

Regardless, there is a cordial invitation to the Plushies and Furries party at Antones for everyone involved.