Aggie Recruiting
by Shake on Jul 26, 2007 11:54 AM CDT
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PrintTexas A&M has just announced that they will immediately offer one of the football team's full scholarships to this aspiring Aggie, and are requesting that the courts release a copy of the game tape for review. The university and team are still discussing how to best utilize such a raw talent, and have not concluded whether he should be on the actual team or a beloved Yell Leader instead. A decision is expected soon.
Footnotes:
- The majority of the above story is fiction (as far as I know).
- Sadly, the sickest part is absolutely true.
- Trash talk is fun, and filler is needed for the next 6 weeks.
- Kellen Heard is jealous of Roger Henderson II.
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that gave me a good laugh
I was expecting a killer HS football youtube highlight video
by meega on Jul 26, 2007 3:27 PM CDT reply actions
I heard that UT was recruiting Lindsay Lohan
since she has already learned to say "the drugs you found on me weren't mine."
Trash talk is fun.
by YouDontKnowMe on Jul 26, 2007 3:40 PM CDT reply actions
not much of a cut down
even in her current state, still more attractive than livestock.
And we all know that
same-sex relations are what really get y'all going.
by YouDontKnowMe on Jul 26, 2007 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Thats ok
We will take the occasional drug user and homosexual, you just keep that monopoly on the sheep fuckers.
LOL
what's wrong
with liking the girl on girl action?
can we all agree...
this guy is terrible at trash-talking?
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