For double-ply toilet paper with Stoops' face printed on it.

Once you are done mopping up, just rinse it off.

Better for the environment, and it exfoliates.

Unless we are talking trough style, sacrifice the extra 2 bucks and one inch of wall space between each urinal and put some plywood between me and the next guy over.  I dont need my shoes covered in some other guy's splash back.

Also, no midget urinal.   If you want to make sure the 4 foot and below can still stand to pee, then get a longer urinal, but don't install one urinal that is 2 feet lower than the rest.

How bad do you have to F-up as a DMN employee to earn this assignement?

At UT, we've all had crappy experiences in the restroom (cue comedy drums).  But, some on campus are definitely worst than others and one shines above the rest...

Worst.
#1.  Anything in the PCL.  So crowded, messy, noisy, people in and out, using cell phones, I can't concentrate in there!  Too many Daily Texan's on the floor it feels like your in a birdcage.  The restrooms are situated right by the elevators, so there is always prime traffic in the area.  

Best.
#1.  Gebauer building.  Nobody knows these restrooms exist, and I am only now letting the secret out because I'm now an Alumni.  If on campus, GEB is located right behind main building on ICD, and the building has small, remarkably clean facilities.  Only one "stall" per bathroom so you're all alone baby, and nobody next to you asking if you can "spare a square."  For an Added bonus, go to the 4th floor one, the window is low and you have an amazing view of north campus, and nobody can see that your reading "Study Breaks" in privacy.  The bathroom fixtures are actually nice.  What's best about GEB is that its only home to Liberal Arts offices, no class rooms, so no student traffic.  Plus, only like three men work in liberal arts so they are incredibly empty all the time.

The GEB male bathrooms... the only place to go on Campus.  

Anybody agree?  Have other favorites?

Texas Chili Parlor, no place that serves XXX chili and cheap beers should have shower curtains instead of doors for the restroom stalls...

Use your imaginations.

cell phone/shitter etiquette!

Whenever I used to be out on 6th Street and I had to let the devil out, the bathroom at The Driscoll Hotel bar was my favorite place to grow a tail.

I was in Austin for a wedding this summer and walked 5 blocks to the Driscoll for old times' sake and I'll tell you, the magic has not left.  It brought a tear to my eye.....and the bathroom was nice too. HEYOO!!!!

Port-O-Potty at Stubb's durning a concert.

hasn't changed much. When Austin and Ellis took over they added a bumch of stuff. Added stalls in the shitter and plasma screens. They have since been stolen. But the remaining brackets add a nice touch.

Chili Parlor? You don't shit in there man. You just don't.

I've seen in the Onion that the shitter at Emos was deemed "Too disgusting to shit in" i agree. If there is any room in Austin not worthy of my poop this is the one.

Someone mentioned ACL. I was volunteer coordinator for a couple of years for the fest. First year on the job on a Saturday, a guy comes up and (he'd had a few of something) and sheepishly says he was sent to ask for some help with a problem he was having and thought the volunteer staff could help. Seems he had gone to pee and in trying to un button his pants had put his keys in his mouth. After holding it so long he let out a gasp and in went the keys. He explained this to me and my response was "tough shit". Did I mention we were volunteers?

Juan in a Million.  In the original building, where you walk in, there is a restroom that I couldn't believe.  It is literally 2 feet by 3 feet, I'm not kidding, if you are going to have to take a seat, you have to back in.  I'm 6'3 and about 250, so I'm a big dude, but the thing is like a restroom that belongs in Willy Wonka's Factory, not for humans.

Also, I am pretty sure, not 100% but pretty sure that its the only restroom in Austin where the men and women share a common sink just outside the crapper for both.  So, there are essentially two stalls, not kidding, man and women.  No urinals.

If you go there after a night of drinking on Saturday for Sunday morning breakfast I highly recommend knocking out the beer shits before you leave the house.

Best dumps I've ever taken were at my Grandpa's ranch.  No electricity, no real running water, so we had a hole dug some hundreds of feet from the shack where we stayed.  On top of this hole, there was a sort of short table with no top, to which we had affixed a toilet seat (nice, ceramic one, too), complete with lid (Don't know why, but it really made it feel like a toilet).  The flushing mechanism was a short garden shovel stuck in a pile of dirt beside the contraption.  You had to take your paper with you, and there was occasionally a slight smell from the previous patron if they hadn't "flushed" properly, but once you sat down, it was absolute silence.  Like, Duke free-throw silence.  Let me tell you that a perfect acoustic environment such as this one, coupled with a three foot drop, produced some of the most satisfying sounds I have ever heard.  I definitely recommend dropping one from a height.

Worst toilet was the same john at night.  Especially if you were in a hurry, you might be tempted to bypass the usual flashlight-inspection for scorpions.  Oh, and if that coiled brown thing in the hole starts rattling at you, just give it a good flush.  If you're brave, though, nothing beats coiling up a warm, steamy friend next to him.