Monday: Enemies Tourney Gets Underway

by PB @ BON on Jan 12, 2007 9:39 AM CST in Football

Bracket has been filled...

I can hardly wait.

--PB--

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Sooner Mom gets my vote

but I'm not a Longhorn!

by Red Blooded on Jan 12, 2007 9:47 AM CST 0 recs

i can't believe she

threatened to sue. Sounds like a potential slippery slope if I've ever seen one.

by kicker on Jan 12, 2007 12:11 PM CST up 0 recs

My vote:

Heard, Hodge, Perrilloux, & Bell/Tate. True enemies of the State.

by Bevoboy94 on Jan 12, 2007 9:53 AM CST 0 recs

We get to vote on this one?

I'm for:

Ware/Thorne

Leinart

Sooner Mom

Bell/Tate

So take that.

by Kahuna on Jan 12, 2007 9:59 AM CST 0 recs

Welcome to chime in now

We'll be having individual matchups on Monday.

by PB @ BON on Jan 12, 2007 10:00 AM CST 0 recs

They're all winners

or losers, whichever is funnier

by greenman on Jan 12, 2007 10:01 AM CST 0 recs

My vote

heard, hodge, sooner mom and pederson.

by billb on Jan 12, 2007 10:01 AM CST 0 recs

That's how I'm leaning

The only tough one is Perriloux/ Sooner Mom. But Perriloux's getting what was coming to him.

by boomhauer25 on Jan 12, 2007 10:38 AM CST up 0 recs

That bottom bracket...

...is a real tough one. Pederson vs. Tate/Bell. As much as I despise Pederson for that article, the Horns down strikes me as slightly more offensive. So I'll give them the edge there.

I'd say the final four should be Heard vs. Hoge and Sooner Mom vs. Bell/Tate. Man, this is gonna be tough.

by bklynBEVO on Jan 12, 2007 10:01 AM CST 0 recs

That's the way my slate looks as well

Man, the horns down just makes the hair on my neck stand up. When sooners do it... whatever, you know it's coming and the hatred for them can't get much deeper anyways, but when the Shawn Bells, the Drew Tates, THE HOUSTON NUTTS, and fans from any other school we play other than OU or A&M... man, i just can't think of a more offensive gesture somebody could give to me. i'm pissed off just thinking about it.

i almost feel bad giving sooner mom any more attention than he/she has already gotten on this site, but that person truly is a douche. Hoge is now just making it personal. And the fact that Heard wasn't banned from the sport kinda pisses me off. that was one of the most despicable acts i've ever seen in competetive sports.

by littlevisigoth on Jan 12, 2007 3:32 PM CST up 0 recs

I'm so excited

This is the next best thing to March Madness. All it needs is some sponsorship deals, the cash from which can be used to bring in the contestants and pit them against each other in a gladiatorial arena built inside Royal Memorial.

Imagine Sooner Kid's face as he watches a bloodthirsty Ryan Perrilloux impale his mother with a spear. I would be like Eric Cartman, lapping up his tears of unfathomable sadness. Ahh yes, a man can dream.

by Meekrob on Jan 12, 2007 10:12 AM CST 0 recs

Lol

by PB @ BON on Jan 12, 2007 10:14 AM CST up 0 recs

I'll take

Heard

Leinart

Sooner Mom

Pederson

by orangeblood1 on Jan 12, 2007 10:18 AM CST 0 recs

My Vote:

Heard over moron announcers. Dirty shots trump unbridaled ineptitude in my book.

Hodge over Leinart. Leinart is just a cocky assmunch. and hey, if I was in his shoes, I couldn't say I wouldn't be a cocky ass munch either, but then again, I'd be a cocky ass munch trading poon and Benzes on a regular, so I wouldn't give a shit what anyone else thought.

Ryan over Sooner mom. Sure, she's a bigger bitch than Kyle's mom, but she's just an uneducated cock gobbler doing the only thing her walnut size brain can fathom to do. She must think those $.03/month ads are busting the vault open down at Bank of the Nation. Ryan did fundamental, but completely overcomable damage to the program, and that's a much more serious offense.

