More Bad News For USC

by PB @ BON on Apr 26, 2006 9:08 PM CDT in Football Comment 18 comments

My goodness. A bad week for USC, that's for sure. First Reggie-Gate, and now this. (Hat Tip: CFR)

A USC female student is accusing Trojan quarterback Mark Sanchez of sexual assault and an investigation is ongoing. Not a lot of good news coming out of Southern California for the Trojans these days.

UPDATE: My cousin asked me, poignantly, I thought, "Come on, he's going to play for one of the top football programs at the most important positions and he has to sexually assault a woman to get a little ass?"

I wanted to show him that Sanchez isn't, um, the most gifted guy in the world when it comes to looks. One Google search later and I was (and really, folks, the real world is just funnier than fiction)... directed to our favorite USC blogger! And -this- was the lead photo on the blog...

You just can't make this stuff up.

Oh how the mighty are falling...

--PB--

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Damn it!

You got this in like nano-seconds before my diary.

Anyway, I guess this takes a little of the luster off the USC glory days.

Wow! Thats all I can say. I can't believe how far they are falling grace right now.

Walker, Texas Ranger -- C.D. Parker: And how are you doing, little partner? Lucas Simms: Walker told me I have AIDS.

by EYESofBEVO on Apr 26, 2006 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Falling?

How about fallen.

I see we are taking our stupid pills again.

Jesus H Christ!!

Fight On!

by Paragon SC on Apr 26, 2006 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I typed that quickly

because I wanted to do a google search and see if a white Bronco had been spotted with Pete Carroll and Lane Kiffin streaking down the highway.

You have to admit. This is quite a turn of events.

Walker, Texas Ranger -- C.D. Parker: And how are you doing, little partner? Lucas Simms: Walker told me I have AIDS.

by EYESofBEVO on Apr 26, 2006 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I would say...

CATASTROPHIC!!!!

Fight On!

by Paragon SC on Apr 26, 2006 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Geez

When it rains it pours, doesn't it? At USC, there's not much to say, except shit, there ain't anything to say know that I think about it. However, I think it is safe to say that Troy is being seriously battered right about now. Its good that all this crap is happening now and not in September when it really counts. I know Pete will rally the troops for another serious title run. Long live Troy!

by joey on Apr 27, 2006 12:53 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Okay, I'll ask...

Do you the think the alleged sexual attack had anyting to do with the SC qb's signature move, "the Dirty Sanchez?" (No doubt the "Dirty Sanchez" SC jersey will overtake the "Ron Mexico" Atlanta Falcons jersey as the #1 seller.

Also, of all the SC quarterbacks of late, I would have bet my money on Booty to be the sexual predator. Not sure why though.

by 54b on Apr 27, 2006 8:21 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Maybe the USC and Arkansas QBs

can get together for a Dirty Sanchez-Booty-Dick-Johnson throwdown.

GO BRUINS. HOOK 'EM HORNS.

A Trojan can only be used once. A Bruin is forever.

by uclawarren on Apr 28, 2006 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Man, I must be getting old...

... but when did guys start wearing headbands?

Patience Restored

by patienthornsfan on Apr 27, 2006 8:59 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

not a headband

more of a beret or clip or something. but to answer your question it happened about the same time guys started wearing shirts that say "ambigous" in big pink letters accross the front. this coincided with the birth of metrosexuality in LA LA Land.

Crystal Balls

by MMHorns on Apr 27, 2006 9:55 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

By definition...

... this must be an UFIA.

by littlerearl on Apr 27, 2006 12:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Where's his left hand?

When first seeing (and posting this pic on my blog) this pic I thought this might be a pic of Sanchez' victim. But then concluded based on the dreamy (and drunken) look the guy on the right is giving said Sanchez that any action between the two would be consensual (thus ruling him out as a possible "victim").

by TennVolChamp on Apr 27, 2006 1:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Someone may have said this

but isn't the other guy with the hair clips their LB Brian Cushing?

Is this a Christian Laetner situation?

Walker, Texas Ranger -- C.D. Parker: And how are you doing, little partner? Lucas Simms: Walker told me I have AIDS.

by EYESofBEVO on Apr 27, 2006 1:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

nice call

it is Cushing

Crystal Balls

by MMHorns on Apr 27, 2006 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yup

by PB @ BON on Apr 27, 2006 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

According to the police report

both of them were actually arrested, but only Sanchez was charged.

Walker, Texas Ranger -- C.D. Parker: And how are you doing, little partner? Lucas Simms: Walker told me I have AIDS.

by EYESofBEVO on Apr 27, 2006 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

ambiguously gay duo

they could be on SNL. all they need are tights, they have the pink shirts going. cushing is like 3 seconds away from jamming his toungue down sanchez's throat.

by jimmer on Apr 28, 2006 12:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs