Morning Coffee

by Peter Bean on Apr 19, 2007 7:58 AM CDT in Quick Hits

A quick roundup of the happenings on the 40 Acres... The ladies tennis team took care of #21 Texas A&M four matches to three yesterday at UT's Penick-Allison Tennis Center. The win gives the Longhorns an 8.5-7.0 lead in the State Farm Lone Star Showdown between UT and A&M... The #12 ranked men's tennis team dropped their match against #4 Baylor 6-1... Freshman hottie Shannon Fish helped Texas finish strong at the Big 12 women's golf championships, but the Longhorns still finished 10th...#15 ranked women's softball lost their fourth straight game on Wednesday, this time to Texas State, 3-0.

Patrons of Billy Sims barbecue in Tulsa, Oklahoma now can cheer against Texas when they use the bathroom. We asked Earl Campbell if he had any plans to put a busted Sooner Schooner in the toilets in his own restaurants. Campbell said he had no such plans. "Why would you put a toilet on wheels inside a toilet? It seems redundant."¹

Conquest Chronicles says Mustain will commit to USC soon.

At Texas A&M, they'll do anything to get to ten wins.

Kyle smacks more CFR nonsense completely out of the park. If Kyle's arguments didn't smother CFR's silly thesis, SMQ's preview of Florida takes it behind the woodshed, beats it, burns the remains, and buries it six feet under.

¹Earl Campbell said no such thing. But that's what I imagine he would say.

--PB--

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8.5-7.0?

After looking at the standings for the Lone Star Showdown I think, I could be wrong, it is UT 8.5-A&M 6. The Ag women won the golf which was the last win for them. That would have given them 6 not 7. I think TexasSports may have misadded.

by UTeed on Apr 19, 2007 12:20 PM CDT reply actions

That toilet bowl thing

is actually pretty funny. Trailer Park humor, gotta love it.

"A lot of people look for the easy way to do anything, in swimming there is no easy way." - Eddie Reese

by SwimTexas on Apr 19, 2007 12:26 PM CDT reply actions

At CJ's Barbecue in Bryan

They have a Miller Lite sign that is a set of sawed off longhorns. It's hilarious.

by Bob LaBlog on Apr 19, 2007 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions

softball

Good article in today's Texan about the softball team's lack of production during and after the Cat era.

http://media.www.dailytexanonline.co...

by UTeed on Apr 19, 2007 1:06 PM CDT reply actions

Thats pretty funny

Reminds me of when we put the letters of all of the other fraternity houses in our toilet. They were painted on the other side though, because, you know, you pee standing up.

When does football start again?

by SuperBentley on Apr 19, 2007 3:06 PM CDT reply actions