A quick roundup of the happenings on the 40 Acres... The ladies tennis team took care of #21 Texas A&M four matches to three yesterday at UT's Penick-Allison Tennis Center. The win gives the Longhorns an 8.5-7.0 lead in the State Farm Lone Star Showdown between UT and A&M... The #12 ranked men's tennis team dropped their match against #4 Baylor 6-1... Freshman hottie Shannon Fish helped Texas finish strong at the Big 12 women's golf championships, but the Longhorns still finished 10th...#15 ranked women's softball lost their fourth straight game on Wednesday, this time to Texas State, 3-0.

Patrons of Billy Sims barbecue in Tulsa, Oklahoma now can cheer against Texas when they use the bathroom. We asked Earl Campbell if he had any plans to put a busted Sooner Schooner in the toilets in his own restaurants. Campbell said he had no such plans. "Why would you put a toilet on wheels inside a toilet? It seems redundant."¹

Conquest Chronicles says Mustain will commit to USC soon.

At Texas A&M, they'll do anything to get to ten wins.

Kyle smacks more CFR nonsense completely out of the park. If Kyle's arguments didn't smother CFR's silly thesis, SMQ's preview of Florida takes it behind the woodshed, beats it, burns the remains, and buries it six feet under.

¹Earl Campbell said no such thing. But that's what I imagine he would say.

--PB--