joey dorsey Stories - Burnt Orange Nation
Ruminations from the Bench - the NCAA can't vacate my gorilla dunks!
[scene: Joey Dorsey gets the news that the NCAA might force Memphis to vacate everything from its 2007-08 basketball season] Joey [sees story on ESPN about Memphis]: What the f--k? They want to take our whole season away? Can they do that? Where's Jesse Jackson and the dude with the weird...
We now enter the offseason. I already miss basketball.
The Los Angeles Lakers are your 2008-09 NBA Champions. Just as I predicted. Unfortunately the Kobes put an end to Rafer Alston's team too fast! I wanted to watch two more games! Alas, now we enter the lengthy off-season. No more NBA basketball until October. Unless you count the Las Vegas...
Ruminations from the bench - by Joey Dorsey: Joey's bedtime prayer
[scene: Joey Dorsey returns home after yet another DNP-CD against the Portland Trail Blazers] Joey: Another game... another day where Joey gets no play. Even Luther Head gets to play every now and then. Something is terribly wrong with this situation. Joey's got to do something about...
Love Works Out for Memphis
From the Commercial Appeal: Love, projected to be selected in the upper half of the draft lottery, emerged as the top participant, while Dorsey more than held his own in producing the second-best workout among four big men. The six-player session also included centers DeAndre Jordan (Texas...
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