rankology Stories - Burnt Orange Nation
None of Us is All of Us
So, crashing things into the Moon has been taking up slightly more of my time than I expected. I've let you guys down with my less-than-real stat dump over the summer, and I had nearly given up on my Horn Brain Poll of Unlimited Vagary and Speculation project when I realized how much I've been...
Time to Straighten Out My Poll
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I hurt your feelings? BONer jokes aside, I've got just enough time tonight to completely screw up my running attempt at learning how to put together a Top 25 for this week. Click ahead, I promise there are no more bad jokes. Time to Improvozize The Inaugural Horn Brain...
Rankology 101: Preseason Power-Polling
Here goes nothing... I may have mentioned this a few times already, but this is a pure power poll. It's also based on conjecture and possibly an unnoticeable amount of witchcraft. What I'm saying is, this is my opinion on the matter, studded with laziness. Oh, and only my opinion, as all of...




















