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EDSBS Radio Premier Tonight - PB To Co-Host, Appear Lame Next To Orson

Every Day Should Be Saturday is launching an hour long internet radio program for the first time tonight and I've foolishly agreed to be Orson's co-host for the action. The show premiers tonight on the prestigious Blog Talk Radio Network. (By prestigious, I mean 'not yet defunct.')

The fun part of the show is that listeners can call in live. Orson's got all the details at EDSBS. The show broadcasts tonight from 7:00 - 8:00 p.m. CT. We'll be chatting about college football and hope you'll join in the fun.  Orson will play the role of Jerry Seinfeld. I think my best comp might be Carrot Top. Proceed with caution.

--PB--

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Nice Job
Nice job last night. Very entertaining once the technical difficulties were out of the way.

by JohnnyArr on Feb 28, 2007 7:27 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

yea it was intresting to hear
the DawgSports guy.  He sounded just like I imagined he does.
Street level

by UT2001 on Feb 28, 2007 8:17 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

the drugtrial.com adverstisement
was damn funny.  as Carrot Top, you are selling yourself short.
Crystal Balls

by MMHorns on Feb 28, 2007 11:53 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Thanks
I botched the delivery a bit, and cut the ad short.

Here's the full text of the ad as I wrote it originally:

If you're anything like me, you're probably one impatient guy. You hate waiting in lines, go nuts when your internet connection acts up, and promptly burn any recipe that doesn't include the phrase, "Set the microwave power setting to. . . "

Well, if you're still with me, then you're probably not the world's biggest fan of the Food And Drug Administration, either. With all the testing and red tape and hyper-investigations for potential side effects, useful drugs sit in laboratories while regular Joes like you and me continue to suffer needlessly through the continued trauma of curable ailments.

Most folks don't realize it, but functional drugs have been shelved for years that could be out on the market helping us with every day ailments like tennis elbow, drinker's diarrhea, morning wood, and AIDS.

Fortunately, those days are behind us. Despite what the New York Times would have you believe, there's a lot more good than bad coming from Mexico's steady decline into anarchy. And I'm not just talking about a free fall in the price of cocaine and extra kidneys.

No, there's more. Libertarians and entrepreneurs across North America have pounced on this unique opportunity to test principles of true market freedom, and the results are more than encouraging.

They're practical.

And today we're pleased to announce the North America launch of DrugTrial.com, a new venture in online pharmaceutical distribution that promises to revolutionize the way customers deal with long-standing ailments that the FDA doesn't want you to cure. I've been using DrugTrial.com for two months now, and have already taken advantage of their offers on FDA-banned drugs combatting ailments like congenital shrinkage and sweaty buttocks.

Are there increased risks of side effects? Well, sure. Like anything else worthwhile in life, you have to give a little to get a little. But let's face it: isn't nausea, brain hemorraghing, and violent diarrhea a potential side effect of -every- drug on the market these days? Does it REALLY matter if the risk of crapping your spleen is 20 percent and not 5? I'm no mathematician, but I'll take those odds, thank you very much.

So, loyal listeners, the next time you find yourself sitting around thinking, "Why haven't they created a drug to combat this particular ailment I'm dealing with?" - ask yourself, "Have I checked DrugTrial.com yet?"

Odds are, someone in Mexico's been working overtime with you in mind. Check it out today at www.DrugTrial.com

--PB--

by Peter Bean on Feb 28, 2007 11:57 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

cut the ad short?
I thought it was way too long.  Funny, but too long.

by the other Andrew on Feb 28, 2007 12:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I was trying to cut it short
And wound up stumbling a bit.

It was waaay too long.  But I didn't have time before the show to cut it down to something workable.

Shrug.

--PB--

by Peter Bean on Feb 28, 2007 12:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

oh, and
one line I bet you want back, "Ryan Mallet, there's one guy, with his shirt off, that I'd like to have"

by the other Andrew on Feb 28, 2007 12:08 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

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