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Matt Leinart Has Chlamydia

If not already, he will soon.


Matt Leinart is dating the biggest skank in the country. Touche.

--PB--

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VD was inevitable once Leinart took off his Trojan helmet for the last time...maybe when the Cardinals play the Eagles, Scott Ware can stop by the Phoenix locker room and grab Leinart's package Green Mile style, dim a few light bulbs, and cure Matt's clap.

Shout out to T-Bone and Billy Jean King Bug Busters.

 

by 54b on May 3, 2006 2:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Too good
Can't stop laughing. My boss now officially thinks I'm on drugs.

by Peter Bean on May 3, 2006 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nothin new
Matt can now have something in common with Mike Vick. Maybe they can tell each other stories of spreading their respective diseases by not telling their partners. high fives

by APBoyd on May 3, 2006 2:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

share nicknames?
"Matt Mexico" sounds like a solid nickname

by bendj on May 3, 2006 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey
At least we know its not sexual assault right?
Fight On! Beat the Razorbacks!

by USCLink on May 3, 2006 2:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Not unless Matt's the victim...
What's your name?

Bend Over.

Ben, nice to meet you. What are you in (jail) for?

Malesting a dead horse.

by 54b on May 3, 2006 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Impossible
Paris has never said "no" in her life.

by Peter Bean on May 3, 2006 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

JESUS CHRIST!!
Has all common sense gone right out the window.

Skank is being too generous.

I mean he could do better than that!!

Fight On!

by Paragon SC on May 3, 2006 3:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the mind boggles
that's just sad. Notice how her publicity people didn't mention it until Leinart was lined up for the fat contract.

BTW, not to steer people over to another blog, but the EDSBS thread on this is hilarious, and I'm not saying that just because I got to use the phrase "Cleveland Steamer" in appropriate context... if that's even possible.

by DC Trojan on May 3, 2006 4:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Never apologize
For steering people to EDSBS. Along with it being the funniest sports site anywhere, they've been terrifically friendly and fun to get to know. That site is getting bigger and bigger. The sky's the limit for those guys.

by Peter Bean on May 3, 2006 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

in all honesty
id still probably do her, id just double bag it you know how i do

by APBoyd on May 3, 2006 4:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Please..
Everybody on this blog would do her.
I beat Wells in pool!!!

by AdamDC on May 3, 2006 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So would Cat Osterman
Now that's too Hot.

by 54b on May 3, 2006 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm
photoshop anyone?
Fight On! Beat the Razorbacks!

by USCLink on May 3, 2006 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

God what a visual!!!
I beat Wells in pool!!!

by AdamDC on May 3, 2006 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would have replied sooner
but I was too busy trying to clean the tears of blood off my laptop.

by DC Trojan on May 3, 2006 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you might want to get that checked out
bad symptom of something paris has, if i've heard correctly.
Fight On! Beat the Razorbacks!

by USCLink on May 3, 2006 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

a moment of madness
and now I am tainted. At least when the missus kills me, the suffering will end with the peace of the long sleep.

by DC Trojan on May 4, 2006 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

actually
Matt says that a shot and a 6 pack will clear that shit right up.  heard it from Urlacher at some club in WeHo.
Fight On! Beat the Razorbacks!

by USCLink on May 4, 2006 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WeHo?
West Hollywood I presume?

by DC Trojan on May 4, 2006 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah
"thats the gayest thing since the gay train came to gay town!"
Fight On! Beat the Razorbacks!

by USCLink on May 5, 2006 1:18 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kind of Similar
these two...both got fucked in front of the camera for millions to see...personally, the broad was a little more gracious than Matt McTenthPick was... to UT's credit, we worked it so hard he STILL hurts.  We're just that good in the sack, i mean The Rose Bowl...

by burntorangenance on May 3, 2006 4:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Let's Not Get Hasty . . .
We can't tell for sure . . . the guy could actually be that "Bob" guy from The Bachelor.  Come to think of it, maybe fat Bob and Matty are actually the same guy . . . have you ever seen them together at the same place and time . .. hmmmm.

by charnaw on May 4, 2006 11:21 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Excellent question
There's something to this...

by Peter Bean on May 4, 2006 11:38 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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