Pederson over the other two losers. Pederson's nonsensical rant went national. It's in print, it's permanent, and thankfully it's there for all of his future employers to view. Hope you like languising w/in the confines of the aggie fold, because they are the only nut hairs anywhere that'll give you a job after that bs, douche.

by Hornbud on Jan 12, 2007 10:24 AM CST 0 recs

I agree exactly

(Except for the poon and Benzes part. Ah, hell, who am I kidding?)

Heard

Hodge

Perriloser

Pederson

by hornbone on Jan 12, 2007 10:28 AM CST up 0 recs

LOL

Leinart is just a cocky assmunch. and hey, if I was in his shoes, I couldn't say I wouldn't be a cocky ass munch either, but then again, I'd be a cocky ass munch trading poon and Benzes on a regular, so I wouldn't give a shit what anyone else thought.

Amen to that.

I saw the Leinart vs Hoge matchup and figured it was a gimme for Hoge; hadn't realized the extent of the remaining animus for Leinart. Timing is everything, I suppose.

by DC Trojan on Jan 12, 2007 10:58 AM CST up 0 recs

Nope.

Sooner Mom is too easy to hate.

by Red Blooded on Jan 12, 2007 12:00 PM CST up 0 recs

Either way, I'm happy

Perriloux is on the fast track to a Federal Pound him in the Ass Prison, so that serves as a great example as to what happens when you burn the Burnt Orange Mafia.

by Hornbud on Jan 12, 2007 12:09 PM CST up 0 recs

Now that I think about it

I can't be mad at her, I pity her too much. Being mad at a walnut brained country bumfunkin for wanting sue is like being mad at a mosquito because who bites you. It's just what they do.

by Hornbud on Jan 12, 2007 12:23 PM CST up 0 recs

I hate mosquitos

by Red Blooded on Jan 12, 2007 12:39 PM CST up 0 recs

Me too,

and I wouldn't be at all disspointed if they disapeared, but it's what they do. Or think about the scorpion/frog story. That's probably a better example.

by Hornbud on Jan 12, 2007 12:41 PM CST up 0 recs

Ware or Heard! that's the question

Heard, Hodge, Perriloser, and Pederson

The person who made this site also deserves a nod: http://firemajorapplewhite.blogspot.com/

The problem is when you google "major applewhite", this crappy page is the first page.

by longhornie on Jan 12, 2007 10:36 AM CST 0 recs

So the official voting begins on Monday?

Starting in January 2007, just another Limey Longhorn

by patienthornsfan on Jan 12, 2007 11:02 AM CST 0 recs

Yeah

We'll roll out a post - hopefully with video - for each offending nominee. And then vote. Matchup by matchup.

Woo hate!

by PB @ BON on Jan 12, 2007 11:42 AM CST up 0 recs

What?

No Derrick Dorris?
.

by Grand Moff Texan on Jan 12, 2007 11:06 AM CST 0 recs

My two cents

Heard

Hoge

Sooner Mom

Bell/Tate

by txfan76 on Jan 12, 2007 12:08 PM CST 0 recs

Should be "Losers Tourney".......

Let's see, I'm a Houstonian and Ware makes me cringe b/c he's probably the least respected Heisman winner.....ever(sorry Gino)!! Who is Merrill Hoge? He's the white version of Michael Irvin minus the drugs, well maybe he is on drugs b/c that would make more sense! Sooner mom is self explanatory, she's a sooner(whatever that is). Bell/Tate are UT rejects period!! So that leaves me with: Heard, Leinart, Periloser and Pederson w/ Heard being the biggest, longest and nappiest asshair of the bunch!!!

I'm sort of a big deal, people know me

by slimmy on Jan 12, 2007 1:22 PM CST 0 recs

What did....

The Sooner Mom threaten to sure for? And is anyone going to the Drum tomorrow to watch the beat down of the zero u's?

You can't spell cocksucker without OU.

by maverick76904 on Jan 12, 2007 1:23 PM CST 0 recs

PB

Please publish the email string you have of Sooner mom. It is great. Also, do you still have all of her comments even though you took them off the site? Those are also great. Even thought it was not her you should also mention the Sooner who said he did not want his kids to go UT because Austin was full of Gays and Mexicans.
In a similar vein, you should not forget this guy:
http://www.burntorangenation.com/story/2006/12/8/16305/6868
when talking about Pederson

by Wells on Jan 12, 2007 2:29 PM CST 0 recs